I Promise

For New Year's Resolution Challenge by Pinky Green

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I promise to stop being a total overprotective, jealous boyfriend to my lovely girlfriend, Hermione Granger. I promise to stop calling her friends Harry Pooper and Ronald Fire-Crotch Weasley in front of her and behind her back.

I also promise never to speak to one of my best friends, Pansy Parkinson, ever again, as she only brings me trouble.

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I promise never to be jealous over all the girls that throw themselves at my boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. I promise not to purposefully outsmart Draco, as that makes him very sad.

I also promise to stop being mean to Pansy and invite her over to the Head's Common more often, as she, deep down, is a lovely girl.

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Ron and I promise to stop calling Ferret Boy, Ferret Boy, as it makes Hermione sad and very, very upset. We also promise to not stuff it in Draco's face that Slytherin indeed lost another Cup to us, the Gryffindors.

Ron also promises not to snog his girlfriend, Parkinson, in front of Draco and Hermione. It makes them both vomit.

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I, Pansy Parkinson, promise to not change a thing about myself. After all, I set up the greatest, most passionate couple, not to mention Head students, that Hogwarts has ever seen and I landed my self a boyfriend that doesn't mind that I'm not very smart (after all, like he's much better). Now what to do with Harry, Daphne, Ginny, and Blaise…

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A/n.

Title: I Promise

Rating: K+

Summary: Draco, Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Pansy make their New Year's resolutions. And why are they all Pansy centric? DM/HG, RW/PP

Challenge: New Year's Resolution on the Harry Potter Fan Fiction Challenge Forum

Notes: Here's the order of the resolutions if you didn't catch it: Draco, Hermione, Ron and Harry, and Pansy.

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