The Fullmetal Alchemist Christmas Collection

Song 12: Twelve Fullmetal Days of Christmas

Authors: MoonStarDutchess and Silver Sniper of Night

Disclaimer: We don't own Fullmetal or the song, The Twelve Days of Christmas we were just bored and made this up. Parodies are accepted as fair use so this is not a song fit and legal on the site.

Note: Is centered on purpose.

AN: September 2015 - This was originally posted as a separate story but I want to clean up my account a bit so I decided to delete it there and post it in this collection. Hope you like it.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Two of Riza's guns and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns, and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four Roy's in miniskirts, three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns, and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Five sparkling Armstrong's, four Roy's in miniskirts, three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Six of Winry's wrenches, five sparkling Armstrong's, four Roy's in miniskirts, three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Seven Fuery's crying, six of Winry's wrenches, five sparkling Armstrong's, four Roy's in miniskirts, three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight of Maes' pictures, seven Fuery's crying, six of Winry's wrenches, five sparkling Armstrong's, four Roy's in miniskirts, three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine of Al's kittens, eight of Maes' pictures, seven Fuery's crying, six of Winry's wrenches, five sparkling Armstrong's, four Roy's in miniskirts, three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten little Hayates, nine of Al's kittens, eight of Maes' pictures, seven Fuery's crying, six of Winry's wrenches, five sparkling Armstrong's, four Roy's in miniskirts, three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eleven alchemists transmuting, ten little Hayates, nine of Al's kittens , eight 8 of Maes' pictures, seven Fuery's crying, six of Winry's wrenches, five sparkling Armstrong's, four Roy's in miniskirts, three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve Ed's a shouting, eleven alchemists transmuting, ten little Hayates, nine of Al's kittens , eight of Maes' pictures, seven Fuery's crying, six of Winry's wrenches, five sparkling Armstrong's, four Roy's in miniskirts, three of Havoc's cigarettes, two of Riza's guns and a Fullmetal in a pear tree.