Big Boom
Deidara: Itachi, un. ITACHI, UN, STOP!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi: What, Deidara?
Deidara: How many times do I have to tell you, un… I'm A DUDE, UN!
Itachi: I'm sorry Deia, but your so hott! I can't help it…
Deidara: It's ok, un. But next time you WILL be hurt. Got it, un?
Itachi: Yes, Deia…
(Five minutes later)
Itachi: Deia, LET'S MAKE OUT!
Deidara: …UN! OUT! NOW! (He grabbed a clay bird) RUN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, UCHIHA, UN! (He threw the bird)
*Big Boom*
Deidara: Stupid, Itachi, un.
Kisame: What happened? I was in my fish bowl and I heard a big boom. (He looked at the exploded Itachi on the floor) … What he do?
Deidara: He thought I was a girl and wanted to make out with me, un.
Kisame: You're a… HE?!?
Deidara: You can be apart of the next big boom too, un.
Kisame: I was just kidding.
Deidara: Good.
The End