A/N: I know what you are thinking. 'Why is this story so short? Is it really worth reading?' The worse it can do is waste 20 seconds of your life, so read at your own discretion. -Vari
Before you move on to reading, we (as in Vari and Yuki) would like to thank all the people who reviewed and favourited – apparently that's not a word - on our previous story "Gift of a lifetime." Thanks a bunch.
Disclaimer: Wow this is a first… but NO, I do not own KHR, not that I never wished to.
Sawada Tsunayoshi had been reminded on a daily bases that Hibari Kyouya was not a man to offend, whether seriously or jokingly.
Just the other day…
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"Tsunayoshi, hand me my phone."
"Please get it yourself, Kyouya."
"Did you decline my requisition? I see you grew some backbones."
"Well, excuse me! But rational people don't ask 'someone' such ludicrous things when the said 'someone' is taking a shower!"
"I had the notion that you would progress your way around that insignificant obstruction, would you not, Tsunayoshi? Perhaps I thought too highly of you."
"Get over yourself, lazy bum."
"Wrong move, Herbivore."
"Ah-h!"
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He definitely did not appreciate the aching and the throbbing afterward, or his second shower that day.
A/N: I know it is super short, and mind you my partner in crime actually refuses to post this without a backup story, but I just have to post it up. Inspirations are hard to come by these days…