How I Became Gay

By: Late-Sleeper

Beta-reader: Pay Backs a Bitch

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing…

Chapter 1:

I took a magazine, flipped through the glossy pages, and cringed at the shallow but colorful article about the latest fashion and tips on relationship.

I always wondered why girls wasted their money on such thing as this.

I threw the magazine over the table, took another one, and flipped through it.

Luckily I found an interesting story in this one.

'How to pleasure yourself.'

Heh, I grinned perversely and glanced sideways to check if there was any human being around, seeing none, I proceeded to read the said article.

I always did wonder how girls do it. Hmm… information. I like this information.

I was almost in the middle of the article when Sakura came prancing in, Hinata in tow, in a mini-skirt and bra…

WAIT!

Bra?

Oh my god!

There is a god after all. Thank you oh divine one.

I mentally raised my hand to god and mumbled my praises and devotion. There is a god for the perverts such as myself. Bless that god.

I stammered and tried to hide my face with the magazine, trying to pretend that I did not realize Sakura and Hinata's entrance. However, I could not really stop a large beam spreading from my face.

"Sakura-san! Na-na-naru-naruto is here!" I heard Hinata stammered.

I would too if I was on her position.

"Huh?" I heard Sakura exclaim with indifference, I tried to peek over the magazine and saw Sakura looking at Hinata as though the timid girl was on crack.

And, they call me the stupid one…

I wondered briefly what Sakura was smoking if she forgot a thing such as a blouse. Must be some hell of a good weed! I wonder were I could get one to spread it to all the girls in town?

I tried calmly to focus back to the article I was reading a minute ago and pretended I didn't have a clue about their presence or Sakura's undress.

"Na-naru-to-kun is here…" I could feel Hinata's finger pointing at me and even though I was really enjoying the view, I couldn't help myself to sink with embarrassment.

I'm such a closet pervert.

I could feel that any minute now Sakura would realize that I saw her boobies and would now freak out and sack me in the gut.

Damn!

Please pray for me on my deathbed or even, look for the best orthopedics in town to heal my broken bones after Sakura kicks my ass.

I could feel the tension now.

Sakura's power punches aiming my way…

In about…

3…

2…

1…

Now.

"Huh? So? Don't worry Naruto's gay."

My jaw dropped; luckily, the magazine hid my face. I stammered a bit but no coherent word was form from my lips to convey my disdain…

My shock…

Did Sakura just say that I'm gay?

How could she possibly think that?

When the initial shock was gone, I closed the magazine, gently laid it on the table, and turned my face towards the two giggling girls to correct their wrong assumption when to my horror, I saw Sakura undressing Hinata…or I should say forcing Hinata's blouse off, the poor girl.

All coherent thought run out from my mind and I could feel blood rushing through my nose.

I hurriedly, once again, hid behind my discarded magazine. I tried wiping the blood off my nose and praying to all deity that no one saw the trickle of blood from it.

Even though I'm scared to my wits end somewhere in the corner of my demented brain is celebrating for my luck. My pervert self was dancing with glee as my brain immortalized the scene I just witnessed.

Heh, two boobs at the same time…lucky me.

Don't look at me like that…

I'm a hot blooded teenager boy after all…you can't blame me for having rampant hormones if I see naked, fighting, giggling girls.

Heh, I could feel myself grinning perversely as I imagine the two girls fighting…in bed…with only lingerie hanging on their naked bo…

"Sakura-chan! Don't…Naru-naruto-kun may see…"

"I told you. He's gay. He doesn't care about girl's body."

"But…"

"Well if he's not gay…then you could always tell your cousin so he could punch the living daylights off Naruto. So come on wear this instead." Sakura grinned as she tried pulling Hinata's blouse and shoving her another…well, more revealing blouse instead.

Err…yeah now I'm screwed.

Damn you divine someone. I take back all my praises! Why the hell am I in such a mess?

Fuck.

So that's how it started…

Hi, I'm Naruto.

I'm a straight man pretending to be a gay man to save my ass from some ass kicking

….and this is my story.

:Tsuzuku:

Late-Sleeper: I know, I know, I still have other fics to continue...but this plot is really running around my mind and -gasps- dreams.