Chapter one: La Erotica
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto =]
Summary: Sasuke notices a blond bartender at the bar he tends to go to, he suddenly realizes that this blond also goes to the same university as him, and what's worse he's starting to take a liking to this blond. To bad Naruto doesn't feel the same way.
"Welcome to La Erotica" came a seductive voice from behind the bar, a tall big built, broad white haired man came strolling in,
"Ah Jiraiya-san, you've come again, would you like your usual?" The white haired man nodded, walking over to a plush booth with a marble table in the center. The walls were a creamy white, the bar had a black marble desktop, a few metal stools with nice black cushions all lined along the bar, behind that bar was a tall, silver haired man drying a glass with a towel, he was wearing a white shirt with a black waist coat, black matching trousers and he had a black mask covering the lower half of his face, he had a red eye to the right, and a cole black one to the left, his expression always seemed bored. Putting the glass down, he picked up a little bell and started shaking it, Jiraiya making himself comfortable stretched out his arms, a smug smirk placed on his slightly aged face. The bartender put the bell back on the shelf, and started getting out some Sake and little cups putting them on a silver tray then sliding it along the surface of the bar, a hand stopped the tray from moving and slowly picked it up.
"Oh How I missed you so! Jiraiya-Sama!!" Came a sickly sweet voice from the woman carrying the silver tray, she wore a tight red dress, showing off every curve she had on her fine body, she had long brown hair curled at the edges and nice green eyes which were being flattered by long eyelashes. Jiraiya's smug smirk turned perverted and he laughed like a naive old man:
"Oh Aya-chan your the highlight of my day!" The woman seeming bashful put a hand to cover her mouth, revealing long blood red nails,
"Jiraiya-Sama please stop, your making me blush!" she bent over setting down the tray on the mans table, making her breasts look a lot bigger than they are, causing Jiraiya to drool a little,
"Your a lot more irresistible when your flustered Aya-chan" pouring some Sake into a little cup, he patted the spot next to him, she slid into the booth and sat beside him leaning against him , her chest rubbing against his rock hard one; gulping down the Sake he smirked at the young woman. The door sounded again, revealing a flustered blond haired teen, trying to catch his breath while bending over and gripping onto his knees, Kakashi smiled under his mask.
"Naruto your not late, there was no need to rush" The blond looked up smiling at the silver haired bartender.
"I know but I wanted to get extra pay!" Kakashi clicked his teeth as he turned around and put some glasses on the glass shelves,
"Ah okay, get dressed then" Naruto walked past Jiraiya and Aya, who was winking at the younger man,
"Jiraiya your here early"
"Ah yes Naruto, got off a little early today" Aya poured out some more sake handing it to the man, slowly watching the man become intoxicated. The blond walked into the back room shoving his things into the locker with Uzumaki tagged at the top, he grabbed his uniform slowly putting it on and then putting on his black head band, keeping his blond bangs out of his face, walking into the bathroom he checked himself out, making sure he looked alright, quickly putting some aftershave on which made him smell like a sex god, then finally walking out, taking his place behind the bar, Kakashi eyed the boy cautiously,
"You smell nice and Iruka said you should come round for dinner, just because you moved out doesn't mean it's not your home anymore" Kakashi said while wiping down the surface of the bar, Naruto turned around grabbing the small shovel to move the ice about in the ice box.
"Thanks and ah yeah sorry Kakashi, Just been a little busy with school and settling into a new routine" Kakashi nodded putting a CD into the music player, Naruto hopped over the bar, Aya enjoying the way the boys white shirt had lifted slightly revealing a nice tanned stomach, he walked over to the light switch dimming the lights slightly, then turning on the other set of lights which made the ceiling neon lights lit up, a deep-ish red glow running along the ceiling, setting the romantic mood.
