Disclaimer: The only time Harry Potter and his world of magical goodies will ever belong to me is in my dreams...sigh...such wonderful dreams!

"MALFOY! What in Merlin's pants is wrong with you?"

"Merlin's pants?"

"Never mind! Why am I here?"

"Granger you are here at Hogwarts because you are a witch-"

"I know that wise arse, I meant why am I in a closet with you?"

"Oh well that...I have no idea why you are in here!"

"Yes you do, you're the one who pulled me in here."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"YES YOU DID!"

"NO I DIDN'T!"

"Malfoy...I'm warning you!"

"Oh, WOW, VERY scary Granger. What did you do take lessons from my father?"

"At least I didn't ask McGonagall what she uses to make her hair so sleek and shiny in all it's greying glory."

"That was...that only...why did you have to bring that up Granger? Do you like torturing me?"

"..."

"Don't answer that!"

"Well-"

"Don't say anything Granger!"

"...I was just"

"AH...don't..."

"...I was ju-"

"...say..."

"...just going..."

"...it!..."

"MALFOY! Would you let me speak! I know you don't know what common courtesy is but when someone is trying to speak you don't interrupt them."

"...mhmsm..."

"What was that?"

"I said sorry."

"..."

"...Oh don't act so surprised, I know how to say sorry!"

"Yes well, it was just a bit of a surprise."

"..."

"So...can you please tell me why you pulled me into this closet, when we are about to graduate?"

"Yes well...I know...we haven't exactly been the best of friends...or friends for that matter and I know I have been a complete..."

"Arse, slime bag, cochroach, annoy-"

"OKAY you can stop I get it. I was just saying...I want to...look the thing is...can we just..."

"Can we what?"

"Can we just start over maybe?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Okay this whole silence thing is starting to creep me out!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"ARGHH! Forget I said anything. See you around Grang-"

"WAIT!..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Well are you going to shake it or what?"

"..."

"Oh for the love of Merlin!"

"Hey what are you doing with my hand?"

"Now grip it!"

"...Now grip it!...Bossy woman!"

"...Malfoy do you want to be friends or what?"

"FINE!"

"Good, so...this is awkward."

"Just a wee bit."

"...you know Draco-"

"..."

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Did you just say Draco?"

"Well it is your name isn't it?"

"I wanna say your name!"

"...Oh for the love of...say it then!"

"Hermione."

"..."

"..."

"Well is your curiousity satisfied yet?"

"Aye, aye Gov'nor'!"

"Draco?"

"Yes Hermione?"

"Don't call me Gov'nor'!"

AN: Shh! Don't tell my teacher I did this instead of my Writing task!

die-ah-bol-lick-chik over and out