People, I think I've finally cracked when it comes to Death Note. After hearing multiple different versions of T.I.'s song "Whatever You Like" I've come up with this! I thank Alphacat on Youtube for starting my interest in the song to begin with…and then Weird Al for redoing it in a totally silly way that made me think, 'Heck, why not do one for Light?' I've already done a song for L in case you're wondering; I'd be grateful if you went and checked it out. Until then, do enjoy this. There might be a tad bit of a problem in the second verse with singing along, but I'm sure you'll pick up the tune. The best way to read this is by playing the real song very quietly in the background…that's how I was able to write this!
You know, when I first got that notebook, I was thinking…
I can do whatever I like…
Yeah, I can do whatever I like (yeah)…
~.~.~
Create a world with my own hands
And lower crime rate, that's the plan
Yes, I can do whatever I like (I like)
Yeah, I can do whatever I like (I like)…yeah
Write your name down in my notebook
If I simply don't like how you look,
Now, I can do whatever I like (I like)
Yes, I can do whatever I like (I like)…yeah.
~.~.~
That day started boring, lectures that had me snoring
Looked up out the window to see a book that was falling
What the heck could this be? 'Death Note'? Someone's joking!
All these kids around and yet it chose me!
So, I took this pen, wrote a name down
Next thing you know, I had killed a crowd
They're evil, I'm justice
There's a reason I must've
Been chosen for this great book I found!
~.~.~
Create a world with my own hands
And lower crime rate, that's the plan
Yes, I can do whatever I like (I like)
Yeah, I can do whatever I like (I like)…yeah
Write your name down in my notebook
If I simply don't like how you look,
Now, I can do whatever I like (I like)
Yes, I can do whatever I like (I like)…yeah
~.~.~
L tried to stop this, met up with my two fists
Had me in confinement, I was starting to get real pissed
Who was he to stop me? I can do as I please
Disposed of him with a smirk, it was real easy
I'll make people fear me, some might call me crazy
Not a thing is going to get in the way to stop me
Except for, who the hell is Mello, Matt, and Near?
Am I supposed to go and cower in fear? NO!
I'm the who can right the world's wrongs
Not a simple task, I know that this road is long
My vision will come to be the new era
As the world's god, lord and savior, I'm Kira
Look, I took this pen, wrote a name down
Next thing you know, I had killed a crowd
They're evil, I'm justice
There's a reason I must've
Been chosen for this great book I found
~.~.~
Create a world with my own hands
And lower crime rate, that's the plan
Yes, I can do whatever I like (I like)
Yeah, I can do whatever I like (I like)…yeah
Write your name down in my notebook
If I simply don't like how you look,
Now, I can do whatever I like (I like)
Yes, I can do whatever I like (I like)…yeah
~.~.~
(Matsu, drop the beat for me real quick!)
I said I'm talking per-fect harmony
Where innocence rules and we're happy
Time to clean the crime in these streets
Yes, Lord Kira is what we need (that's right!)
I took this pen, wrote a name down
Next thing you know, I had killed a crowd
They're evil, I'm justice
There's a reason I must've
Been chosen for this great book I found
~.~.~
Create a world with my own hands
And lower crime rate, that's the plan
Yes, I can do whatever I like (I like)
Yeah, I can do whatever I like (I like)…yeah
Write your name down in my notebook
If I simply don't like how you look,
Now, I can do whatever I like (I like)
Yes, I can do whatever I like (I like)…yeah
Alrighty then…I still can't believe I posted this, but the deed is done. So, no matter if you did or didn't like it, I'd still like to hear your thoughts, 'kay? Thank ya kindly!