Okay basic run through; I was doing the dishes and listening to my ipod when I suddenly had this idea pop into my head. What would things be like if Sam was the smart "nerd" and Freddie was the one with the attitude that everybody feared or thought was "cool"? Huh, we are about to find out. Welcome to my world. Each chapter will be represented by a song.

Chapter One: Yummy by Gwen Stefani

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Chapter One: Yummy

I'm feelin yummy head to toe
(You see me)
Ain't got no patience so let's go
(You see me)
Look, I'm diet drama
Wanna spend the night?
Don't bring pajamas
Man there's so much heat beneath these clothes
(You see me)

"Oh my gosh, Sam, just look at him." My closest friend Carly sighed as she leaned lazily against the locker next to mine and just slumped there. I was currently getting my English literature book out for my next period class so my face was stuck in my locker as I fished through my many books and extra credit projects I had pre-done just in case.

"Mhm…yup." I muttered absentmindedly as I organized some out of place papers. I hated when my papers were not in alphabetical-date order.

"Sam!?" She practically scorned. I jumped a bit, coming out of my daze and refocusing on what my friend had to say.

I shut my locker while tucking my text book under my arm to see Carly looking at me with raised eyebrows. I looked around aimlessly avoiding her eyes as if to find the answer to her strange look anywhere but her face.

"Were you paying attention?" She asked laughing lightly. I shrugged my shoulders as I tucked some stray blonde hair behind my ear. She rolled her eyes at me and went behind me. I furrowed my brow wondering what she was doing until she placed her hands on either side of my head and jerked my head to stare down the hall.

"Hello! Do ya see what I am talking about!?" She questioned shaking my head up and down. I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms over my chest.

"Well actually I can't due to the fact that you keep shaking my head." I chided. She quickly removed her hands from my head and moved to my side, smiling sheepishly. I laughed along with her but dryly and more sarcastically.

"Sorry…but you see what I'm talking about right?" She questioned as a small rush of excitement flashed across her face. I quirked an eyebrow and glanced down the hall again. All I saw were three guys standing by a locker; nothing special in my opinion.

"Um…no?" I said a bit unsure. I don't understand what she was trying to point out to me. All I saw was Jake, Shane and…oh now I get it. My confusion washed away as disgust set in. I wrinkled my nose as Carly stared on completely swooning.

"I'm talking about…" She began hastily as she grabbed my shoulders giving them a forceful shake.

"Freddie Benson, yea I see him." I sighed adjusting my backpack on my shoulder as I removed Carly's tightening grip. She stepped away from me with shock written all over her face as if she had just seen a ghost.

"How can you be so nonchalant when it comes to him!? He has to be the hottest guy at Sendrick High and he's only a sophomore like us!" Carly gushed as she clenched her fists in excitement. I resisted the urge to roll my eyes.

"Not to mention rudest, bad-est, and not to mention dumbest guy at Sendrick High…" I listed off as I tried to get past her and to English class. I liked getting to class before the bell. There was never a time when I was tardy due to that personal rule I made for myself.

Despite this, overall what Carly said is very true and I was also right as well. Fredward Benson had to be the worst guy on this planet…in my eyes at least. To everybody else he was a God mainly because they feared him. He owned this school and he even had the principle in the palm of his hand. I'm still trying to understand how he can call his teachers by their first names. I considered that highly disrespectful. However despite all his horrific qualities it was hard to argue that he was not the most handsome guy you'd ever lay eyes on.

From his dazzling brown eyes to his attractive 5ft11 height, he could make any girl swoon, especially my best friend Carly. His disheveled spiked brown hair and seducing smile was enough to make anybody fall for him…but I'm not anybody. No amount of perfectly toned physique will bring me to the whim of this guy like it has everybody else and of course I got tormented because of this.

I am the dork after all or at least that is what I have been labeled as. It all started back when I entered sixth grade with glasses, braces, and an excited need to learn more and prepare for my future. I was ridiculed no doubt but Carly Shay, my wonderful best friend has fended off the bullies for as long as I can remember; that's why she's my best friend. Luckily my braces were removed so the teasing has lowered a bit. The only person she never attempted to drive away was Freddie Benson who gets on my nerves without even trying.

"Sam," Carly hissed grabbing me by my shoulder and pulled me back. I gazed at the ceiling silently praying for patience. This was simply not worth my time. "You can't go throwing around stuff like that. If someone hears and takes it to him he won't hesitate to go after you."

"You're just saying that because you think he's hot." I pointed out with a blank stare directed straight at her. She snorted and shook her head in disagreement. I continued to stare at her.

"No! He's a jerk-why would I ever-I mean he's not- okay I give up he is so yummy!" Carly broke down lowering her head in defeat. I chuckled lightly at her and gave her arm a quick nudge.

"Yummy Carls? More like disgusting…" I grumbled as an unpleasant shiver went down my spine as I gazed down the hall to see the object of my friends and many other girls' affection, laughing openly at something one of his followers had said. I wonder why nobody has classified them as a gang yet…

"You're just saying that." Carly accused with a sly grin on her face. I shook my head at her and began my trek down the hall towards English class, which meant I had to pass Fredward and his band of idiots.

"I'll see you later Carly!" I called towards her as I glanced back at her over my shoulder. She smiled at me and nodded before heading in the opposite direction. I turned my gaze forward again only to crash into someone and fall flat on my butt with my book clattering to floor with a faint thud.

An audible gasp could be heard as my glasses were knocked off of my face. They weren't of much use to me because my eyesight was practically flawless, but I've been wearing them for so long I felt I looked better with them. I groaned as I quickly snatched them up and placed them back on.

"Those glasses are of no use if ya can't see what's right in front of ya." A voice commented rudely. I blinked a few times to see someone sitting opposite to me on the floor. My stomach lurched when I recognized it was none other than Freddie.

"Please, your brain is of no use if it doesn't function properly." I retorted as I retrieved my book and stood to my feet. I brushed off the back of my tweed jacket and matching skirt and Freddie quickly stood to his feet with his eyes narrowed into a glare.

"Such a smart mouth on such a dorky girl." He chuckled dryly shoving his hands into his pockets. I pursed my lips avoiding anymore confrontation with a retort. "Usually I would find this attractive but considering it's you, you have nothing to worry about."

"If you would be so kind as to excuse me, I have an English class I need to get to; one that you should be going to as well." I said hoping he'd catch the obvious hint. His mouth curved up into a crooked smile and I avoided his face at all costs. He was rather intimidating.

"Aha, you don't have to worry about me, princess. I always show up sooner or later." He chuckled passing me by. I glanced over my shoulder at him and let out an annoyed sigh.

"My name is Samantha, not princess." I could tell the term was anything but affectionate and I was not going to let him give me any type of name that demeaned me. He turned around to face me and began walking backwards; that crooked smile of his was not pulled into a mischievous smirk.

"Whatever you say Baby doll." He cooed as his sinister chuckle filled my ears once again. I rolled my blue eyes as I slumped my shoulders. The chuckles of people around me followed me as I went down the hall and on my way to English class.

So I wanna know how you all liked it. Was it good? Bad? Annoying? Completely out of context…well actually I was going for that. Oh well I just want reviews because it helps me know my good from my bad so Pweez drop me a review and I'll keep typing.

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