A/N: Final chapter of a supposed one-shot. I'm leaving this open for a potential sequel, but I have to lighten my writing load before I would get back to this. Thank you all for your wonderful reviews and support for this tale; especially in the beginning. Y'all just know what Reno needs even though he'll never own up to it. It's always Crazy! Cloud's sweet lovin' and lots of it. Baby chocobo is just the free prize always found inside. Originally updated 1/20/09. Revised 2/18/09.

Fandom: Final Fantasy 7

Summary: Baby girl says hi! Reno listens to his doctor's sage advice. Cloud takes advantage. What could go wrong?

Pairings: Cloud/Reno

Warnings: Yaoi, MPREG, Labor-Pissed-But-Later-Sexy Reno, Harried-But-Later-Pervert-For-Reno Crazy! Cloud, Birth, Breastfeeding, SEX, Pissed-Off Vincent, New Shinra endorsed Materia Semi-Sex Change

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this fan fiction.

Chapter 8 - Chocobuckle

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Cloud dreamed of swimming in a large warm pool of water. Oh, so heavenly. If only Reno was here. Reno?

Cloud was harshly woken up by a hard thump to his head. He swore as he raised his hands to find them soaking wet along with the rest of his body.

The first thing that ran through Cloud's addled brain was that they were seriously going to need a new mattress.

"Fuckin' chocobo-head! The one time ya decide to sleep. I hit a leak! Wake the fuck up! Baby girl's comin'!"

Cloud raised his arms to shield his defenseless head as Reno repeatedly slapped it.

Reno halted the chocobo abuse when he realized Cloud was finally awake. He shook Cloud's shoulders to get his attention. "The contractions are five minutes apart, Cloud. This Turk's scared. Baby girl was supposed to cook for two more weeks, yo."

Cloud quickly embraced a shaking and crying Reno. "It'll be okay, Reno. Remember? The doctor said the baby might come early. Try to calm down while I call the ambulance."

"Okay, Cloud. Just don't leave me. Alright? Don't leave me alone, yo."

Cloud kissed the top of Reno's head, and embraced Reno tight, as another contraction hit. He held on until Reno let his breath out, indicating it had passed.

After licking away Reno's falling tears, Cloud murmured as he rapidly dialed his cell phone. "Never leave you, Reno. Promise."

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The verbal abuse mounted as the ambulance screamed through the streets.

Cloud thought only Cid knew those swear word combinations. Perhaps he had been giving Reno lessons while Cloud was at work.

"Have babies! What the fuck was I thinking? Why the fuck did you get me pregnant, yo?"

Cloud winced as Reno attempted to break his hand and almost succeeded. "You told me to! You said to fill your oven!"

"Do ya have to listen to everything I say? Told ya I wasn't gay! Did ya listen to me then? Fuck no! Had my legs up and my eyes starin' at the ceilin' in two seconds flat!"

"Well, it changed your mind. Didn't it? We got married and everything! Don't talk that way, Reno. Please?"

Reno sobbed as he looked at Cloud's sorrowful eyes. Fuck. He didn't mean it. It just hurt so bad.

Reno had never felt such pain, even when had been tortured in the line of duty. "Aw fuck! Stop frownin'! Don't mean it! Ya know I don't, Cloud. Just hurts. Baby girl's hurtin' this Turk really bad. She's bein' real impatient. Guess she wants to see her Daddy."

Cloud sighed. He looked up at Reno, gave him a small smile, and kissed his hand. "Guess so."

Cloud swiftly inhaled as Reno, once again, tried to break his hand.

"Aw fuck! Aw shit! This is the worst! Fuckin' worst! Never again, Strife. This is the last one. Fuckin' swear!" Reno paused to listen for Cloud's response. He then reared up and snarled as his declaration was met with silence.

Cloud's gaze was back on their joined hands.

"Last one, Strife. This Turk ain't goin' through this again. Just can't."

"…"

"Strife? Cloud? Ya agreein' right? No more after Baby Girl, right?"

