**Author's note**

The Prank Wars are a dangerous game! Don't try at home. If you do don't blame me! Don't own…yada yada…you get it…let's go!

The Prank War

Let the war begin

"Get back here!" Ratchet ordered. The twins were scampering off after another prank.

"Those two need leashes!" Ratchet grumbled. He walked back to his room. He knew the twins had something else in plan. He could hear their snickering even if he were miles away. He soon reached his room, across from his lab. He scavenged for his key. He soon found it and was unlocking the door. Suddenly, as the door slid open, Ratchet heard a disturbing hum.

"A generator?" he gasped. He flew forward. His feet scrapped across the slick clean floor as he was being pulled along. He crashed into the side of the wall. He slowly looked up and soon glue rained on him. He spat some sloppy glue out of his mouth. Then came the feathers. He twisted around and hammed the wall. The humming stopped.

"Twins!" he groaned in a faint whisper.

"HA!" the twins wailed from the doorway.

"Hmm," Ratchet growled. He smiled evilly.

"Nice one," he whispered. They paused.

"Uh-huh," Sunstreaker smiled. Sideswipe nodded.

"Tell me, you two are so good at pranks but who is the best?" Ratchet chuckled.

"I am," the two cheered, pointing to themselves.

"NO, I am!" they spat at each other.

"You can't both be the master of pranks," Ratchet lied. They were both capable of driving him to his death. He swallowed the thought.

"I come up with the best ones!" Sunstreaker boasted.

"The best stupid ones! I'm ones!" Sideswipe cheered. Ratchet smiled and brushed off some feathers. The twins gave solid glares.

"Prepare, brother, for a war you won't soon forget!" Sunstreaker snickered.

"You should be the one who should be prepare!" Sideswipe yelled. Ratchet smiled.

"This means war!" the twins cried, exiting the room.

"I'll have my own share in this 'war'. If I keep the two pitted against each other they'll leave me be!" Ratchet snickered, "Let the wars begin."

**Author's note**

Who is the king of Pranks? Is it Sunstreaker or is it Sideswipe or is it Ratchet?

Read and Review…or me delete this!

P.s… I need pranks for these three to war on! Give me one in a review and it could be the features prank!

Happy Pranking!!!!