Okay so, I really should be working on FMA Chat, but I'm kinda stuck. This however was pretty easy to write. So yeah, this popped into my head around the same time I did Death Eaters?

This is a conversation between Harry and Dear old Mr. Riddle. Harry first then Tom, through the whole thing, hope that's not too confusing.

Oh, right, Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, though it would be fun, just think of the money!

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"So…."

"What brat?"

"Don't call me that!"

"Oh, what should I call someone who bugs me?"

"Their name."

"Fine. What Potter?"

"Can I call you Tom?"

"No!"

"Ah, why not?"

"I Am Lord Voldemort."

"Tom Marvolo Riddle."

"Idiot!"

"You're the one who came up with it."

"Do not call me Tom."

"Tommy?"

"No."

"Tommy-boy?"

"Absolutely not!"

"Thomas?"

"No."

"Voldi?"

"Child what goes through that skull of yours?"

"Moldi Voldi?"

"NO!"

"Riddle?"

"Die, in a vat of oil…now!"

"Slytherin?"

"No."

"H.O.S.?"

"Explain."

"Heir of Slytherin."

"Ah, No."

"Mr. Tom?"

"Now you're just being stupid."

"Mr. Riddle?"

"Potter you are on my last nerve."

"Tim?"

"What?"

"Never mind, Riddler?"

"Noooo."

"Tomster?"

"Just call me Tom!"

"Alright Tom."

"You brat, you planned this didn't you?"

"Maybe."

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Alrighty! There she/he/it is. Hope you enjoyed, got a giggle, or at least didn't die upon reading it. Please review and let me know what you think, it would make me oh soooo happy.

Oh and also for my own little amusement. There are five random references I made in Harry's attempt to find something to call our beloved dark lord. Points to anyone you can figure them out.

~Ke