A few weeks after her first adventure with a closed door, Konan was still uncomfortable being around either Sasori or Deidara and particularly around both of them at once, but she was usually able to hide her discomfort.

Unfortunately for her, things were about to get a whole lot more awkward, though not with Sasori and Deidara.

She was walking through the living room to head to the stairs leading to the dorms when she, once again, passed by an ominously closed door.

And once again, she heard a sound that made her pause.

"Ah, that looks fantastic," she heard Tobi say in a voice that was far too low and sensual to be referring to anything innocent.

She raised her eyebrows and crept closer to the door. Tobi? Interesting. Who could he possibly be talking to?

A deep chuckle came in response to Tobi's statement.

"Of course it does. As expected from me," replied a smooth voice.

Pein? Seriously? After a pause, she bit her bottom lip in glee. That was the hottest combination since Hidan and Itachi.

"You're a bit full of yourself," said Tobi, sounding amused.

"Ah, but I have reason to be. Are you looking at this?" came Pein's voice, a clear smirk present in it.

"Yeah, yeah. I just said it's fantastic. It's beautiful, wonderful, absolutely stunning."

Konan had to admit, she was intrigued. All this talk was getting her very interested in seducing Pein at some point. Of course, that wouldn't be possible if he swung the other way. Which would also explain why he always looked at her funny whenever she said anything flirtatious.

"That's right, bitch," replied Pein casually, "Now, let's get this in there."

"Dude, I'm not sure it'll fit," said Tobi, sounding unsure.

"Relax. You just got to push it in smoothly."

"Whatever you say," Tobi said doubtfully.

Konan squirmed joyously and put her ear closer to the door. Were they seriously getting it on here? They couldn't do it in one of their rooms? Not that she was complaining…

There was silence for a few seconds and then one of them grunted.

"It's not gonna fit, Pein," Tobi said exasperatedly.

Konan's eyebrows somehow managed to slip higher up her forehead. She definitely was going to have to catch Pein unawares.

"It'll fit fine. Just relax," snapped Pein. For a moment he was silent and then he groaned quietly, "Of course it'll fit. It's gotta fit," his voice sounding slightly desperate towards the end.

"Hey, man. It's not that big of a deal," said Tobi comfortingly, "Let me try."

"No! This is my deal," Pein growled.

She almost smirked. It looked like Pein was not ok with being the bottom. Which wasn't really that surprising, considering his type-A personality.

"Ow! Dude! Not cool!" yelped Tobi.

She put a hand to her mouth, and pressed herself against the door. This was too good.

"Sorry. My bad," Pein replied, not sounding sorry at all.

There came the distinctive sound of something being sucked on. NO. WAY. She HAD to see this. But, no, she couldn't…she couldn't let them know she knew of their secret love. No, she had to leave before she did something she was going to regret.

And, so, with great strength of will, she pulled herself from the door and walked away.

Pein shook his head as Tobi continued to suck on his burnt fingers.

"Unsanitary," he reprimanded, removing the oven mitts and pulling out two smaller pans. He sighed as he transferred the chocolate chip cookies that he had just made from the larger pan to the smaller ones.

Tobi simply sulked and stuck his hand under cold water.

"I told you it wouldn't fit," he muttered.

"Oh, shut up or I won't give you any."

"You'd better give me some or I'll tell everyone else that you love to bake."

"You wouldn't…"

"Try me."

Pein glowered at him.

"Ah, whatever. You can have a tray."

"Yes!"

Konan just about had a fit when she heard Tobi scream, "Yes!" as she was walking away. She promptly started running to keep herself from racing back and throwing open the door.

Fin

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A/N: Have you ever noticed how all the best ideas come to you in the shower? No? Well, I thought of this in the shower, so I just HAD to write it. Now, I really wanted to say this:

"You're a bit full of yourself," said Tobi, sounding amused.

"Soon, you will be too," Pein smirked.

But there's no way you can apply that to baking, haha. But I had to share it with you anyway. There you go. So, I hope you liked it.