Patrick was very concerned when he came across his best friend threatening his wrists with a cutlery tool.

"What are you doing, SpongeBob?" he asked.
"I can't live this life anymore, Patrick. Since Jim stole my frycook crown, I hit rock bottom, and I can't get back up. I should just end it now while I can, it's better this way."
Gasp. "SpongeBob, don't you dare THINK of going that way!"
"Thanks for the sentiment, Pat, but--"
"First, that's a butter knife," interrupted Patrick. "Secondly, you're holding it upside down."