The door sounded causing Naruto to turn around and say "Welcome to La Erotica..Ah Sakura" a pink haired woman stood at the door, umbrella in her hand, shaking her hair about slightly,
"Hey Naruto, Kami, Kakashi it's raining like hell out there!" Kakashi walked around the bar, and grabbed the girls umbrella, following her into the back room, Sakura walked up to her locker tagged Haruno, Kakashi opened the wardrobe where loads of expensive gowns were cooped up in, he pulled out a black dress with gothic thrills at the end, it ending to the thighs, handing it over to Sakura she raised her eyebrow.
"Sasuke is coming here soon, he likes gothic things" Sakura brightened up
"Sasuke!" Kakashi nodded,
"Oh yeah don't forget to wear the matching lace gloves and tights, and wear the black high heels" Sakura nodding before stalking off to the changing area.
"Welcome to La Erotica.." Naruto said as he took the woman's fur coat folding it neatly so it could hang on his arm nicely then taking her umbrella, "Where would you like to sit ma'am?" The lady looked the tanned boy up and down, a smirk growing slowly on her face.
"Are you a host here?" Naruto shook his head, the woman leaned in close,
"Ah what a pity, if your a barman I'll sit at the bar" Naruto nodded hanging the woman's coat in the closet before walking behind the bar, the woman eying him up like he was fresh meat.
"May I ask your name beautiful?" The woman leaned her elbow on the counter, resting her chin on the back of her hand, keeping her eyes fixed on the young man.
"Taiya" she winked "And yours?"
"I'm Naruto, its a pleasure to meet you Taiya" the hint of huskiness in his voice caused shivers to run down her spine "Now what would a fine woman such as yourself like to drink?" Kakashi walked over to the bar putting out ashtrays, Taiya turned to face the silver haired man setting down a ashtray next to her,
"I'll have a Sex On The Beach" Naruto nodded grabbing all the drinks he needed to make the cocktail. "Kakashi how long ago did Naru join?" Kakashi sat next to the woman, playing around with the clean ashtray.
"A week ago"
"Ah thats why I haven't seen him"
"Yes Taiya, I was about to hire a search party for you" the bartender joked, Taiya just giggled.
"Work has been extremely busy at the moment" Naruto set down the red haired woman's drink, the sound of the door made Kakashi stand up.
"What do you do?" Naruto said while putting the drinks away, in the back ground he could hear Kakashi talking and then calling Sakura to come out, Naruto looked up seeing a tall, dark haired man, his face was slightly hidden by his bangs,
"I work in a law firm, its tiring, really tiring" Naruto nodded,
"Naruto, our guest wants rum and coke" Kakashi said while grabbing a silver tray, Naruto turned around grabbing the bottle of rum, he could feel his ass being visually raped by the red haired woman's gaze. Sakura stepped out of the back room, slowly swaying her hips as she stepped over to the dark haired man, Jiraiya saw the candy-floss jail bait and whistled:
"Sakura-chaaaaan, looking absolutely tasty tonight" She turned around and winked, Aya giggling a little as she handed the old man another cup of Sake.
"Good evening Sasuke-sama would you like an ashtray?" Sasuke looked up revealing his smooth pale skin, his dark emotionless eyes staring at the girl.
"No thank you Sakura" she nodded and walked away to grab the silver tray, he watched her walk over to a tanned boy, his eyes taking in the slightly dimmed blonde hair and the glistening eyes, the blond smiled and turned around walking back over to talk to a red headed woman, Sakura ran back over sliding into the booth, giving Sasuke his glass.
"Oh ha ha ha, Naru please! Your making me blush!!" the woman slowly sucked on the straw looking up at the boy who was leaning against the bar, a sly grin on his face.
"Taiya what's Naruto doing now?" Kakashi asked,
"Kakashi, she asked how old I am, I said old enough to make her breathless" Kakashi walked over patting the boy on the shoulder,
"Ah Taiya, my little son here can be a little....Perverted"
"I love it! He's just like you!" she laughed loudly, catching the attention of a certain dark haired man.
"Oh my! I'm not a pervert! Am I?" The silver haired man leaned in close the breath through his mask brushing against the ear of the red head, making her blush furiously, Naruto only smirked shaking his head at his old mans antics.
