A/N: YAYZ! FLUFFFFFF! I needed lots of sugar to write this one XD.

Summary: Envy gets a sugar high. One word? Duck, and not the bird.

SUGARSUGARSUGARYAY!

Roy knew Ed liked dramatic entrances, so the wall caving in was not that surprising. What was surprising was that Ed was not the cause.

"SUUUUUUUGAAAAAR!" Envy leapt through the non-existent wall and looked around with crazy rainbow eyes. And that's not a hyperbole…he is a shapechanger, after all.

Ed ran in after him. "Envy, calm down!" much to Roy's confusion.

Riza raised an eyebrow. "You, telling Envy to calm down? What's Envy doing here, and…is that a sugar high he's on?"

Ed nodded ruefully. "Apparently honey's not an aphrodisiac for homunculi, it just makes them crazy."

Havoc sputtered. "Aphrodisiac? You and Envy? Screwing each other?"

Ed turned red. "Dammit, that slipped out accidentally."

Roy hid his face in his hands. "We really did not need to know that, Fullmetal."

Riza coughed, and asked, "So, what were you –hem- planning to do with the honey?"

Ed recoiled. "AAH! You're one of THEM!"

Envy turned. "One of THEM? Where where where, I wanna kill and GET SUGAHAHAHER!"

Ed had only one word. "Duck." Then, "Not the bird."

Riza nodded, understanding, and crawled under her desk. Roy stood there stupidly until Ed tackled him to the ground.

"Idiot colonel, I said not the bird!"

"Get off of me, now I know you're gay."

"Ew, no, you're twice my age." Ed crawled off his boss. "But, yeah, that wasn't exactly how I was planning on you finding out."

Suddenly, Havoc's desk flew above their heads and through the window. It landed with a splash in the lake, where Roy's gloves hanging to dry were soaked again.

Then…silence. Ed and Roy peeked over Roy's stacks of paperwork. Nothing. Envy had disappeared.

Ed sighed in relief. "He'll have calmed down by tonight."

Fuery asked, "How did you and Envy…you know…get involved?"

"Don't ask me, he started trying to molest me every chance he got."

Then, Roy saw one of his gloves in the middle of the room. He went and picked it up. "I thought I hung this by the lake to dry."

Suddenly, his glove turned into Envy, who laughed maniacally.

Breda screamed, and asked, "Isn't he only supposed to be able to do that in the manga?"

"If he and I can become a couple, anything's possible, Breda."

Envy grabbed Ed and held him bridal style. "C'mon, Edo, I'm hungry for something more than sugar!"

He leapt out the already-smashed window, Ed crying, "HELP MEEEEEEeeeeeeee…."

Leaving the room looking like a train came through the wall and crashed through the window.

"I hope the insurance covers this."

A/N: That's Roy at the end, of course. Like it? Like it like it like it? Do ya do ya do ya do ya? I knew ya did! Waaahoooooooooo!

My fave line is "If he and I can become a couple, anything's possible, Breda." Because that's really the truth about EdxEnvy.