Disclaimer I don't know any of these Characters or am profiting from them. So don't sue me ;P. Also another Shout out to DaisyJane, for which this story would be totally crap without her input and dialog rewrites. Hope everyone likes this intro chapter. Don't know how long this story will be.

Switcheroo

Chapter 1: The Switch

The night was cloudless and bright as the full moon looked down from the heavens to watch over the people of New York City.

The figure in black swiftly moved along the top of the roof, night time was usually a blanket of cover for the thief, but not this night due to the full moon. The dark figure crouched near the skylight and wiggled the slim piece of metal into the locking mechanism. With a soft click the lock was disabled and the thief lifted the large window pane and latched a hook onto the window's frame. With the skills of an acrobat the lithe figure descended to the ground floor. The thief moved stealthily toward to the new exhibits on Ancient Egypt.

The room was large in scale. The polished floor glistened with the available light that entered the room. Ancient Egyptian artifacts were on display. The center piece of the exhibit was encased in a glass box. The golden statue of a cat looked as new as the day it was made over three thousand years ago. The burglar walked towards the statue and stopped in front of it.

With a slow and even movements the thief lifted a single diamond tipped taloned hand and placed it on the glass enclosure. With a few twists of the hand a part of the glass box was removed. With practiced hands the golden cat statue was removed from the box. Catwoman looked at her prize and smiled in feline satisfaction.

"Okay put the statue back and I will not have to hurt you," a melodic feminine voice rang out from behind her. With cat like reflexes Catwoman turned and flicked her cat-o-nine tails at the person who spoke up. With equal to better reflexes and speed the whip was defected with a metal ting.

"Purrfect reflexes! How did you know I was going to break in here?" the Catwoman purred.

"The Themysciran embassy is next door and I saw you entering through the window!" Wonder Woman replied, "Hand over the statue Catwoman!" Diana commanded as she stepped into the moonlight that came through the few windows in the room.

"Now why would I do that?" Catwoman smirked pretending not to be intimated by the Amazing Amazon as she slowly started to back up.

Diana launched herself into the air and landed a few feet away from Catwoman. "Just hand it over. I don't want to start a fight as I would prefer not to destroy the beautiful displays. We might end up breaking something important." Diana said with her hand out and her eyes narrowed in a fierce glare. Catwoman smiled and slowly started to hand over the object, but instead flung it into the air behind her. With the grace of a ballerina, Catwoman flipped through a few back handsprings, then stopped and caught the statue before it hit the ground.

Catwoman turned, but Diana was already standing in front of her. Diana grabbed the statue and they started to struggle for it. Diana tempered her powers so as not to hurt Catwoman or destroy the museum. As full moon's light hit the statue it started to glow while the two females fought over it. Suddenly the statue flashed a brilliant light that blinded both women before the energy knocked them out.

Catwoman was the first to regain consciousness, she slowly rose to her feet feel dizzy and disoriented. All she could think of was getting out of the museum while she had the chance. She exited the main exhibit room into a large hallway. The hallway had a few large mirrors embedded into the walls. As Catwoman passed the first mirror she leaped back in fright. She saw the reflection of Wonder Woman and immediately turned to continue the fight by trying to surprise the Amazon. To her confusion Wonder Woman wasn't there. She turned her head to look at the mirror again and noticed Wonder Woman but she didn't see herself reflected in the mirror. She moved toward the mirror stunned to realize that she was in Wonder Woman's body.

A catlike smile spread across Wonder Woman's face. Catwoman laughed out loud and the sound was not her normal chirpy laugh but a lower more melodic sound of laughter. "Very interesting," Catwoman spoke out in Wonder Woman's voice.

Several minutes later Diana awoke to find herself lying on the floor of the museum. She got up, and shook her head to clear the cobwebs from her mind. She looked down on the ground in confusion she knew something was off. She couldn't put her finger on it for a moment. Then it hit her like a truck; she was wearing a black leather catsuit. Diana lifted her hand to her face and instead of touching her tiara she touched a cowl instead. She moved slowly to a mirror across the room and stared at herself in shock. She was no longer in her Amazon body, she was in Catwoman's.

