A/N: This is gonna be co-written with me with my friend ;D she doesn't have an account yet but will soon (:

Disclaimer: What happens if you say you do own it? If I did I wouldn't be writing this - happy?

*Edward gets a frantic call from Alice while out hunting, he comes rushing back to find Bella jumping off the walls, hyper. Bella grabs Alice and lifts her up somehow, spinning her around the room*

BellaAliceEdwardEmmett.

EDDiiEE EDDiiEE EDDiiEEEE! HELPP MEEEEEEEEE!

You're a vampire - get down yourself! You did this to her!!

I don't want to hurt her! & IT'SKINDAHARDTOWRITEWHENYOURBEINGSPUNAROUNDINTHEAIRBYYOURHYPER-BESTFRIEND! (Its kinda hard to write when your being spun around in the air by your hyper best friend)

Why are you writing then?! SPEAK OUT LOUD!

C-can't, she said she'd eat m-me!

-Bella sees Edward- EDDiiEEE POOOOP! WEEEEEEEEE! –drops Alice and hugs Edward-

-is dizzy- Woah... OMC! EDWARD YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR CLOTHES! Eep!

Eep?

CONCENTRATE MAANNN!

Sorry. Ut Oh.

What's the Ut Oh problem?! I WANNA KNOWW TELL MEEE!

I'll tell you if you Don't. Look. Down. At. Your. Clothes.

WHYYYY? Hee heee

Because your covered in Edward's dinner...

Huh? –looks down- Oh.

Way to go Emmett!

-snarls- We'll deal with him later Alice we need to help Bella.

Heh heh Edward a messy eater... need more sugar... feel dizzy, ooo spinnyy room! -faints-

Hahahaha!

Congrats Emmett –glares- I'mma gonna go take her upstairs to sleep it off.

-has vision- Nooo! I have an idea of how to wake her up –smirks-

DON'T BLOCK ME!

I like the way you think Aliceeee ;D

Now Emmett can read minds too? NO FAIR!

Stop whining Eddie, he can't. Now for my –cough- evil -cough- plann mwahahahaaa!

Operation wake-up Bella is a go go!

*Emmett pulls a large bag of skittles and M&M's from his pocket as Alice grins at him...*

Crap.

O-kaayyy! So... the second half of this will be continued next chapter ;D Don't worry, Alice gets her revenge for the cold water incident (:
Please Review i need it! You don't know how hard it is to write with keys broken ): Have to copy and paste letters!