A/N: Okay, I'm too tempted. I've been reading a couple of Maximum Ride stories where they are IMing, so I decided to make one. I don't care if it never gets read, I just want to write it. :P This takes place when they're all still in school when they lived with Anne Walker.

Ugh. I dropped my head in my hand as the teacher groaned on.

"Max?"

I looked up. "Huh?"

My third period teacher (who I hadn't bothered to remember her name) stared at me. She tilted her head which was near bald, and what hair she had left was grey and white. "Max, the answer please."

"Uh..." I also hadn't bothered listening. "I have to go to the bathroom."

I burst out the door quickly, but not quick enough to escape from the laughing. I blushed in embarrassment.

Okay. Now that I was out of class...

"Ms. Barefeild?" I heard a soft voice say.

"Yes?"

"Can I go get her?"

"Sure."

And who else than Fang walked out of the classroom and walked to me, with an evil smirk on his face.

"Nice one." He said sarcastically.

I narrowed my eyes. He laughed a little.

"I hate you."

"No you don't." He laughed again.

"Whatever."

"How about... we go get the rest of the flock?" Fang said.

Well, why not? Sure, it was breaking the rules. And Anne was most likely to find out. But who cares?

I sure don't.

"Okay." I had memorized where the flock was incase we needed to make a quick get away. "You go get Iggy and Nudge. I'll get Gazzy and Angel. Meet at the computer room."

He nodded and headed down to their hallways. I headed down to get the sibblings.

"Uh, Mr.-" I paused to look at his name plate- "-Eagle? Can I borrow Angel for a while?"

I stood on my tip toes to make myself look like a parent.

"Sure. Angel?"

Angel got up and ran to me with a smile on her face.

"Let's go get Gazzy."

After we grabbed Gazzy, we headed down to the computer lab. Fang was already there.

"What are we going to do?" I asked.

"Uh, how about IMing? I know of this website that you don't have to sign up for. You just make a username and create a chat room." Fang said.

"Okay."

Fang logged on to six computers scattered across the room. Er, more like hacked. He got us onto the websites and we started.'

Enter username: WingedWonder

Create Chatroom: The Flock's Chatroom

I heard Iggy say "How creative." when it appeared on the screen.

Chatroom Created

BlogMaster (Fang) has logged on

ILuvBombs (Iggy) has logged on

FartsoRulez (Gazzy) has logged on

ChatterBox45 (Nudge) has logged on

AngelOrDevil (Angel) has logged on

BlogMaster: i did this earlier with a bunch of crazed fans of mine

WingedWonder: show off.

FartsoRulez: were they gurlz?

BlogMaster: yeah

FartsoRulez: ew.

ChatterBox45: OMG fang did they ask u out? thatz cool i bet i would ask u out if i wuz a crazed fan LOL no really. i'm not kidding

BlogMaster:...

WingedWonder: awkward

ILuvBombs: wow. weirdnes, nudge. weirdnes

AngelOrDevil: ANYWAY, y r we here?

BlogMaster: cuz max made a fool of herself in clas

WingedWonder: FANG!

BlogMaster: :P

ILuvBombs: tha sounds like max

shes sucha clutz all the time

and

a fool

WingedWonder: I'm gonna' kil u someday, u kno that?

both of ya

BlogMaster: naw, ya luv me. ya luv me thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.

WingedWonder: grrr.

dont bring that up again

AngelOrDevil: :P

i like pie

WingedWonder: o... kay? u r SO weird sometimes

MaxDieFangLive has logged on

WingedWonder: who r u?

MaxDieFangLive: a prsun who is insanely in luv with fang

hes so cool

BlogMaster: oh hey ure here again

WingedWonder: uh...

MaxDieFangLive: OMG FANG! I LUV U SO MUCH!!!!!!!

WingedWonder: grr

i hate u

MaxDieFangLive: y?

WingedWonder: ure username is offensive

MaxDieFangLive: o wait ure max rnt u?

WingedWonder: uh....

no

i just

Sent at 10:15 AM

I quickly thought of an excuse.

luv max im her biggest fan.

BlogMaster: no shes max. shes siting in the same room as me right now.

WingedWonder: FANG!!

Blogmaster: wut? she doesnt deserve 2 kno?

AngelorDevil: LOL

ChatterBox45: This is gettin gud! :P

MaxDieFangLive: well, no offense max, but fang's my bf and noone elses.

Across the room I heard Fang snicker.

FartsoRulez; ew fang has a girlfrend!

BlogMaster: uh, i never said u were my gf

MaxDieFangLive: *sniff* but? but? wha? u... u...

BlogMaster: max's my gf

MaxDieFangLive has logged off

WingedWonder: WTH, fang?

ILuvBombs: watch ure language infront of the little ones, missy.

WingedWonder: gr.

ChatterBox45: u huys are weird and were not little ones!

were full grown women

AngelOrDevil: yeah!

FartsoRulez: hey!

ChatterBox45: er, full grown women and a man!

WingedWonder: LOL

Then the bell rang. i heard everyone click rapidly to log off, and we burst out the door so we could get to class.

A/N: Okay. This isn't the only chappie. There shall be more! :P R&R!