Co-Written with Xi Theta
Disclaimer: My idea, but I own nothing else (unfortunately, for it is my precious)
Gods of the Whoniverse:
The Doctor: God of Knowledge, Physics & World Saving
Rose: Goddess of Women, Attitude & Love
Martha: Goddess of Medicine, Healing & Family
Donna: Goddess of War & Perseverance
Jack: God of Libido & Alcohol
Ianto: God of Beverages, Quotable Comments & Stopwatches
Gwen: Goddess of Hearth & Home
Toshiko: Goddess of Technology & Hacking
Owen: God of Medicine & the Dead
Sarah Jane: Goddess of Journalism & Motherhood
Mickey: God of Technology, Hacking & the Common Man
The Brigadier: God of War
Romana: Goddess of Snark & Fashion
Commandments:
Thou shalt worship the deities of the Whoniverse.
Thou shalt visit Cardiff.
Thou shalt be knowledgeable of the entire Whoniverse (not JUST new who).
Thou shalt be sceptical of Matt Smith (until he hath proved himself worthy).
Thou shalt discuss your theories about the Whoniverse with others.
Thou shalt not allow the Whoniverse to take over thine perception of reality (unless your life really is THAT boring!).
We really rather you didn't:
Ship anything except 10/Rose, 10/Rose/Jack, Jack/Ianto, Jack/Gwen, Jack/Gwen/Ianto, Owen/Tosh, Nyssa/Adric and Doctor/Romana.
Like Daleks or Cybermen: They cause FAR too much trouble!
Complain about any particular Doctor. You may of course complain about RTD, SM or any former writer/producer…looking at you John Nathan-Turner!
You didn't call Mickey an idiot.
Write bad songfic!
Or hate Adric!