My name is Naruto Uzumaki, grandson and jailer of the Kyuubi no Yoko, and soon to be Kitsune... if my first tail ever grows. Apart from Grandad, I'm the last person in my family, and today is my first day at Youkai Academy. Grandad kept bitching about how it sucks that he has to go through school all over again, but thought it was better than being cooped up in a kid who spent all day cooped up in an empty mansion. I think that Grandad hasn't seen a benefit of being sealed inside of me that I saw... with his knowledge, I could get 100 percent on all tests! Yay me!

"So kid you nervous?" asked the creepy bus driver

"Yeah, but what doesn't kill me can only make me stronger right?"

"He he too true kid... too true, besides the school you're going to now... is a little different from what you're probably used to."

"Well I guess you could say that my old place wasn't different enough."

Before anything else could be said, the bus entered a large tunnel, distracting Naruto from everything else. The next thing he knew the bus stopped next to a scarecrow... normally he would think 'yeah whatever' but when he saw the tombstones his reaction was something along the lines of 'WTF?'

He shortly began his trek down the path lined with trees, tombstones and fog a few inches off the ground. After a while he began to sense someone coming... FAST! Before he could react he has hit full on by a bike tire... in the face... ouch.

The next thing Naruto knew he was holding his face trying to stem the blood coming out due to A- a broken nose that was almost finished healing, and B- the super hot girl who's bike had hit him.

"Oh my god I'm so sorry! Are you hur...t?" the girl trailed off after smelling Naruto's blood. 'His scent is so... sweet. I... I can't resist it, I have to have some!'

Naruto saw the odd look in her eyes and didn't know if he should be afraid or overjoyed. The next thing he knew there was a sharp pain in his neck and heard her say "Kappuchuuuuuuu".

"Thank you, I probably should have asked but your blood smelled so good, and I couldn't help myself." She started, then (finally) noticed his uniform. "Are you from the Youkai Academy?" "Yeah, I'm a freshman, sorry if I got in your way before." "No it was partly my fault, I'm anaemic and my vision went blurry. Oh, I have to ask this, do you like vampires?" "Yeah, I think they are cool." "Oh thank god, I'm Moka Akashia, a vampire." "Naruto Uzumaki, temporary human, future Kitsune." "How does that work?" "I haven't grown my first tail yet, so most of my abilities can't be accessed. My grandad and I have been trying to find a way to restore my family to its former glory, at least before he dies fully." "Dies fully?" "His body was destroyed but his mind and energy was sealed away."

(AN: I'm going to go ahead and be lazy because everything else is the same, minus Naruto freaking out about being in a monster school or him running and trying to leave. So let's skip to the fight against Saizou, you know, the part next to the scarecrow.)

Moka's rosary had been removed and she had sent Saizou flying back towards the side of the hill, when he stopped with a sickening crunch, not against the hill, but against Naruto's foot. Moka was stunned, Naruto wasn't able to move before, and now he had just severely injured someone. It was then she noticed, his eyes were blood red and the pupils were slits. "Remember how I said most of my abilities were inaccessible? Well that was one of two things I can do. I have Kitsune speed and stealth, as well as the ability to cast illusions like so." Naruto looked Saizou in the eyes and his victim collapsed, trapped in a reoccurring nightmare containing his worst fears. "Is he ok?" "He'll be terrified of us for a few days, but off the topic, I believe this is yours." Naruto pulled the rosary out of his pocket and handed it to the godpire (goddess and vampire combined) who put the seal back on, but not before asking, "Are you going to be ok?" "My eyes will hurt from the illusion, but other than that I'll be fine." Moka changed back just as Naruto's eyes went back to normal, and he caught her before she hit the ground as she was clearly in a daze from the action.

The next day

The class went as normal, but with Saizou almost shitting himself because he was too close to Naruto and Moka. When class ended, Naruto felt a sinister aura in the air, he checked the room; his teacher, Ms Nekonome was staring at him with her tail wagging excitedly behind her, then when he turned to talk to Moka, she kissed his neck siphoning some blood from him. "Kappuchuuuuuuu" "oh that was it... well at least someone isn't trying to use their abilities to have their way with me... why do I feel that I kicked myself in the mouth with that one?"