'What is going on?!' Diana's mind raced. She needed to get out of there and to a place where she could think. Out of habit she tried to lift of the floor but realized her powers were gone because she was in Selina's body. Dismayed at not being able to fly Diana left the room on foot. She quickly made her way into the embassy. Once inside she went to a mirror and pulled off the cowl. She saw Selina Kyle's green-eyed face in the reflection.

"Great Hera!" see cursed in a voice not her own. She sounded just like that snippy Catwoman. Diana continued to stare into the mirror and seeing the face of another woman.

Diana pulled herself out of her stupor and giving Selina Kyle's a final glance she went into her bedroom to change. She removed the catsuit and but on some black leggings and a long grey cashmere sweater. She put the black boots from Catwoman's costume back on since none of Diana's shoes would fit Selina. She then wondered who she should contact. Her communicator was with her body so she would have to contact someone either by phone or in person. The only person she thought of was Batman. Catwoman was one of his rouges besides being his ex-girlfriend; he would know the best way to deal with her. Grabbing her car keys and a trench coat she left the embassy and started the long drive to Gotham.

Meanwhile Selina Kyle, aka Catwoman, now Wonder Woman was giggling like a teenage girl as she experimented with flying and was high in the sky and looking down at the world. 'A girl could get used to this,' Selina thought happily. Then her mind started to ponder all the possibilities. No more needing to sneak around in the night to steal a few bobbles of jewelry. 'I can set myself up for life in one night with Wonder Woman's powers,' she thought to herself.

Subconsciously Selina was flying in the direction of Gotham. She was thinking about what places to hit first when she noticed where she was. Gotham her old play ground, she could really mess with the Bat tonight. Who knew how long this boon would last. A few more minutes, hours maybe even days? 'Might as well get started before my good fortune runs out,' Selina thought to herself with a huge grin on Wonder Woman's face.

Batman had been hearing about a lot of break ins all night on his police scanner in the Batmobile. Who ever was hitting the jewelry stores and banks was doing it fast. Batman stopped the car and shot a d-cell line up to the roof of a nearby building. He scanned the streets below before he flipped over a cover that protected the mini LCD display on his forearm. The blinking lights on the map were showing the places that had been broken into. His detective eyes could detect no pattern to the location of the robberies. The patterns seemed to be random as if somebody was walking around the city robbing any place that seemed convenient.

Batman investigated a few of the break ins but only found that the places had been entered by someone possessing meta strength and speed. The security cameras were crushed. No finger prints could be found except for a fist print in a metal vault door of which he took a sample . Batman took a few pictures of the impacted metal vault door and left the scene.

He was trying to figure out if it was one of the usuals suspects, but most were safely in Arkham and the ones that were not didn't have the meta human strength to do these crimes. Batman was faced with the possibility of a new criminal meta in Gotham. Just what he needed. Batman decided to end the patrol for the night and to look at the evidence in the Cave.

Selina had scored big tonight, seven jewelry stores and three banks. Having meta powers was great. She had hidden the stolen goods in an old, out of the way abandoned factory that she had used before. 'Not a bad haul for thirty minutes work, if I still have the powers tomorrow I will hit Metropolis,' she thought to herself gleefully for a moment. 'Or maybe not as Superman is pretty damn fast and stronger than Wonder Woman.'

Selina made sure that her loot would be safe and accessible for when she was transferred back to her real body. She then left the run down old factory. She flew around for awhile enjoying the freedom of it all but soon she became bored. She didn't feel like committing anymore robberies. Suddenly mischief gleamed in her eyes. 'Wouldn't it be a hoot to mess with Batman. I can imitate that uptight Amazon princes,' she thought to herself. 'He and Wonder Bra are in the Justice League together and knowing the Bat, if Wonder Chick suddenly came to his city and hit on him it would freak him out and piss him off. I could cause a little trouble in the Justice League.' Selina laughed, no longer was she bored as she turned in the direction of Wayne Manor.

