This is a cross between Harry Potter and Naruto.
Now, I know a lot of these are popping up, and mine is no different.
It does surround the Order of the Phoenix, like most of the others.
In the first chapter there might be some Nippon-go so prepare yourselves=^.^=.

Thoughts
"Actual Talking"
"日本人" (Japanese. It will be translated.)
"Matta!" (Romanized Japanese) Only used in the village, sorry. Or sometimes in other places.

A/N-Now I'm not so sure my translations from English to Japanese are very good, nor my Japanese to English, if you look it up and it's wrong, please bear with me. The translations are rough.
As it starts it will be in English. Review please.^^

"Itsumo sasaete kureru hitotachi ni
Higorono omoi wo kometa rhapsody e
Appreciation no kimochi wo todoke
Itsumo arigato hontou arigato
Tatoe doko ni tatte kimi no sonzai ni
Kansha shiteru yo"


"Enter." called Tsunade's voice.

The door opened and in came Sakura, Sai, Sasuke, and Naruto.

"You summoned us, Hokage-sama?" addressed Sakura politely to her superior.

She was organizing her desk, moving papers around. She was looking for a paper, and when she found it, "I have a new mission for the four of you to take on." she said, taking the paper and handing it to Sasuke.

Sasuke took the paper, skimming through it. It was an S-ranked mission. Not too bad. He didn't read the summary though. He looked at Sakura for a split second, looked away, because she was looking at him, then he handed it to her.

As soon as Naruto heard the word "mission", he was bouncing off the walls. Mission's the magic word. "Mission?! We have a new mission?! FINALLY!! I've been SO bored, I've had no miss-" Sasuke gently muffled Naruto, grabbing his waist. "Shashuke! Gesh you han of my mouf!" Naruto exclaimed, struggling to get free.

"Excuse Naruto this morning, Hokage-sama, he put too much sugar in his breakfast." Sasuke said, sighing.

Naruto huffed under his hand.

Tsunade took a deep breath, which scared Sakura, because she usually got the end of Naruto's punishment. And Sai being Sai, stood quietly, smiling his usual fake smile, but these days it wasn't nearly as fake as it used to be. And of course, everyone figured Naruto had something to do with that.

"As I was saying…before I was rudely interrupted," Throwing a quick glare at Naruto, "there is a new mission for you. The man that requested it is the headmaster, of a school a long ways from here." she explained, "He hired us to protect a boy attending his fifth year at the school. It may sound simple, but it is an S-ranked...He's an old friend of mine, and I do owe him for many things."

Sakura looked at Tsunade, "So this would make up for a lot of that debt? Of course Tsunade-sama." she sighed. Ah, her sensei would never change. "Why would protection be a S-ranked? Is this guy really important?"

"Where's the school?" Sai asked, because Sasuke was still muffling Naruto.

"In Europe." she answered nonchalantly.

Then Naruto busted free of Sasuke's grip, "Europe?! We're going all the way to Europe? WHOO BABY!! Talk about a vacay!!" he was loud about it too, as usual.

"Naruto! Control yourself!" Sakura hissed. Now she was getting annoyed.

And once again, there was Sasuke, grabbing Naruto -a little tighter this time- and remuffling him. "Naruto, calm down." Sasuke whispered gently into his ear, making Naruto shiver a little and calm down.

"This is not a vacation Naruto, this is a very important mission that we've been given. You need to take it seriously. The school is in England, but be wary, this is no ordinary school." At this, all of them looked at her, especially curious now, most of all Naruto, still having Sasuke's soft hand over his lips.

"Then…if it's not a…normal school, then what kind is it?" Sakura asked.

"The name of it is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It's a magic school."

"You mean like Jutsu and stuff right?" Naruto only removed Sasuke's hand, Sasuke not letting go of him, anyways. "Or…is it that other stuff, you know with the wands and the…spells?" He said it as if it were some weird fantasy.

Tsunade nodded, "That's exactly what it is."

Sasuke thought for a moment. "So this boy that we're supposed to be protecting is a wizard?"

"And he goes to a school with other witches and wizards…?" Sakura said.

They were skeptical now. Who would believe any of that which sounded like a bunch of BS. Spells and wands and dragons...brooms, pixies...flying monkeys...

She nodded again, "It sounds like you've got the gist of it. Now that you do know, their school year starts in four two-and-a-half weeks from now-"

"When are we-" she cut Naruto off.

"-and you for are leaving tomorrow morning."

"Doesn't that seem a little too soon?" Sai said for the second time in the conversation.

"It is a little soon, yes, but you four will be posing as fifth years as well, so there will be someone at the London airport to pick you up and teach you everything a fifth year should know. You're all fast learners, right?"

All four of them nodded.

"Another thing, Naruto...how long can you keep up your transformation as a female up?" Tsunade asked curiously.

Naruto and the others looked at her. "Umm...as long as I want to...why?" He cocked his eyebrow at her.

"I want two boys, Sasuke and Sai, and two girls, Sakura and you in your...female form." Tsunade said.

Naruto went very still, "You...what?"

"You heard me, I want you in your female form. I want two boys and two girls on this mission, therefore having to make you a girl."

Naruto turned red really fast, "WHAT?! HOW COME I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO BE THE OTEHR GIRL?!? WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE SAI? HELL, HE'S MORE WOMANLY THAN I AM! AND I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO BE A GIRL?" he shouted at the top of his lungs**.

"Hold your tongue Naruto." Tsunade said sharply. "Yes you are the one who has to be a girl because you were the only one foolish enough to have such a Jutsu in your arsenal that could make you a woman. Now you have to suffer the consequences."

