Why hello there dear reader. I'm always surprised that people read those, since the pairing is so unpopular. But hey, I keep hoping one day more people will like it.

This was written for a request on lj. The prompt was "well-shagged Zelos", and well, since i'm cheap, I went "OTP 8D" and wrote this. Bear with me.

Anyway enjoy the randomness.

Disclaimer: I don't own ToS or its characters. And i'm too tired to do a witty disclaimer.

Warnings: mentions of sex, implying of sex, but no actual sex. Too bad.

Thanks to Lady Luck

He probably would have laughed at the idea a few years ago, but right now Zelos Wilder was, in his own opinion, a very lucky man.

He had the high status of a Chosen of Mana without any of its responsibilities -the title was merely for show in the post-Mithos world-, wealth beyond imagining, loads of girls at his feet, and he was currently recovering from what was maybe the best sex he'd ever had, grinning and blissfully ignoring the frown that had somehow made its way on his partner's face.

Ah yes, he'd forgotten to mention that point. Said partner was gorgeous, intelligent, full of wit, amazing at cooking, and currently in denial.

"Just so you know, Zelos, I did not just have sex with you."

Zelos chuckled and ran a finger along the teenager's spine.

"Of course, of course, you didn't. Now how about you lie back down, hmm?"

Genis, of course, wasn't one to obey so easily. He'd confirmed that in the last hour. He turned, using his arm to brace himself, and looked at Zelos.

"I'm serious. If anyone hears of this, you're dead. And if my sister learns of this, we're both dead."

"Then we should make the most of what little time we have, right? At least this way you know you won't die a virgin. That would have been a shame, don't you think?"

Genis gave him a blank look and he had to admit he was impressed. He'd expected him to blush, at least.

"If it was just to avoid that fate, I could have thought of better candidates, you know."

"Nonsense. I'm the best in Tethe'alla when it comes to sex, and you know it."

"So you say."

"So say a lot of girls"

"Who most probably haven't tried."

"You'd be surprised." He grinned, moving closer to the sitting teenager's back and flinging an arm across his lower back and the attached hand on his thigh. "Besides, you have tried. What's your opinion?"

A raised eyebrow.

"You're asking me to give an opinion based on only one sampling?"

"Is that an invitation?"

"I wonder. I have to admit, I'm curious to see if you're as good on the receiving end."

"You realize you just implied I was already good at the giving end?"

"Shut up."

Zelos laughed, amused by the slight tint that had finally reached Genis's cheeks. He pushed himself up on his free arm, just long enough to use the other one to pull the teenager down and closer to him.

"All right, Master of Mana, show me what you've got. But it'll be hard to deny something happened after that, you know. Especially since you're the one who asked."

"I'll blame the alcohol."

"We haven't drunk a drop."

Genis smirked, bending down to kiss the redhead shortly.

"They don't need to know that, do they?"

... this feels OOC. Damn. I'll do better next time.

Thanks for reading and please review.