A/n: Got a new story idea. Though, it's has only one chapter. Oh well! Nothin else to say. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or the comic I sorta got the idea off of. I forget what it's called, but I don't own it anyway. Also, I do not own 'Summer Rain' either.

A Day in the Life of Xigbar

Ah, life in the organization is swell. Heheheh, swell. Ehem, anyway, I love my life it's so much fun! Even if we don't have hearts.

1. Xemnas

Xigbar woke up one morning. He yawned and zipped up his organization cloak. He gave himself a thumbs-up as he looked in the mirror.

"Haha, oh yeah. Lookin good, Xiggy."

He exited his room and walked down the hallway.

Near the end he could see the Superior. Xigbar chuckled to himself.

"Yo, whazup, Mister Superior?"

The Superior's eyes narrowed at the sight of the Nobody.

"Should I be suspicious, 2?" He asked.

"Why should you be?"

Xemnas sighed and shook his head. "Just don't hurt yourself."

"Yessir," Xemnas nodded to him and continued walking. Xigbar snorted. "Mansex."

Xemnas whirled around. "Do not call me that."

"Or you'll what…Mansex?"

He stared at the ceiling.

"Curse you, internet!"

"Don't forget to add the rabid fangirls."

Xemnas glared at Xigbar. "Don't help, 2."

Xigbar saluted him. "Right away, sir."

3. Xaldin

Xigbar walked into the kitchen. He found Xaldin preparing breakfast.

"Don't cut off any fingers." Xigbar warned.

"Go away, Xigbar." Xaldin muttered not bothering to look up.

Xigbar wagged a finger at the other member. "Don't talk like that to a superior member."

"I'm really not in the mood for you right now."

"Sheesh, somebody, or should I say Nobody, is cranky." Xigbar said chuckling.

Xaldin growled, but didn't say anything. Instead one of his six lances aimed at Xigbar.

He raised his arms in surrender and backed off. "Ok, ok. You win, Xaldy. Just remember your place in the future."

Xaldin couldn't hold back a laugh as his lance disappeared. "Remember my place? Believe me, 2; I'm far more mature than you."

Xigbar waved his arms around trying to act scared. "Whoo, I'm so scared."

The lance reappeared and planted itself in the Nobody's chest.

"Be glad we don't have hearts."

"LOL." Xigbar said fingering the lance. When it disappeared once more he left the room.

4. Vexen

Xigbar skipped down the stairs. He was heading for the lowest level of the castle. Vexen's dungeon.

Just outside the door he opened a portal. He appeared standing upside-down in the room. He was directly above Vexen.

Vexen was leaning over a bottle filled with a purplish liquid. He steadied it with his right hand. With his other hand, Vexen held a small test tube with green liquid in it. He was tipping it gently into the other tube trying to get just a drop out.

Xigbar chuckled quietly to himself. This was a perfect opportunity.

"BOOOO!" he yelled in the other's ear.

The Nobody flinched and accidentally poured all of the green liquid into the other tube.

A small explosion went up into Vexen's face.

He turned to the one who had disturbed his research. He swore under his breath. It was Xigbar. Of course.

Xigbar, who was still standing upside-down, looked at Vexen innocently his eyebrows raised He licked his finger and put out the small flame on one of the many hair's that were out of place. He was trying not to burst from laughing.

"Out!" Vexen hissed pointing to the door.

"Aww, don't be like that, Vexen." Xigbar said coming down from the ceiling.

"I said out."

"Well, ok, if you say so."

"I do."

"You know, I think you and I could become really great friends."

"Oh for the love of Kingdom Hearts, get out!"

Xigbar chuckled and left Vexen to cry over his destroyed hair.

5. Lexaeus

Xigbar sat on the couch. He was bored out of his mind.

Then, Lexaeus sat down across from him. Xigbar grinned to himself and settled down to stare at the Nobody.

After a couple minutes, Lexaeus sighed. "Alright, Xigbar, what do you want?"

"Wow! That's the most I've ever heard you say!" Xigbar exclaimed sitting up a little straighter.

"That's great." Lexaeus said rolling his eyes. Zexion was so much easier to talk to. That was mostly because he was the one who did the talking. At least it was intelligent. Xigbar was just plain stupid with a capital 'S'.

"So why are you always so quiet?"

"I don't have anything to say."

"And?"

"And what?"

"What else?"

"And I don't like to talk when there's nothing to talk about. I only talk if there's a reason to. Something you should practice."

Xigbar waved him off. "Oh pah-lease! Like that would change anything."

Lexaeus chuckled. "Oh I think it would."

"Wait, I really don't know what we're talking about."

Lexaeus rolled his eyes and got up.

"Where ya going, Lexy."

"Got things to do."

"Oh, ok. Buh-bye!"

"Um, ok, see ya."

A/n: I'm sorry, I had to split them up. It was getting way too long. I was only on Marluxia and I almost had eleven pages. Hope you don't mind. The other chapter is already over halfway done since I cut and pasted half of this one. So, I'll probably have it up later tonight. Please review!

'Buh-bye now.'