"Fuck! Stop with the frownin' and lookin' sad!"

"…"

Stop it, I said! This is the last one! Fuckin' mean it!"

"…"

" …"

"…"

"Shit! Shit! Shit! Fine! Give me a fuckin' year and we can try again! But that'll be the last one! Okay? Right? Answer me, Strife, or I'm kickin' ya out of the ambulance!"

Cloud quickly looked up and gave Reno a beaming grin.

Reno snorted in derision. He had been suckered again.

Strife had no mercy. He even played Reno while he was in labor with their child. Manipulative chocobo.

Cloud would have made a great Turk.

"You're an asshole, Cloud. Lettin' ya know right now."

"Yeah, Reno. I know. But you still love me. Right?"

Reno pulled on Cloud's spiky head as the orderlies wheeled his gurney in to Admissions. "Fuck yeah, Cloud. Right down to the bone, yo."

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"Love you, Aerith. Mommy loves you."

Reno's newborn baby chick made soft cooing noises as she suckled her dinner.

Reno leaned in slightly and kissed his baby's bald head. He then caressed her cheek with one finger to encourage her feeding. "Drink up, Baby. Gotta grow some hair soon. Takin' after ya Uncle Rude, yo."

"It's only been two weeks, Reno. Give it time. Her hair will be spiking up before you know it."

Reno looked up to smile at Cloud.

Cloud frowned as Reno winced. "Easy, Aerith. Mommy's gonna need that nipple. Gotta feed ya again in three hours."

"Aren't you glad for the breasts now?"

Reno glanced up to a grinning, horny Cloud and squinted with a sneer. "Screw you, Pervert. Still no excuse. Asked the doctor myself after Baby Girl was born. He said bottle feedin' would've been fine. Can't fool this Mommy Turk, yo!"

Cloud refused to look guilty in the face of Reno's righteous ire.

The doctor had also said that breastfeeding would help his baby's immune system.

If her Daddy got some joy out of the deal, Cloud was sure his baby didn't mind. "Reno. She's fallen asleep."

"Hold ya Fenrir, Mr. Horny! Gonna finish this up good and proper. Baby still burps even if she's sleepin', yo."

Ten minutes later, after releasing a burp which would have made Uncle Cid proud, Reno laid his precious angel down for the night. He barely had forty seconds of sweet baby gazing before Daddy Horny pounced.

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Cloud didn't even back down after Reno clocked him in the eye. "Renoooo. Come on! It's been a whole month and a half! The doctor said we could have sex after two weeks. It's been two weeks. I'm beginning to think you don't love me anymore."

For that, Reno punched Cloud in the other eye, before he laid down in their shared marital bed in a huff. "Don't be tryin' to guilt this Turk! It was 'cause of your horny that I had to bed rest the whole last month! Anal sex don't count! Bullshit!"

Cloud slowly crawled up the bed, nibbling Reno's pale soft body along the way. He growled as he inhaled his mate's beloved scent. Reno's natural smell mixed with baby's breath and milk.

The last two weeks Cloud was sure he would tear his own dick off, masturbating to Reno's scent, as Reno obliviously went about his role as Mommy Turk. Forget about going for the new breasts.

Cloud had been kicked in the peanuts for that.

Breasts were for Baby Turks only! Horny Daddies could just eat out.

Reno was able to ignore his husband until Cloud's lips got to his neck.

As Cloud licked and nipped Reno's nape, Reno heard himself begin to purr.

The Turk, in Reno, wanted to deny Cloud for as long as he could. But it had been a long, almost two months, and Reno was feeling a little frisky himself.

Cloud was right about one thing. Aerith would be up in three hours demanding her next meal.

If they were going to do anything, it would have to happen soon.

"Cloud, wait. Lemme get ready for ya. Gotta soften myself up down there. Remember?"

Cloud's blond eyebrows furrowed in the middle, with concern, as he let Reno lay fall back onto the bed. His long red hair tumbling seductively around his shoulders.

