Edward and Jasper

Edward: I love you so much Bella!

Bella: (faints from his dazzling eyes*)

Edward: Thank god! Jasper! Where are you?

Jasper: I'm right here Edward, what is it... (sees Bella on the floor) Finally! Alice is on a

shopping trip. Meet you in a minute

Edward:*Winks*

(Downstairs)

Edward: Carlisle, I'm going to the store to get some groceries.

Jasper:(walks in on Emmett and Rosalie making love on the kitchen counter, averts his eyes)

Guys, I'm going to get my car cleaned

(Emmett and Rosalie don't look up)

Emmett: See you Jazz.

Rosalie: Harder, Emmett!

(Edward and Jasper leave)