Batman was sitting in front of the computer and looking at and cataloging the evidence from tonight. He heard a faint sound and knew someone was entering the Batcave. He or she was coming down the tunnel that he used for the Batmobile to enter and exit the Cave. Batman grabbed a batarang from his belt and rose from his seat.

Batman was in a classic shoulders rounded pose, hiding his hands within his cape as she entered the Cave. Once the figure was close enough to the light for Batman to see her, he put the batarang away, sat back down and barked, "What are you doing here Princess?"

Selina in Wonder Womans body landed behind the chair Batman was in and said "I couldn't sleep and thought we could talk."

Batman had already turned his attention back to the over large screen. "I'm busy," Batman said in his usual emotionless monotone.

Selina smiled and looked around, "Busy with what? Maybe I can help."

Batman tightened this jaw and then relaxed it before he spoke "I don't need your help but there have been a rash of robberies tonight and I'm looking for clues."

Selina turned on Wonder Woman's heels and looked at what Batman was doing, "So you have had a busy night, lucky you. I've been bored for most of it."

Batman shook his head and said, "I'm not in the mood to talk tonight, Diana, so go find someone else to entertain you."

Selina placed a hand on to the Dark Knight's shoulder and leaned in a bit closer, "Why are you always a grumpy person, Bats?!" She asked in a playful tone. Batman's had not liked when Diana had touched him but her amused tone snapped his last nerve. With the speed and grace of a meta, Batman stood and grabbed Wonder Woman pushing her against the computer.

"Don't play games with me, Diana." Batman growled into her face. Selina cocked one of Diana's eyebrows and licked her lips before she grabbed the Dark Knight with both hands and kissed him on the lips. Selina was surprised that he kissed her back passionately, that was not what she expected. 'Could there be something between Batman and Wonder Babe,' Selina wondered. The thought robbed her of all the excitement she was having messing with Batman. She didn't like knowing he desired someone else.

Batman, after a few seconds of kissing someone he thought was Diana, pulled back his breathing harsh with desire.

"Why are you doing this, Princess" Batman whispered before he buried his face in her neck.

Selina felt heat rush through her body but was a little upset at finding out her Bats had a thing for Wonder Bitch. She grabbed Batman by the emblem of his suit and pulled him even closer. "I'm trying to seduce you." Selina said in Diana's dulcet voice. Selina noticed how Batman's adam's apple moved up and down like he was trying to swallow down his passion.

"Is is working?" Selina asked hoping he would push her away.

"Yes!" he hissed before pulling her into a hard and hot kiss. Selina felt her chest constrict with pain but she continued to kiss him. Selina slowly pulled his cowl off his head. With his face exposed Selina could see the lust and love in his eyes for Diana. The same look he use to give her so long ago. Anger burned within her. Selina, with the strength of Wonder Woman, ripped Batman's kevlar armored suit like paper. Bruce's massive chest was exposed. Bruce almost cried out in shock but caught himself before he did.

Bruce finally noticed that Diana seemed upset. "Diana what is wrong, I thought that you wanted this?"

Selina eyes traveled up his chest to his face and then to peered into his eyes. "I do!" Selina said with a little venom in her voice. With a pull the rest of the vest came off his chest, leaving his arms encased. Selina grabbed Bruce by the back of the neck and pulled him into a passion filled kiss.

Bruce felt confused and the Batman half of him took over with cool logic. 'Something isn't right here' the Bat thought, 'Diana may flirt but she isn't coy and she never seemed the type to try and seduce him .' Bruce tried to pull away, but the harder he pulled and more she pulled him back. With his eyes opened in shock he noticed a single tear fall from Diana's eye, confusing him more as Diana wasn't the type to cry. As the kiss continued she continued to remove Batman's suit. Batman continued to kiss her as he carefully curled his hand around Diana's hip and grabbed her lasso.