Reno brought one hand down, and began to masturbate his female entrance, readying it for Cloud's erection. He moaned as the juices began to quickly accumulate. It had been a long time.

"Are you sure. We could just do it anally tonight."

"Nah. Wanna feel ya in front. Fill me up. Make me all warm inside like before. 'Kay, Cloud?"

"Um, sure. But I thought you said you wanted to wait. We're not using any protection. What if you get pregnant again?"

Reno released a small scream as his body convulsed with a vaginal orgasm. He held his sopping wet fingers up for Cloud to lick clean.

As Cloud licked away, Reno opened his legs wider, and positioned Cloud's erection towards his female entrance. "Just had Baby Girl two weeks ago and I'm breastfeedin'. Doc says I shouldn't get pregnant. Something 'bout hormones and shit. No worries, Husband. Don' leave this Turk waitin'. Fill me up, yo."

Reno didn't have to tell Cloud twice.

With a low groan, Cloud pushed into Reno's velvety softness. His Mako-blue eyes rolled to the back of his head as he thrust away.

Reno mewed and purred as he locked his ankles behind Cloud's back and massaged his strong shoulders. "Harder, Husband. Fuck me harder. Missed havin' ya inside me. Make me taste it in my throat."

Cloud growled at the fervor of Reno's entreaties. Heeding his mate's call, he doubled his thrusts, pounding into Reno's soft body.

Reno flung his head back, in ecstasy, and wailed with the pleasure mixed with pain rippling from his womb. "Ah! Ha! Ah! Do it, Cloud! Come inside me! Fill me up! Fill me up! Oh Gods! Ah! Ha! Ahhhh!"

Cloud wanted to stave off his orgasm. He tried so hard, but Reno's rippling inner muscles would not be denied.

As Reno's orgasm rocketed through his body, making him wail with completion, Cloud screamed as his semen was jerked from his own.

Reno's body clenched on tightly to Cloud's, refusing to let him go.

Cloud collapsed, on top of a gleefully grinning Reno, once Reno's body finally decided to set him free.

Reno embraced Cloud tightly with one arm as he rubbed his warm, full womb with the other. "Yeah. That's it. All warm now. Thanks, Husband."

Cloud wearily slid his head nearer Reno's and softly kissed his beaming cheek. "No problem. But are you sure you're not going to get pregnant?"

Reno quickly scoffed at Cloud's suspicions and got them both settled down for the night.

Reno checked the clock and smiled. Perfect. He'd be able to get two full solid hours of sleep in before Aerith woke up.

Reno kissed Cloud's cheek and made himself comfortable. "Like I told ya before, Cloud. No worries."

With that firm declaration, Reno fell into a deep sleep with Cloud gently caressing his body.

As Reno was sleeping, during the next two hours, his hips made the slightest adjustments as dictated by Nature.

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Three weeks later…

Reno was waiting, slightly pissed off in his doctor's waiting room, when Vincent Valentine-Highwind stalked in.

After letting the front desk know he had arrived, Vincent took his seat gracefully next to Reno. He murderously stared down the wall across the way.

Reno usually respected Vincent's privacy, especially when his face had that thunderous look, but he had to know. He made sure to keep his gaze focused on the same wall as Vincent's was when he finally got the nerve to speak up. "You too?"

Vincent harrumphed, and crossed his arms across his chest, but he answered Reno's question. "So it would seem."

"So all that talk about hormones and breastfeedin'…?"

"Does not apply to bearers who were transformed with the specialized Materia."

"So we're fucked?"

"Apparently so."

"Where's Cid?"

"He's back in the airship taking care of the girls. I am not speaking to him at the moment. Cloud?"

"Same. Don't stop him from pouncing though. Sorta usin' Aerith like a baby speed bump. She's a good Baby Turk. I hand her off and she pukes on him. Got the timin' down real good, yo."

"I must remember that."

"Solid. I'm telling ya."

"Hmph."