Me, you, and SmarterChild
Summary:Kataang, OneShot. "AvAtar~ has entered the chatroom. Wtrbndr~ has entered the chatroom." A parody of the typical chatroom and Internet fic, intended for comical purposes only.
A/N:A comical fiction to shake off the new year! Hope all of my readers enjoy...as a warning, this is extremely silly, and has basically no point.
"SmarterChild" is a robotic friend you can add to your AIM lists that talks to you about weather and has all these other cool gadgets. Speaking to him is, generally, a riot.
Enjoy!
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AvAtar~ has entered the chatroom.
Wtrbndr~ has entered the chatroom.
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AvAtar: hey katara
AvAtar: kataraaaaa???
AvAtar: hello?! katara?
Wtrbndr: Aang, I'm still typing that paper. Do you mind?
AvAtar: Oh......
AvAtar: lol right ok. sry.
AvAtar:yeah i already finised my paper
AvAtar: **finished
AvAtar: i mean - no rush, just tell me when your done kay?
AvAtar: cuz i can wait :) :) :) :-D
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AvAtar~ has sent Wtrbndr~ a nudge.
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Wtrbndr: Aang, would you please?!
AvAtar: what? are you done yet?
Wtrbndr: No. I'll let you know when I'm done. You're distracting me.
AvAtar: ok hirry back i guess
AvAtar: **hurry. lol my keyboard sucks.
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AvAtar~ has sent Wtrbndr~ a nudge.
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AvAtar has invited SmarterChild to the chatroom.
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SmarterChild:Hey, Wtrbndr, your secret crush has something to say! Just click here to FIND OUT WHO IT IS.
AvAtar:Katara, you should listen to this guy cuz he's clairvoyant.
Wtrbndr: Aang.
Wtrbndr: I know it's you.
SmarterChild: Hey, Wtrbndr, your secret crush is absolutely crazy about you! Just CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS!
Wtrbndr: Un-invite the messenger of your "secret" message, Aang.
AvAtar: Well can't you just click on it first plz?
AvAtar: I personalized the message! It took like...half an hour.
Wtrbndr: What's the point? I already know who sent it.
SmarterChild: Winter blues gotcha down? Search LOCAL MOVIE THEATERS NOW!
AvAtar: Katara, wanna hit the movies, 2marrow nite, with me?
AvAtar: Or should I say...avec moi? ;)
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't speak French. Right now I can only converse in English.
SmarterChild: JUICY GOSSIP from your neck of the woods!
Wtrbndr: Aang, you realize that SmarterChild is a robot, don't you?
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AvAtar~ has sent Wtrbndr a poll.
AvAtar~ POLL 1: Katara will you go to the movies with me? Plz click one (you know you want to go!) YES or NO.
AvAtar~ has deleted the option "NO" from POLL 1.
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Wtrbndr: ...
Wtrbndr: brb
AvAtar: where r u going?
AvAtar: Katara
AvAtar: answering the poll only takes like a second.
SmarterChild: Wanna get slim quick? Learn about the benefits of GREEN TEA from my electric library.
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Wtrbndr~ has left the chatroom.
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AvAtar: katara? hold on cuz i'm about to send you an email.
SmarterChild: I like emails. MODERN TECHNOLOGICAL advancements are amazing!
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Wtrbndr~ has opened a secret crush message from SmarterChild
Wtrbndr~ has entered the chatroom.
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Wtrbndr: Aw...Aang, that's so sweet!
AvAtar: the email or the secret crush message?
AvAtar: ...or the candy-gram?
AvAtar: though i don't think its been mailed yet...
Wtrbndr: ...
Wtrbndr: lol
Wtrbndr: The email was nice. I liked the secret crush message too. Very cute :3
SmarterChild: Hey, AvAtar! Someone has a thing for you! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS!
AvAtar: WOW!
AvAtar: Katara, did you send me one back?!
AvAtar: :) :) :) this is so great!!! i'm gonna go click it!!! ;-D
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blue_fire has entered the chatroom.
AvAtar~ has opened a secret crush message from SmarterChild
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Wtrbndr: Aang?
