Oh wow a BLEACH fanfic XD isn't that odd? Oh well :3 I love this pairing...welll is not even shonen-ai at all XD just a drabble I figured while I was handling with my cold =w=

Disc: BLEACH is not mine T^T sadly

Warning: Uhm slightly cursing and attempt of shonen-ai. And everything is on Ichigo's P.O.V

Sick

I, Kurosaki Ichigo hate being sick.

Not only do I have to handle my annoying as hell of father ranting out loud of why his son wasn't cautious about his own health and that he was such an irresponsible kid but also I have to deal and suffer the fact that the man is indeed a doctor. And ordered me to stay at home.

Besides that, being sick is a nightmare. I have to stay in bed for who knows how many hours with a dripping nose, red eyes, and throat itching with coughing attacks every five damn minutes.

I can't help but to curse under the blankets as I try to sleep one more time but apparently luck was not on my side when I heard the now familiar sound of the window crashing. Great. There goes my money again. When are they going to learn to use the door?!

"Oi Ichigo I know you are there!" I heard someone saying, someone really familiar saying "Wake up man it's almost noon" oh great, that voice I know it pretty well by now. Perfect day to bother me Renji. I keep my eyes closed trying to at least pretend I'm asleep, hoping he would go and let me rest. Apparently I was wrong. But of course, it's Renji of who we are talking about.

"Ichigo" he said again while shaking my body over the blankets. Can't he see I'm sick?! "I know you can hear me! Get off your lazy ass already". Ok, he's not giving up that easily. I rolled over and glare at him but my eyes are all red and swollen "Can't you see I'm freaking sick Renji?" I manage to tell him before covering my face with the blanket again as I started coughing. Then I heard something like a snort from the red haired shinigami.

What would I do for some peace and tranquility?

"Sick? You?" Renji joked "The great substitute shinigami sick?" I swear that if it weren't because of my weakness surrounding my body I would have hit him straight in the jaw.

I only groaned and mumbled something like a 'get the fuck out of my room' but he didn't understand a single word.

"Well you do look kind of blue today" Renji said in a more serious tone; hah! Like there is one time in a century Renji is serious about something.

"But it's so cute to see you in that fragile state" wait I'm sorry did I hear that right? Cute? Fragile? The hell?! Am I hallucinating? Is this some kind of new flu?

As I try to roll again to stare in amaze at Renji I found myself trapped. Ok, either I'm too weak and my body is so heavy I can't move it...or someone is keeping me down.

"Yeah" Renji said, his voice now sounds closer "You look really cute"

Is he… what the hell is he doing? As I think of this I notice a faint blush appearing on my face. Oh please let it be because of my fever. "But that's just me saying it" Renji laughed as he moved from where he was "I have to go now Ichi"

Ichi??? Am I hearing right? "You better get better dumbass or you'll see" he joked. Ok now I don't know if I'm dreaming or not. But before I manage to answer I feel someone kissing my nose. "Because I don't want to get sick too" Renji laughed and jumped out of the window.

I stay under the blankets thinking for a good amount of time and I just have one conclusion to all this.

I hate being sick

Wow that was...odd

xD

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