I wasn't going to write another chapter. I PROMISED myself that this would be the one shot that STAYS a one shot, but Mabulatious gave me an idea.

So here it is…

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Hmm… Another ridiculously boring day of school. Of all the schools I had forced to endure, this one was probably the worst. There wasn't even a library, for heaven's sake. What was there for me in the Atlanta Junior high other than boredom? I had already exceeded every teacher's in the school's knowledge, put together.

Ah… Rosalie. How vain. She was measuring her beauty against the 'prettiest' girl in the grade. As voted by the boys. Perhaps I should not have imparted that information. She was ridiculously vain even before she learned she had contesters.

I almost laughed. Contesters. Like anyone could measure her striking beauty.

Or her pig-headedness.

Jasper… he, as usual, was staring very resolutely out the window. Not thinking about the very appetizing young woman not to far from here.

Alice. Ah, Alice. Of all my family, I was closest to one of the most recent editions, her. She was just so adorable, tiny features and all.

But could still be hugely annoying when she wanted to get her way.

Emmett…

I choked.

Emmett was thinking.

Not about sport, or bets, or Rosalie (Thank god. Intruding in his mind at THOSE times were nearly unbearable.) But actually musing.

Dear lord, save us now.

"Edward?" Alice was looking at me strangely. I wondered why. I started to reply...

…

…

Did Emmett. Just say. Technically?

…

Alice sighed. "Edward, get off the floor, people are staring."

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0.0 Yea, pretty crap. But for those who missed it, Edward all but went into an epileptic fit.