HELLO! This is my 'second' Twilight fan fiction! My first is a songfic…does that count? I was on youtube and someone made a parody on Twilight in Mike Newton's point of view through his diary. This not like the video it is different, I did not steal her/his material because that would be wrong.

I do not own Twilight or Mike Newton

I do not own this video clip .com/watch?v=-7bGCPul13I

Or part two .com/watch?v=BhOCpUGpSJQ&feature=related

Dear Log

I would say diary but that is way too girly for me. Because I'm a tough guy, I'm Mike Newton! Super Mike! Awesome Mike! Sexy Mike! Manly Mike! (note to Mike: stick to Manly Mike…its so manly)

Anyway, today a new girl came into our school. She is so fine…I think I'm falling in love with her. Her name is Bella Swan, she has like weird pale skin even though she told me she was from Phoenix…maybe she put on make up to blend herself with the others.

She has amazing big brown eyes and thick brown hair. I could fall asleep in her eyes and rest my head on her hair. It's like a portable pillow! Maybe that's why girls have lots of hair? To use as pillows! But Bella's pillow is awesome.

The only unfortunate about Bella Swan moving to our school, Tyler and Eric are also flirting with her. I totally saw her first! Everyone knows that! When the first guy starts flirting to the hottie girl, like me, no one can come near. It's funny because she has this disgusted look on her face when they talk to her. Well she does it to be as well but I know she's just doing it for them and secretly loves me.

I was so smooth when I first talked to her. We were in biology. The poor girl had to sit next to Edward Cullen and be his partner for the rest of the year. I watched her to whole lesson as she kept her head down and look up every so often. Damn, she was so hot, Log, seriously, hotter than that chick from that film, you know which one I'm talking about!

Cullen was looking at her like she smelled really really bad. I hope she doesn't stink, I don't want my future wife to smell…that would be embarrassing.

When the bell rang, Cullen ran off and he looked like he got stabbed in the back. I wish he did get stabbed in the back. I thought, perfect time to make my move. I went over and introduced myself to my future wife. I asked her if she needed help to her next class and we discovered that we both have gym together! It was like destiny, biology and gym together! We we're so made for each other.

So as we travelled to our next class I told her about how I used to live in California and ask her a couple of question. But guess what? We both have English at the same time! I was so thrilled and I knew God wanted me to be with Bella!

I asked Bella if she stabbed Edward Cullen and she cringed at his name! This shows that she is totally into me and not Edward Cullen. He gave her the death stare and ran away from her, which is not sexy. I don't give girls death stares, which makes me so sexy.

Well, before I let her go get changed in the girl's locker room, she smiled at me! This is proof that she loves me as well and wants to marry me and have 3 kids a dog and make me pie. Mmm….pie.

Uh…I have to stop writing now Log, Mom is getting pissed at me for not doing my homework. I hate homework…I should get a study buddy…maybe Bella will be my study buddy!

Bye Log