With slow measured movements Batman wrapped Diana with her own lasso while she was distracted kissing him. Then he pulled away from the heated kiss.

"Why are you acting this way, Diana," Batman commanded as the lasso glowed.

Selina felt the burning sensation around her. Without realizing it she spoke "I'm not Diana."

Batman's face remained stoic but Bruce was shocked. "Who are you?" he commanded harshly.

"Selina Kyle," was forced out of her mouth. She couldn't lie and she couldn't break out of the lasso and his grip no matter how much she struggled.

"HOW?!" Batman growled.

Selina looked at Batman "Wonder Woman caught me trying to steal, we struggled for the object, there was a blinding light and I woke in her body." Selina hated how the lasso was forcing her to tell him the truth. She couldn't understand why she couldn't break free of his grip, she was meta human after all.

"Where is your body?" Batman asked as calmly as he could, he was worried about Diana and what Selina may have done to her.

Selina shrugged shoulders and looked into Batman's chest embarrassed by her answer, "Don't know, I was sort of dizzy and confused when I woke up. I guess she is in the museum."

Batman felt some relief that Selina hadn't harmed Diana. He pulled Selina closer to him and spoke quietly,"What were you trying to steal?"

Selina turned away and tried to say nothing but the lasso forced the answer out of her mouth, "A golden statue of Bastet.(1)"

Batman turned towards his computer and pulled Selina with him. He sat in his chair and started typing in to the console, while never letting go of the lasso. "From what city were you trying to steal this statue, Selina?" Batman asked flatly.

"A museum in New York, American Museum of Natural History." Selina stated much to her irritation.

Batman continued to type and search before turning to Selina "Looks like we are going to need that statue and Diana to switch the both of you back to normal." Batman rubbed his the bridge of his nose as he felt a headache coming on. Then he realized something. "Did you commit all those robberies tonight?"

Selina swallowed hard to force the words back down but they came out anyway, "Yes, this body make it easy."

"Selina!" he growled. "When this is all over you are going to return everything and you are going to prison."

Selina just looked at him a shocked expression on her Wonder Woman face.

"Sorry to interrupt what appears to be an interesting conversation but Master Bruce you another guest upstairs." Alfred spoke out from the stairway.

Bruce turned and asked "Is it Selina Kyle, by chance?"

"Yes, but how..." Alfred perfectly smooth English butler facade failed for a moment but he quickly recovered, " Never mind sir. She is waiting for you in the front sitting room."

Bruce stood up and pulled Selina with him, "Be a good girl, do what I say and follow me. And please don't start annoying me." Bruce commanded as he pulled Selina up to the Manor.

Diana was sitting on the sofa with her elbows on her knees and her face in her hands. She ran her hands through Selina's short dark hair as she heard someone approaching the sitting room. Bruce stopped beside the closed doors. He turned to Selina and spoke, "Stand here and don't interrupt me." Selina nodded her head in agreement but hated that she felt compelled to do everything he said.

Bruce opened the sliding doors and stood at the entrance. Diana turned Selina's head toward him and looked at Bruce with an uneasy expression on her borrowed face. "Bruce I need your help." Diana spoke out. "I'm not who I appear to be."

"I already know Princess," Bruce said dryly his expression softening as he looked at her.

Diana was surprised. She had expected to have to work hard to convince him that she was Diana and not Selina, but he already seemed to know. "How did you know?" Diana asked in amazement.

"Selina can't impersonate you very well." Bruce stated as he pulled Selina into view. Diana's eyes narrowed in slits and she hopped up from the sofa charging at Selina, "You little piece of Cerberus dung." Diana growled out as she started to approach the two.

Bruce stepped in front of Diana blocking her while Selina took a few steps back hiding behind Bruce.