Naruto glared at her, his face still cherry red.

Tsunade sighed, "Very well then. You have your mission, now go and start packing for tomorrow morning, and Sasuke, make sure Naruto wakes up." she added.

Sasuke nodded.

"Dismissed."


Naruto checked for anything he might've missed, more ramen than necessary, kunai, shuriken…underwear (his boxers of course, no whitey tidies). He felt he didn't seem to be missing anything. But he knew, that once they were there, he would remember something he forgot. He always did.

He looked over at that first picture that he, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi sensei took together. Then he looked at the one next to it, that one of only him and Sasuke. During a late training session. He laughed to himself…that was such a long time ago, the bother of them were bruised up and sweaty, it was a wonder they still managed to grin to the camera.

A month later, Naruto confessed himself to Sasuke, only to be rejected. But Sasuke was lying, and admitted that he'd love Naruto from the start.

He smiled.

"What're you thinking about, Naruto?" Naruto jumped, spun around, and saw Sasuke sitting on his bed.

"Sasuke!" he exclaimed, "Don't do that!"

Sasuke grinned, "Did I scare you?"

Naruto turned a little red, "No, you…surprised me…that's all." he said turning, suddenly busy.

Sasuke was behind Naruto, wrapping his hand around Naruto's slender waist, "You know…" he whispered into Naruto's ear in a velvet voice, "…you aren't a very good liar."

A chill went down Naruto's back at the sound of Sasuke's gorgeous voice. "Sasuke…" he breathed.

Sasuke started kissing Naruto's warm neck.

"Sasuke…no…not tonight…we-have a mission…"

"Aww, you're no fun. Relax, I'll be gentle, I promise." He ran a hand down Naruto's sweats, feeling. "See that? You're hard, you already want it."

Naruto let out a soft moan as Sasuke started putting his hand to work, "Sasu…ke…"

"Tell me how much you want it."

Naruto was indecisive, he couldn't think strait anymore, "Please…I…"

"You what…?" Sasuke said seductively.

"I…want it…" Naruto laid his head back on Sasuke's shoulder, his hand was so soft and Naruto already felt like cumming.

The both of them were already on Naruto's bed, Sasuke still playing a little. He inserted his fingers in Naruto, "My, my…Naruto, you're so tight, loosen up a little." Naruto moaned again, at first Sasuke was two, then a moment later he put three. "So…are you ready now?" Sasuke breathed. Naruto nodded slightly. He grabbed it, and put it in. Again, Naruto let out a moan, louder this time and with much more feeling.

The bed started to creak, which did add a nice effect to the situation. "Sasuke…I'm going to" Naruto gasped.

"No, not yet," Sasuke started molesting Naruto's neck with his soft lips and teasing his nipples a little. Naruto felt throbbing, but it was be well overcome by his skin's pleasure because of Sasuke's hands. "Haa…ha…" He was panting slightly harder because he was going a little faster.

The tension was building up in Naruto's body, he was ready to give in, but apparently Sasuke wasn't. His whole body was intense, waiting, more like craving…"Hah…haa…is...something wrong Sasuke…? You…don't feel the…same…" Naruto said.

Sasuke thrusted and Naruto moaned, "Sasuke…I'm cumming!"


Naruko was sleeping on Sasuke on the airplane when it landed.

"Sasuke-kun, wake Naruko-chan up, we're here." Sakura said.

The flight attendant said something in English, the four of them didn't know what she said. But Sakura guess it was something about the plane landing.

Sasuke touched Naruko's face. "Wake up sleeping beauty," he grinned "we're here."

Naruko groaned, "Five more minutes Sasuke…I'm tired…" she yawned.

"And who's fault is that?"

"Yours, teme, I told you no last night-"

"But you went along anyways, right?" Sasuke said slyly.

Naruko sat up stretching and yawning, "Fine, fine you win…but you should know it is your fault I'm so worn out…"

"Alright you two lovers, quit bickering, it's time for us to get off." Sakura stood. Naruko scowled at the back of her head. Sasuke grabbed her hand, and together the four of them left the plane, not knowing who they were supposed to be looking for.

They wandered aimlessly, looking for someone who would notice them and help.

Then they saw this man who saw them and regonized them at once. Casually, the man strolled over to them. His hair was curly and black, his eyes were a faint blue. His skin looked smooth and a little on the pale side. Immediatly, Sasuke, Sakura, and Sai knew he was disguised as someone else... And that seemed suspicious.

"Hello, you four must be the "new transfer students."" he said politely.

They all looked at him curiously, then Sakura spoke, "私は遺憾で, 私たちは英語を話すことがで- ません" (I'm sorry, we can't speak English.)

At first none of them said any thing, then the man spoke, "おお、私は忘れました. あなたは日本人です。" (Oh, I forgot. You're Japanese.) " 私の名前はシリウス・ブラックで、私はあなたのガイドです。" (My name is Sirius Black, I will be your guide.)

Sakura raised her eyebrows in surprise and nodded, "そして、会うために私たちを話されて、あなたは男性主人火影であるに違いないです。(Oh, then you must be the man Hokage sama told us to meet.)

He nodded. "はい。今、見て私たちが疑わしげになる前に、行きましょう。" (Yes. Now, let's go before we get suspicious.)

The four of them nodded in agreement. They left the airport with the man named Sirius Black.


So, what'd ya think? Did you like it? Like I said, the translations are rough, some of them might not be right, but I thought it would be and interesting addition, wouldn't you say? Well, if you think I should leave them out in the future chapters review and give criticism. It's appreciated because it makes me a better author!!!
**Umm, that's the right expression, right?

Itsumo arigato hontou arigato