Okay this is a major crack fic, that i uploaded on DA about a year or two ago, but am now just putting on here. if i get enough reviews ill upload the rest of the chapters if not then i won't bother... the main pairing it Akuroku

Warning: Hyper Xemnas in later chapters! and perverted ness later on too!

Match Making
Chapter 1: Fairytales
POV: Axel

Fairytales, who needs them right? I mean come on, who in their right mind is lucky enough to acually get the person of their dreams? And saying that everyone has a 'soul mate' or whatever. Yeah right. I seriously think that whoever made fairytales was messed up in the head. Because it's only the Somebodies of this world that get their 'soul mates', not everybody. Nope, just the Somebodies never the Nobodies. And that's what I am; a Nobody.

Now before your all 'Hey that's not a nice thing to say about yourself!' there's something that you should know I am a Nobody. This is only because I, and the now twelve others like me, have no hearts... at least that's what our boss says. Because when our somebodies died we're born, or created in better use of words, without a heart... but that's only if our somebodies had a strong heart to begin with.

Anyway, your probably wondering why I started out by talking about fairtales right? Well to tell you the truth I'd like to know that myself. Because right now I'm stuck in one of the most boring meetings in all of my existance, and I'm starting to talk about fairytales, something that I hate with a passion.... well as much as a person without a heart can 'hate' thing with a passion anyway.

Maybe its got something to do with that kid that's standing next to the boss. And if he is the reason it's probably only because he looks like something out of a fairlytale. You know the whole blond-haired blue-eyed princesses from the stroies like Cinderella, and what not. Except it's a guy instead of a girl... at least I think it's a guy. I don't know he's... she's... it's really....

"el...AXEL!!"

Hearing my name ringing throughout the room, I look up and meet the eyes of the person who had just shouted my name. Oh crap! How long had he been calling my name for; because he looks extreamly pissed right now. Straightening up in the chair, having decided to not piss him off even more, I replied as respectfully as I could.

"Yes, Superiour?" Great, my voice sounded sarcastic. Why does my voice always have to sound that way? I swear my voice is going to get me killed one of these days.

My boss, Xemnas, glared at me before saying the worst words that have ever come out of his mouth before.

"Axel, you will look after Roxas and make sure that you teach him well. Unlike your last partner." This time his glare was directed at Demyx, who'd shrunk so low into his chair that, from where I was sitting, it looked like he is being swallowed it. But I paid no notice as I gaped in horror at what Xemnas had just said, thankfully the hood that I was wearing hid this from the others in our little organization.

"W-what?" I finally managed to gasp out after what felt like an eternaty. "Why the hell do I have to do the babysitting?"

This was in turn rewarded by more glaring. From both Xemnas and the new kid.... what's his name? Roxor?... Roxit?.... whatever.

"You will 'babysit', as you so rudely put it, because I said so and what I say goes. And because your last attempt on having a partner failed."

"What?! How are you going to pin that one on me? Huh? You know fully damn well that that wasn't my fault!" I said. Leaning angerily back in my chair, I crossing my arms and looked away. Why do I always have to get stuck with the sissy nobodies? Except Marluxia, thank God!

Out of the corner of my eyes I saw Xemnas roll his eyes at my childish behavior, and continue on with his rant/speech about how, as Nobodies, it's our job to kill the heartless and to look for ways to regain our lost hearts.

While he continues on and on, I deside to take this moment to look at the newest member. Again blonde hair and blue eyes. But in more detail: Spiky blond hair pointing more off to the left, bright blue eyes almost a cobolt color, kinda short but not exactly petite, skinny but not too skinny. His face trying not to show the fact that he really had no idea what was going on, and he also looked like he was trying hard not to stare off into space.

All in all it really seems like he did, in fact, come out of a fairytale. Because of all of the words, in my mind, that I could use to descibe him, the only thing that came to my mind is: Cute. It's as simple, and yet as complicated, as that. Simple because, hell the kid was cute, and complicated because of all of the things that I should be thinking about him right now, cute should not be one of them.

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