"I thought bar men weren't aloud to take on host roles?" Sakura looked over at Naruto, Kakashi and the red head woman blushing madly, she turned back to see an intense gaze from the cole eyes.
"They aren't, they are just conversing with the customers, the booths are for us hosts and the bars their territory" She smiled, the dark haired raven man picked up the glass and let the rim settle on his thin lips.
"Hn" Sakura finding it hard to talk with this man chuckled, making the cole eyes fall dead on her,
"Sorry, It's just them two are a bit perverted!" Sasuke raised an eyebrow "That red head, Taiya-san, she used to come all the time! Never asking for a host she just wanted to talk with Kakashi! And now she has Naruto, lucky really"
"Naruto?"
"Yeah, he's new..Kakashi's son, started just a week ago, the women love him, oh and some men" she blushed as her secret Yaoi fan girl seeped out a little.
"I see" she smiled while watching him take a sip of his drink.
The door sounded revealing a pale, short haired man, he wore a suit and his face seemed just as emotionless as the raven with Sakura,
"Welcome to La Erotica"
"Ah Sasuke, thats the man who's infatuated with Naruto!" Sasuke glanced over to the new comer, then moving over to gaze at Naruto, watching him pat Kakashi on the back before walking around the bar.
"Sai, I haven't seen you in a while!" Naruto greeted as he took the mans jacket, "Would you like your usual?" The black haired man nodded, checking Naruto out before walking over to the bar. Kakashi gave a nod before grabbing a glass and a few bottles of alcohol, Taiya smiled at the pale man,
"Hello Sai, what have you been up to?" she asked while leaning her head in her hand, looking at him with lust in her eyes. Naruto walked past them both and walked round the bar smiling at Sai and Taiya.
"Well I had to go on a business trip, what about you?" The red head played with her hair for a while before answering, slowly watching the blond in the corner of her eyes.
"Work, been swamped" The door sounded bringing every one to look towards the door, a flustered brown haired man had come in and was beaming at Kakashi, who looked like a loved up dog.
"Ruka.." the man called Iruka looked over at the blond who was beaming at him.
"Kashi..Naruto" he slowly walked up to the bar, handing the silver haired man the bag he was holding.
"What's this Ruka?"
"It's some food for you when you get a little hungry, I want you eating properly" Sasuke watched as the blond walked over to the brown haired man and hugged him.
"Naruto! Why don't you stay over tonight I'm beginning to miss you!" Naruto chuckled tightening his embrace.
"I'm sorry, I've missed you so much aswell, just school has really been busy" they slowly pulled apart and smiled at each other.
"Who's that?" Came a dragged out tone, catching the pinkettes attention,
"That's Naruto's father, Iruka-sensei"
"Sensei?" the pink haired girl nodded,
"He's my university teacher" Sasuke frowned,
"So he has gay parents?" the girl nodded once again, slightly curious to why the raven was suddenly interested in Naruto, the whole time she had to be his hostess he hadn't show any interest in anything or anyone. Slowly turning around to face Naruto who was smiling at her,
"You two okay?" he asked as he walked up to them both, Sakura nodded and smiled.
"Yeah, we are fine aren't we Sasuke?" she put on her sweet tone of voice as she turned to look at her customer.
"How was the drink?" Naruto leaned against their table, looking deeply into the onyx eyes,
"It was nice" the tanned blond beamed,
"Would you like to try a shot on the house?" The raven nodded, watching Naruto stand up straight and walk to the bar.
"Alright everyone, free shots on the house!" the blond shouted, "Dad you want one?" Iruka shook his head as he sat next to the red head, Naruto grabbed all the ingredients he needed and got to work, Kakashi was just playing with the hairs that had fallen out of his husbands ponytail, Iruka smiling as he looked into the mismatched eyes. After pouring the liquor into the shot glasses he placed them on a silver tray, serving them to everyone and finally reaching Sakura and Sasuke.
"What's it called Naruto?" she asked looking and smelling the drink, then looking up to see Naruto lean forward staring at the raven with lustful eyes.
"Orgasm" (A/N: Which is a really nice shot although I don't actually know what was in it!! XD)
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