Hello!!! For some reason I felt like writing a cracky, crazy, chaotic, OOC, one-shot story! So enjoy!
Niou: She doesn't own Prince of Tennis or us
Asuna: That's right!
Marui: Enjoy Asuna's wild imagination!
Asuna: Marui you say the sweetest things! –hugs him-
Niou: -sweatdrop-
Marui: Akaya quit trying to pop my unicorn balloon!!
Akaya: But Marui-senpai I can't help it!!! I love bugging you!! (grabs Marui's shirt climb onto Marui's shoulder's) Let me pop your balloon!!!
CLICK CLICK!!!
Marui: What the--?
Akaya: What was that? (tries to climb down but falls down taking Marui with him only to result in Marui laying on top of him)
CLICK CLICK!!!
Marui: Ok I'm getting fed up with the flashes who the heck is that?!?!
Akaya and Marui: (turns to see Niou taking pictures of them)
Akaya: (screams like a 5-year-old girl) Niou-senpai what are you doing?
Niou: Taking pictures what does it look like? And Akaya I really wished I recorded that girly scream of yours. Anyway I gotta go take pictures of everyone else (walks off)
Marui: Why do you think he's taking pictures us?
Akaya: Maybe he's gay.
Niou: (anger ping) I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yukimura: Sanada do you know who took my racket?
Sanada: Sorry Yukimura I don't.
Random schoolgirl: Sanada-kun!! Here you go I made this pie for you (hands him the pie.)
Sanada: Um thank you but why are you giving this to me?
Yukimura: Don't be so stern Genichirou.- I'm-beautiful-so-adore-me-not-this-piece-of-rock-smile- What's your name?
Random schoolgirl: Touki Shizuka, and Sanada-kun I really hope you like the pie! I just think your really cool and I wanted to give you something…
Sanada: Well thank you (lowers cap to hides his small blush)
Shizuka: You're welcome (walks off)
CLICK CLICK!!!
Sanada: What?
Niou: I totally caught that blush fukubuchou!
Yukimura: Niou WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
Niou: Taking pictures what does it look like?
Yukimura: Well quit it!!! I hate pictures!!!!!
Niou: (smirks) Good to know
CLICK CLICK!!!
Yukimura: NIOU!!! STOP IT NOW!!!!!
Sanada: Like oh my gosh Yukimura you're screaming like crazy!!
Yukimura: Genichirou WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU!!
Sanada: No Yukimura please don't!! I have pie in my hands!!!
Random first year: Sanada-fukubuchou watch out!!
BUMP
Sanada: (screams)
SPLAT!!!
Yanagi: Oh great
Sanada: Yukimura I'm sorry!!!!
Yukimura: (wipes the pie off his face) GENICHIROU!!! I'M GONNA FREAKIN' KILL YOU!!!!! (chases Sanada around the courts)
Niou:…
CLICK CLICK!!!!
Jackal: Niou what are you doing with that camera?
Niou: Taking pictures.
Jackal: Why?
Niou: You'll see…
Jackal: Are you gay?
SMACK!!!!
Jackal: OW!! Niou what was that?
Niou: I like girls jerk!!!! (sniff) I can't believe you would think that I'm gay. ME!! UWAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay well I'm bisexual because I've always liked Yagyuu's body...
Jackal: (sweatdrop)
BAM!!!!!!
Niou: Yo Jackal you okay?
Jackal: (unconscious from a tennis ball that him hit right in the nose)
Niou: Whoa he's got a nosebleed!!!!
CLICK CLICK!!!
Yanagi: Enough with the pictures Niou!!!!
Niou: No. By the way where's Yagyuu?
Yanagi: Some kid got mud on him on his way here, so he's taking a shower, why?
Niou: (smirks) Good to know…(sneaks into a shower stall next Yagyuu's)
Yagyuu: (singing) Lalala lala la la I'm taking a shower because I'm a gentleman and gentlemen always smell good lalalalala I'm getting mud off my body now lalalala… YAY I SMELL LIKE ROSES AND BANANAS!!!!!!!
Niou: (snickers) Oi Yagyuu!
Yagyuu: Who is interrupting my "Me Time"?
Niou: Say cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICK CLICK!!!
Yagyuu: Oh my freaking gosh!! Niou!!!!!!!!!!! You like totally ruined my "Me Time"!!!!!! I'M GONNA FREAKIN KILL YOU!!!!!! (chases after Niou)
Akaya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! YAGYUU-SENPAI ISN'T WEARING ANY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MENTAL VIRGINITY IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Niou: Yagyuu quit chasing after me butt naked!!! Save it for my room tonight!!!!!!!!!!
All: -sweatdrop-
Yukimura: Are we the only ones acting normal?
Sanada: What are you talking about? You've been acting like a freak all day dawg...
Yukimura: (gasp) Holy freakin hell!!! No you didn't just me call a dog!!! I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU!!!!! (strangles Sanada)
Sanada: Yukimura!! Let me go!!!! I'm gonna freakin piss in my pants man!!!!
CLICK CLICK!!!
All: ENOUGH WITH THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!
--The next day--
Marui: So why did Niou take pictures of us yesterday?
Yanagi: Don't know…(he suddenly notices a little stand surrounded by girls)
Akaya: What's that?
Jackal: Let's go see
All: (walks over to the mysterious stand only to find…)
Niou: Alright ladies!!! Come check out the latest "Embarrassing Photos of the Rikkai Tennis Regulars!!!"
All:NIOU!!!!!
Niou: I've got Marui and Akaya humping each other twice for 15,000 yen.
Fangirl 1: I'll buy it!!!!
Niou: SOLD!!!!!!! Here you go (hands the girl the photo)
Marui and Akaya: HEY!!!!
Niou: Next I've got a blushing Sanada for 5,000 yen!
Fangirl 2: I'll take it!
Niou: Sold!!!! Here you girl cutie (hands the photo to her)
Sanada: TARUNDUROU!!!!!
Niou: I've got Jackal hit right on the nose by a tennis ball and Yukimura's face covered in strawberry pie!!!!
Fangirl 3: Can I have both for 30,000 yen?
Niou: Works for me!!!! (takes the money and hands her the photos)
Yukimura: NIOU I'M GONNA FREAKIN KILL YOU!!!!!
Jackal: WHAT HE SAID!!!!
Niou: Now I've got Yukimura strangling Sanada twice and Yagyuu taking a shower with NO glasses on!!
Fangirls: Kyaaa!!! Yagyuu-senpai!!!!!!
Yagyuu: (blanches)
Fangirl 4: I'll take a picture of Yukimura strangling Sanada, I never liked him…
Sanada: (blanches)
Niou: 20,000 yen
Fangirl 4: Alright (hands him the money)
Niou: Who will take the other strangled Sanada photo?
Fangirl 6: ME!! I'LL TAKE IT for 40,000 yen!!
Niou: Ok then (gives her the photo) I'm ladies but that's all the photos I have for now
Fangirls: Awww
Niou: I'll take more soon okay? Bye!!
Fangirls: Bye Niou-senpai!!!!
Fangirl 7: I LOVE YOU NIOU-SENPAI!!
Niou: Everyone does (turns around only to see and enraged Rikkai tennis team)
All: (dark aura) NIOU!!! WE'RE GONNA FREAKIN KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Niou:…(screams like a girl and runs)
All: WE'RE GONNA FREAKIN KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Niou: EEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO SEXY TO DIE!!!!!!! MY HOT BOD PROVES IT!!!!
…that was bizarre…anyway that was my first crack story please review!!!!! I really appreciate it!! And sorry for the OOCness!!!! I love you anyway though