"Hold on a second Diana." Bruce said forcing Diana to stop by gripping her shoulders. "We have to figure out how to reverse this process and your attacking Selina will not help. Also as it stands now you would only be harming yourself."

Diana stared angrily into his eyes, miffed at how he was trying to protect his precious Selina. But something in Bruce's tender expression diffused her anger made Diana rethink that thought. She knew he was right it just galled her not to be able to wring her neck. Besides Selina had her powers as well as her body and there was no way she would be able to win a fight with her at the moment.

Diana dropped her head in defeat. Then she looked at the Bruce her mouth twisting into a smirk,"Why are you only wearing just your batsuit pants?" Diana asked.

Bruce's face turned a mild shade of pink "We need to figure..."

Selina spoke up feeling forced by the lasso to tell the truth,"I was having my way with him until he figured out I wasn't YOU!" Selina spit out the last word. She wished that she could keep her mouth shut.

Diana made a sour face which quickly melted into a small mischievous smile and she cocked an eye brow, "I didn't interrupt something did I Bruce?"

Bruce's face turned very serious for a second "NO!" he said a little to quickly.

Diana smiled with a knowing glint in her eyes. "I have to make a few phone calls can you two manage not to tear my house down?" Bruce spoke as he looked at both women.

"I can Brucie," Selina was forced to say and she was still wrapped in the lasso.

Diana rolled her eyes, "Give me the lasso Bruce I will watch over her."

Bruce could see the tension in her stance. "Diana promise me you will only keep an eye on her nothing else," he asked.

Diana blew out a loud breath and replied, "I promise!"

Bruce handed the other end of the lasso to Diana and walked out of the room. Alfred was standing just outside the door and he handed Bruce the cordless phone.

Alfred walked over to the door way and watched as a woman who appeared to be Selina lead a bound Wonder Woman to the sofa, though he had listened to their conversation and knew about the switcheroo. Bruce in the mean time dialed the phone and walked into the room across the hall.

"Hello." a tired voice groaned.

"Zatanna I need your help ASAP." Batman said in his usual monotone.

"Bruce is that you?" Zatanna asked suddenly fully awake and annoyed.

"Yes." Bruce replied.

"Damn it Bruce its three o'clock in the morning! Why is it every time you call me its because you need my help and it is the middle of the frigging night!" a tired but infuriated Zatanna asked.

"I know I'm sorry but you're the only one I know that can help out in this situation. It involves Diana." Bruce pleaded.

Zatanna laid into him "Of course it does. You never call me for something like a party or even for dinner, only when you girlfriend is in trouble." Zatanna liked Diana and knew she would help her no matter what but she wanted Bruce to suffer a little for neglecting their friendship. "If I do help you what do I get out of this?"

"First Diana is not my girlfriend. Second what do you want, Zatanna?" he knew that asking her would be trouble.

He could almost see the smile on Zatanna's face as she said. "First stop calling me in the middle of the night, second I want my father's pick set back and third I want you to call just to chat like friends do every once and awhile!"

Bruce closed his eyes "Agreed!"

"Good now where are you?" Zatanna demanded.

"At home." Bruce spoke as if he was a broken man. That headache he thought he was getting had exploded full blown in his head.

"Good I will be over as soon as I can," Zatanna didn't even wait for Bruce to reply as she hung up the phone on him.

"I hate magic." Bruce groaned quietly. He placed the receiver back on the phone base and left the room. As he entered the sitting room he saw that Diana and Selina were sitting on the sofa giving each other the evil eye.

"Help is on the way." Bruce said to no one in particular. He went to the bar and made himself a drink, breaking his no alcohol rule. Sipping the drink Bruce rubbed his eyes as his head pounded. He had the worst feeling that even with Zatanna's help this problem would not be easily solved.

(1) Bastet is an ancient Egyptian solar and war goddess who is similar to a lioness in appearance.