Just another random idea i had at 12.30 in the morning. The avatar characters plus the fanfiction website. Shipping mania!

R&R

DISCLAIMER - i don't own avatar. ok. that's the truth *sobs*

Aang, Katara and Sokka were gathered around the computer rifling through the fanfiction website. Sokka was squeaking in outrage every so often.

"What? What?! Me and Azula?!"

"Sokka, screaming like a girl isn't going to help the situation!"

"But…it's nasty!"

Toph, Zuko and Mai wandered in, curious to see who was shrieking. "Sokka, is that you?" asked Zuko, "I thought that was Katara!"

"Hey! I have never screamed like a girl!"

"But you are a girl!"

"So?" Katara glared at Zuko, who immediately shrunk behind Mai. "Thought so." She turned back to the computer, "EW! Aang?! Why are you reading that?"

Aang started guiltily, he had, in fact, been trying out a Zutara fan fic. "I wanted to see what it was like!"

Katara shuddered, "It's bad enough that they pair me with Jet, Haru and-" she checked the computer, "erm…you," she blushed but ploughed on, "but Zuko?! That's just bordering on insane."

Zuko blanched, "What?! Me and Katara?" He pushed Aang out of the way and clicked the mouse feverishly. "Wow! There's like 135 pages of Zutara fan fics!" He grinned and clicked on one before he saw Mai and Katara's furious expressions and backtracked quickly, "I mean, that's totally not wow at all…"

"No, it's not." Aang looked incredibly downcast, and Katara put her arm around his shoulders.

"But Aang, there's 79 pages of Kataang, isn't that a good thing? I mean, that's a lot of Kataang, no matter how much Zutara there is, and besides, like it could ever work." She shot Zuko a glance and he nodded.

"Yeah, no Zutara over here, no way. Kataang! Yay?"

Katara clicked on one and they read it together. Aang smiled, "Wow, look how pretty and nice and Kataangy it is!" Placated, Aang kissed Katara on the cheek and scrolled through the fics again. "Hey look, Tokka!"

"Tokka?"

"Toph and Sokka!"

"What?!" This time it was Toph's turn to scream like a girl, and she shoved Aang off the computer again.

"Ow, hey!"

"Oh shut up Twinkletoes." Toph clicked around before remembering she was blind. She sighed, "Can someone read some to me?"

Katara read some out, and Sokka and Toph went redder and redder. At the end of the story, neither would look at the other. Toph pointed at him backwards, "Sokka, why would you do that to me?!"

"I didn't! It was those fanfiction writers!"

Suki wandered in, "Hey, what's with all the screaming?"

"We're on the fanfiction website, and there's all these random ships, like Jetara, Zutara, Kataang, Maiko, Sukka, Tokka, and I don't like them and it's scaring meeeeeee!" Sokka ran out of the room.

The rest of them gathered around the computer, checking out all the rest of the random ships.

"Kazula?! Alright, I've had enough." Katara stormed out with Aang hot on her tail, shouting,

"Maang?!"

Suki left at Sue, and Toph ran out at any mention of Tokka.

That left Zuko and Mai. Mai asked, bored, "How much Maiko is there?"

Zuko clicked a bit, "15 pages."

"That's alright then, at least there's some." She glided out of the room to find Ty Lee and help her untangle her braid. She had a sense that her best friend needed help, leaving Zuko on his own with the computer.

"Finally!" Zuko immediately went for the Zutara, and settled down to read them. He chuckled.

"Oh-ho. Watery."

Bad, BAD Zuko! Haha, just my contribution to the SHIPPING WAR

KATAANG FOREVER! FOREVER I SAY! DOWN WITH ZUTARA! xxxx