"I do not own any of the characters except for the child"

Chapter 1- OH MY GOD!!

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Lois yawned and streched out her arms hitting someone in the back of the head, shocked she sat up and looked at the naked man laying beside her, she couldn't see who it was, so she poked him in the rib. He stirred and turned to face her "SMALLVILLE!" she yelled.

He awoke with a jump and looked around his room "LOIS!" he yelled wondering what she was doing naked in his bed.

"Oh my god...please tell me your not naked" she asked pulling the covers round her more.

Clark peaked benieth the cover and coughd "erm no" he said.

She ran a hand through her long locks "how the hell did this happen" she shouted jumping out of bed and putting on one of Clark's plaid shirts.

"I have no idea" he said rubbing his head then looking up at her

"hey that's my shirt!" he said.

Lois stopped and looked at him "Clark we just had sex and your worried about your god damn shirt...you bastard!" She screamed before running out his room.

"Lois wait" he said quickly pulling his pants on, he ran down stairs and to the front door but it was too late all he saw was the back end of her car, "Damn it" he swore punching the door.