Yeah, this is really dumb, I know… and kind of off with the actual song…
Disclaimer: I do not own TDI or anything else in this story.
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Ole' Owenzilla was hoppin' around, Camp Wawanakwa like a big playground.
When suddenly Duncan burst from the shade, and hit Owenzilla with a Skull Grenade.
Owenzilla went to eat it before it got cold, but didn't expect to blocked by Harold.
Who proceeded to open up a can of Nerd-Fu, when a still-pissed Courtney came out of the blue.
And she quickly ran over the cheating geek, then Duncan went up and kissed her on the cheek.
But before they could go make out in cave, Bald-Headed Heather popped out of her grave.
And took a giant paintball gun out from under her hat, and blew Duncan away with a splata-splat-splat.
But she ran out of bullets, and she ran away, because Ezekiel Prime came to save the day!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eyes can see!
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be! This is the Ultimate Showdown... Of Ultimate Destiny!
Owenzilla took a bite of Ezekiel Prime. Like Scruff Mcgruff took a bite out of crime.
When Harold came back covered in a tire track, but Tyler-Chan jumped out and landed on his back!
And Duncan was messy and tried to get steady, when Bald-Headed Heather came back with a machete!
But suddenly, something caught her leg and she tripped... Chef Hatchet Jones took her out with his whip.
When he saw Owenzilla sneaking up from behind, and he reached for his knife which he just couldn't find
'Cause Duncan stole it and he threw, and he missed, and Tyler-chan deflected it with his fist!
And he jumped in the air and he did a summersault, while Bald-Headed Heather tried to pole vault
Onto Ezekiel Prime, but they collided in the air, and they both got hit by a Justin Stare!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eyes can see!
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be! This is the Ultimate Showdown... Of Ultimate Destiny!
Angel quickly began to scream... Down from the mess hall descended Chris McClean...
Who said an insult which could shatter bones... Into the ears of Chef Hatchet Jones...
Who fell over on the ground, crying in pain... As Duncan snuck up to put him in chains...
But Chris felt sad for his cruel sidekick... And he knocked Duncan out with a really big stick...
Then Katie the thin, and Sadie the fat, and Noah the Sarcastic Little Lazy Brat
And the new improved Beth, and the dumb Lindsay, and cowboy Geoff and wild crazy Izzy
Leshawna, The Trentinator, Roid Rage Eva, another Ezekiel, DJ, Superman (?), all the show's animals.
A normal sized Owen and surfer girl Bridgette, and everyone's favorite goth girl, Gwen!
All came outta nowhere, lightning fast, and they kicked Chris McClean and his sadist ass!
It was the angriest battle that the word ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe.
The weeks felt like eternity, many laughs were claimed, but eventually the champion stood; it ended at last
The Codemeister in a full body cast.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eyes can see!
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be! This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown!)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown!)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown!)... Of Ultimate Destiny!
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I just had a HUGE urge to make something like this… I know, it's dumb. But what the heck?