Here's the second part which we wrote a looong time ago when I slept over at her house so we could work on a project. lol
About danjo, lolibandit, and 'SMOKE'... those are sort of like... inside jokes. Sorry. ^^;
Oh and contrary to what you might think in this fic, I am a total Ai fangirl. XD
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Once upon a time there was a man named Lelouch Kero Britannia. One day he was talking to his wife, C.C.
"You know when V.V. kidnapped Nunnally? Well I found out from Charles that V.V. is actually a danjo and a LOLIBANDIT!!!!!!"
"WHHHATTTTT!?!?!?" she exclaimed, she was all like 'omk' surprised
"Yeah...It was all like NUNNNNNALLY! And she was all like ONIIIIISAMA!!!! And Suzaku was smoking in the corner! First of all I thought we both joined forces?!"
"Are you cereal!?" she exclaimed and then she started SMOKING
"C.C. WTG are you doing??" he asked and he hated SMOKE so he went outside and then he got lost...
There was a man walking towards Lelouch..then going faster and faster before he know it the stranger was running towards him in a head butt like position (?) lelouch dodged it like it was nothing "Hey what it in the world are you doing?!" the young man introduced himself "I am Edward Cullen, I am every teenage girls dream 'cause I sparkle like diamonds ."
"WTG No way." Lulu-sama slapped him but as we all know he is not strong at all... even so it send Edward FLYING like totally and then he was K.O.d. Lelouch continued on his way and kept walking... yeah.
He decided to take the train and go to the store or something and get some awesome clothing or something. Suddenly he saw on the train... a black haired guy and girl and they were having a very very umm inappropriate conversation about singing??? He was like, 'what is wrong with them??' and got off of the train cuz he didn't want to listen to them talking, ew. Plus, they were SMOKING. Lelouch was yet (well trying to) mind his own business then he saw a scrawny boy in ....polka dot boxers yelling "REBORN!" Also being followed by a silver haired guy with DYNIMITE!? And a black haired kid with a baseball bat. Him the whole street where staring at them. ANYWHO Lelouch thought it might be best for his own safety just to RUN so he got on the train... well a different one.
When he got there he sat down and he suddenly felt something touch his butt!
"I want your hoottttt crossss bunsssss..."
"OH MY KIRA NOT YOU AGAIN!?" he exclaimed seeing Ai again, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
"Following you. It's been a long time, Lulu-kun." He screamed like a little girl
He dashed up and down the train car Ai looking even more crazed as ever and people dazed and scared as ever. "ho ho ho hot crossb-MUMPH!! Ai was cut short because she ran dead right in the face on a pole. Poor thing.
Lelouch took this opportunity to jump off the MOVING TRAIN... well thankfully since we know all weak heroes have amazing defense he barely even got a scratch. He ran and ran and ran until eventually he got home.