I figured this was complete, but I wanted to post this. This is The "A Little Bush" song, composed entirely (save one verse) on the night I wrote "Poor Thing." Thank God we remembered it! NOTE: For the original purposes of this parodic song, we changed all the pet-names (such as pet-seriously? WHO WOULD CALL SOMEONE ELSE PET??) to friend, but for the purposes of this story, we changed it back.

Do not read if you like Bush, Hitler (if you like Hitler, you have SERIOUS problems,) Nixon, Snape, Bob the Evil Cat, the Mad Hatter, gardeners (not too much insults there-my mom's a gardener- but it was the only thing that rhymed and made sense.) Or Napoleon, Fillmore, Hussien, Darth Vader, Nazis (see what I said for Hitler,) or Dora.

Normal= Sweeney Todd

Italics= Mrs. Lovett

Bold= Both

DISCLAMER: I do not own Sweeney Todd. Or Star Wars. Or Harry Potter. Or Alice in Wonderland. Or RuneScape. All the people here are A.) dead or B.) own themselves.

If I had owned any of these, Sweeney wouldn't have died. Neither would have Mrs. Lovett. If I owned Alice in Wonderland...I honestly have no idea what I'd do. If I owned RuneScape, I'd be rich. If I owned Harry Potter...see one of my HP stories.

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What is that?

It's Bush. Have a little Bush.

Is it really good?

No, it tastes like mush.

He killed cars and pencils and Voldy,

so it's pretty moldy.

Awful lot of fat...

Only where it sat!

Haven't you got Hitler, or something like that?

No, you see the trouble with Hitler is how do you know it's Jew-ush?

Try the Bush.

Nixon's rather nice.

If it's for a price.

Order something else though, to follow,

since no one could swallow it twice...

Anything that's fat?

Bob the Evil Cat.

Though, of course, it tastes of wherever it's sat!

Is that Snape, in a crepe?

Mercy no, sir, look harder, you'll notice it's gardener-

Looks fatter,

more like Mad Hatter,

No, it has to be be gardener, it's green!

The history of the world, my love- Save a lot of graves, do a lot of relatives favors-

-Is those below serving those up above!

-everybody shaves, so there should be plenty of flavors-

How gratififying for once to know-

That those above will serve those down below!

What is that?

It's Fillmore,

Finest in the store,

Or we have some people's pie toppered

With actual people on top

And I've just begun--

'Ere's Napoleon - so oily

He's served with a doily-- have one?

Put him on a flapjack...

Well, you know know if he's going to attack!

Try the Nazi- he's got no paparazzi,

No-! The Hussien is really

too soft and too plain-

Then Darth Vader?

The crusader-

Ah, but always arrives still breathing...

I'll come again when you have Dora on the menu...

Have charity towards the world, my pet-

Yes, yes, I know, my love!-

We'll take the customers that we can get-!

High-born and low, my love-

We'll not discriminate great from small-

No, we'll serve anyone-

Meaning anyone- We'll serve anyone-

And to anyone- At all!