A/N: Yeah, yeah I know I've been slacking on my Chaylor stories, but I've decided to try my hand at a total stereotypic story about Chad. You know the one's where he's rich, single and hot? Yeah soo this is called:

So Much for My Happy Ending…

Chad couldn't help but stare as he looked at himself in his bathroom mirror. He was hot, fine and successful, yet he couldn't keep a girl... Plus he was getting sick of his mother's not-so-subtle "When are you going to give this huge house a woman's touch and me grandchildren?" Every time he would always simply answer, "I'm working on it…" Before he could sink any deeper into his thoughts, his cell phone began to ring.

"Hello?"

"Chad, are you coming with us to the banquet thing tonight?" Troy asked

"Yeah man. What time?"

"A hour and a half…"

"Why are you just calling me now?" Chad asked, slightly irritated at Troy's forgetfulness

"I kind of forgot, but Jason and Zeke reminded me! I heard there are going to be some ladies." Chad's annoyance disappeared with the slight mention of women. Even though he couldn't keep a girlfriend, didn't mean he didn't want one.

"So how'd you and the blond work out?" Troy asked Chad. Chad laughs.

"Which one?"

"The tall, skinny, model looking one…"

"Kymy?"

"Yeah! She was fine as hell! What happen to her?"

"There was nothing there… She was only a good fuck…"

"Then why didn't you keep her?!"

"I don't really feel like explaining…" Chad said, sounding distant.

Yeah I don't feel like explaining how when we were fucking, she called me Michael…

"Alright well get off the phone and get ready, well be in front of the house to pick you up in an hour."

"Alright." Chad said as he hung up his phone. As he put on his slacks and matching blazer, his phone began to vibrate.

"Hello?"

"Is this Chad? This is Kasey, the girl you met last night… I just want to say yesterday night and morning, was amazing… I guess they call you God for a reason…" The girl gushed. Chad couldn't help but think, what the hell did she mean by they? Was she referring to the other women, who were part of his long history, of one night stands? Chad tried to remember all their names, but it was impossible.

"Let's see, there was Alisha, Karma, Alicia, Heather, Mariah, Grace, Margaret, Angie, Stacy, Jolisa, Jane, Alice, Julia, Nixa and….. Damn too many woman to remember! I've got to stop this…" Chad said to himself, once he hung up. After he was finished dressing, he heard a horn blow outside.