As a Storm Hawk, Finn was no stranger to trouble. But even he knew when he had gone too far.

"Look, Eyeball," he started sheepishly. "We didn't mean it; honest!"

"You just tell that to me captain, matey!" the pudgy Murk Raider growled back menacingly, stomping off to who-knew-where, leaving Finn and Junko alone in their small cage on the Blood Crow.

"I told you we shouldn't have come to Terra Deep!" Junko wailed, sniffling slightly. His allergies were acting up again around all of the Murk Raiders.

"Hey, don't look at me!" Finn defended himself, pointing an accusing finger at his comrade. "You agreed to come! You thought it'd be funny, too!"

"But you didn't tell me that we'd get in trouble!" Junko blew his nose once again on his pink-and-orange checked handkerchief.

"Well, Junko, of course we were going to get in trouble!" Finn said exasperatedly. "We egged their ship!"

Junko could think of no more good arguments and merely blew his nose.

Before Finn had any more time to defend himself or Junko to blow his nose, Scabulous rounded the corner and stalked up to their cage.

"Well, boys!" he jeered, baring his teeth in a spine-chilling grin. "How're ya feelin' now 'bout eggin' me ship?"

"Really bad," Junko said truthfully. "I'm so-A-CHOO!"

The monstrous sneeze blew Scabulous across the hangar and crashed into a pile of crates. He stood up and brushed himself off, cursing Storm Hawks and Wallops and sneezes.

While Scabulous was busy muttering about this, that and the other, Finn had time to come up with a plan.

"Think, Finn!" he said under his breath to himself, squeezing his eyes shut with concentration. Thinking was hard work. "What are you best at that can help us out of here?!"

Well, he didn't have his crossbow, so sharpshooting was out. There were no ladies around to impress, so girl-whispering was out. But there was one thing that he always had with him.

His flattery skills.

"You know, Scabulous," Finn drawled as the captain of the Murk Raiders approached them once more, keeping his distance from the explosive Wallop. "I'm sorry, too. We should have known better than to mess with the baddest sky pirate in all of Atmos. If you weren't so merciful, you probably would have fed us to the sky sharks by now!"

Finn suddenly heard something in the background. Was it . . . music?

Then, the sharpshooter was overcome by the urge to sing.

To the tune of 'You're Fabulous' from 'Phineas and Ferb.'

You're Scabulous

"I don't need to say it 'cause you're surely aware,

You're the one who's fearsome, who can give a real scare!

The other guys shoot their cannons well, but you're much more evil, I can already tell!" Finn told the Murk Raider, flashing him his sleazy salesman-esque grin.

Somehow, Scabulous knew when to join in.

"I know a pirate's joy is his crew,

But you've got to be prepared if it's just you,

So I kick puppies and kittens, just for fun,

Take a look at me! I'm the real evil one!"

The rest of the Blood Crow's crew popped out of nowhere and, along with Junko, joined Finn for the chorus.

"You're the worst, you've got the scar,

They're at your mercy, near and far,

You're Scabulous! ("I'm Scabulous!")

You're Scabulous! ("I'm Scabulous!")

You're in charge, it's plain to see, we listen to you ("You listen to me!")

You're Scabulous! ("I'm Scabulous!")

You're Scabulous! ("I'm Scabulous!")

Scabulous started up again and sang:

"Now no one's got the inaccurate notion

That me and my crew pirate the ocean

We're better than the ocean, see,

We have silk pillows and potpourri!"

Potpourri? Finn wondered silently; he had forgotten just how weird the Murk Raiders were. He brushed it aside and went on.

"Cool, dude! But let us continue to talk;

Are we free to go?

Or the plank must we walk?"

Finn's excessive praise had done its job, for Scabulous replied, "I'm too important, scum, so nay."

"Yes!" Finn whispered to Junko, pumping his fist. "We've saved our butts for the day!"

Then they all repeated the chorus.

"You're the one who does say 'Ar!'

The one who can cut, slice and mar!

You're Scabulous! ("I'm Scabulous!")

You're Scabulous! ("Yes, I'm Scabulous!")

You're in charge, it's plain to see, we listen to you ("You listen to me!")

You're Scabulous! ("I'm Scabulous!")

You're Scabulous! ("I'm Scabulous!")

Junko and Finn ran as quietly as they could from the scene as the Murk Raiders finished their musical number.

"What are you doing here, Tawny?!"you might ask. "You said that you were done writing parodies!"

My answer to that?

I lied.

This doesn't necessarily mean that I'll be writing anymore songs, but if you're lucky, an idea'll come to me like this one did and you'll get one.

My sister and I were listening to "You're Fabulous!" while talking about Storm Hawks, and it suddenly hit me: Don't fabulous and Scabulous rhyme?

Thus, this was born. I had so much fun writing this one. Phineas and Ferb are awesome.

By the way, Finn and Junko got of the cage by Junko pulling the bars apart while the Murk Raiders were distracted. Review!