AvAtar: ...Ugh...
AvAtar: Not to sound rude, katara but...
AvAtar: This crush message is kind of...creepy.
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blue_fire has sent AvAtar a nudge.
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Wtrbndr: lol, not to sound rude, aang but...
Wtrbndr: i didn't send you anything.
AvAtar: who is "blufir?"
blue_fire: its spelled "blue fire"
AvAtar: wtf?
Wtrbndr: I thought you invited them...?
blue_fire: Avatar, did you receive the message sent via SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: That's me. I'm your AIM computer pal! Click here to see what I can do!
AvAtar: how did you get in here?
AvAtar: who is this?
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Wtrbndr~ has sent blue_fire a poll.
Wtrbndr~ POLL 1: Who are you supposed to be? Click one. Azula or Azula
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blue_fire: very funny, peasant.
Wtrbndr: why r u sending Aang crush messages?!?!
blue_fire: We aren't jealous, are we?
Wtrbndr: you're sick!!
blue_fire: sticks and stones.
blue_fire: I'll have you know that there is more than one way to capture the Avatar.
Wtrbndr: There's also more than one way to spend your Saturday afternoon.
Wtrbndr: Besides hacking into chatrooms. Get a hobby!
blue_fire: Capturing the Avatar IS my hobby!
AvAtar: uh...
AvAtar: I'm right here.
SmarterChild: Hey, Wtrbndr! Someone is just bonkers for Y-O-U! FIND OUT, NOW!
Wtrbndr: Aang
Wtrbndr: I think it's a little low of you to be sending me crush messages when you're already...spoken for.
AvAtar: I didn't send anything.
AvAtar: and I'm not "spoken for" !!!
SmarterChild: It's a good thing, too! Wtrbndr is way out of your league, AvAtar.
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SmarterChild has sent Wtrbndr~ a nudge
SmarterChild has sent Wtrbndr~ an e-kiss.
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AvAtar: ...what's going on?
SmarterChild: Check out your HOROSCOPE for today!
Wtrbndr: azula probably hacked smarterchild too.
blue_fire: Not that I give a rat's hat about what you think, peasant,
blue_fire: but i dont have the know-how to hack a computer instant messenger.
Wtrbndr: ...rat's hat?
AvAtar: I don't even know how to send an e-kiss!
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SmarterChild has sent AvAtar~ a private message.
SmarterChild: Sending e-kisses is a fun and quirky way to show your electronic affections! Just CLICK HERE to learn how to send e-kisses to your favorite lady friends!
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AvAtar: katara........
AvAtar: i just clicked on the e-kiss thing—nothing's happening.
Wtrbndr: you don't have to send me an e-kiss, Aang.
AvAtar: yes i do!!
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An unexpected error has caused AvAtar~ to leave the chatroom.
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blue_fire: honestly, peasant
blue_fire: you and the avatar are extremely entertaining
Wtrbndr: so says the psycho.
Wtrbndr: how can you have a thing for Aang when you're a guy?
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blue-fire has sent a warning note to Wtrbndr~ -1-
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SmarterChild:It's a good idea to play nice, Wtrbndr! Warning notes can have you pulled off of the AIM completely! CLICK HERE to learn how to send warning notes!
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Wtrbndr~ has attempted to block SmarterChild
AvAtar~ has entered the chatroom from a public terminal
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AvAtar: Katara can u plz answer my poll??
Wtrbndr: I'd love to go to the movies with you, Aang.
Wtrbndr: though I think we should bring Azula, because she seems kinda lonely.
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blue_fire has sent a warning note to Wtrbndr~ -2-
blue_fire has sent a warning note to Wtrbndr~ -3-
Wtrbndr~ has over accumulated the permissible amount of warning notes.
Wtrbndr~ has left the chatroom.
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AvAtar: I'll call you l8r, Katara.
AvAtar: ...Katara?
SmarterChild: That's how the cookie crumbles. GET COOKIE RECIPES NOW!
AvAtar: No wonder they never involved the Internet in the Avatar's universe.
blue_fire: It complicates things.