GAHHH! Life hates me! Well I don't know if it really does but hey it has its hate filled moments. Well all that's happened lately is that I had alcohol for the first time in my life and got slightly tipsy on three wine coolers… yeah we're just ganna leave it at that and I'm never drinking again. [that's such a lie] Other than that I don't have much to ramble about here so hope you like the chapter! :]

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Xsusanox: Yes, I think it'll be interesting too. I can't wait to find out what I'm going to write!... because I still don't know…

Miss T Hyuga: Hey good idea! Maybe, maybe I'll think about it.

firemageallanna: Pervert! Ha, ha don't worry I was thinking ALL about that too while writing it. [Evilly smirks and stares down at cute fox that is looking all adorably back at her.]

Disclaimer: NOT MINE! [SAD FACE]

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"Tell me."

"No."

"… pl…plea…oh damn it all forget it!" Temari shrieked and walked out of the kitchen where I was currently munching on a carrot.

I began to chuckle at her, Temari had been asking my the same question for five hours trying to get me to tell her what I had planned and every time it got to the point where she was about to beg, with the small word of 'please', she'd damn the world and leave before returning not ten minutes later. Of course my chuckling got her attention and this time she walked right back in glaring frigidly.

"Don't. You. Dare." She stated pointedly, as she bee lined toward me.

"What am I daring exactly?" I drawled with a yawn before biting my carrot again.

She paused, staring at me with a small smirk slowly gracing her features.

"What?" I said after a short pause.

"Nothing, just, well I guess there is a reason your name is 'Shika…maru.'" She turned on her heal to leave again, giggling before looking back to say, "Later 'deer.'"

I looked down at the carrot in my hand and sighed before placing on the counter and walking back towards my room. "Troublesome woman," I muttered.

I opened my door, looking at the small bag that held my belongings for our trip back to Konoha tonight. Temari was to be my escort home while also reporting to the Hokage about my mission and to discuss some matters between Suna and Konoha as well. I quickly scanned my room once more looking for anymore of my belongings that I might have missed or forgotten, unlikely as it may be with the few objects I had brought.

"Nara! Ok that's it your going to tell me right now what the hell your planning to make me do because I don't care anymore if it's for your birthday! So help me Nara I'll kick you're a-"

I cut of her rant with my hand on her mouth. "You're going to have to wait," I whisper, bring my hot breath to her ear watching her try to hide a shiver. "I'm not going to make you do something… too bad. Just something I can enjoy."

Roughly, Temari pushed me back until I toppled onto the bed. "God Nara, I didn't know you were such a tease." Then she stuck out her tongue angrily before leaving while calling down the hall, "We leave in 15 minutes. Meet me at the front gate and don't be late Lazy-ass."

"Yeah, yeah," I muttered, deciding to take a quick power nap for the journey home. Three days alone with Temari as she terrorizes me for answers. Great. Stupendous. I drifted off to sleep still awkwardly hanging of my bed with her childish tongue move playing in my head.

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"NARA! You stupid jerk!" I heard as I roused from my nap only to feel a blow on my head, so much for ninja skills.

"I was here not 20 minutes ago and you decide 15 minutes before we leave that it's a good time to take a nap?!"

I got up and picked up my bag before walking out the door straight past Temari as she glared before following.

"Nara, don't just walk away from me you unbelievable ass! Did I not tell you specifically 15 minutes?! And to not be late?!"

I didn't respond as I continued to walk, listening to her rant and ask rhetorical questions repeatedly, not even waiting for a response. Finally after we had past the gate and made it to the tree line, after she had hit me a few times over the head as well, I spoke.

"Temari, give it a rest you can't change the past now and your yelling is doing nothing but giving away our position at this point. Just calm down."

She hit me again upside the head, "Fine I'll shut up for now but I swear to God Shikamaru if you do something as stupid as that again, I won't be as forgiving."

I sighed "Troublesome woman."

"What was that?" She snapped back.

"Nothing." I said before smirking at a thought that crossed my mind. "Temari?"

"What?" she replied harshly.

I quickly leant down and kissed her full on the mouth before turning to walk forward past where she had froze on the path for a short instant.

"Damn it, Nara!"

'As least she's back to normal, now.'

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736 words. I think I might end this story there. What do you guys think? I'm not sure how much farther I can take this really without it going down the gutter in more than one sense. I really want to keep this teen rated and I might go some very dirty places should I continue… :] Anyway tell me what you think. I'll go on if you guys think I should!

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