Hi ok this is just going to be a bunch of small stories with no special order, so take it as they come.

This little funny idea came when I the other morning followed my morning routine. Nothing works for me in the mornings if I don't have coffee first, and the other morning coffee wasn't available when I got up, so I had to run to the store to buy some first, which resulted in a car problem, hint I hadn't had coffee yet, I get to the store and I decided that I might as well get the one last thing I need for dinner that evening so I buy that too, on my way back to the car I drop the extra thing I bought and the glass container breaks, hint I still hadn't had coffee yet, I get home safely and starts the coffee, when I carry my cup to the table I spill most of it and I give up, takes a sip of what's left in the cup and voila this is what came into my head.

So I hope you will enjoy and I hope you will all look through all the gramma trouble and such.

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How to spill coffee.

He was typing furiously at his computer, annoyed that he was stuck with this damn report. But that was how his line of work went, first the fun part and then the damn paperwork. And always in three copies, with just the right amount of writing, without leaving anything out. He sighed deeply and grabbed his coffee mug, taking a large gulp from it.

This cup was his third in an hour, he tried to excuse it with that the mug was a small one. He was trying to give up caffeine, not so much for his own sake, more for his wife's. She was almost seven months pregnant and very sensitive, which also meant that he now had a stock supply of toothpaste, toothbrushes, mint pastels, gum and something Ziva had given him, to take the smell and taste of coffee.

Suddenly his computer made a weird sound and then the screen when black.

"No no no no no, I was almost done with it, damn technology. Get back on!" his voice got louder and louder as nothing happened, not even him shaking the screen helped. He made a whining sound and tried hitting the keys on the keyboard harder hoping to get some respond from the computer, but all that got him was a lot of beeping sounds and a clearing of throat behind him.

"Destroying federal property will be deducted from your paycheck agent Gibbs!" Director Shepard's voice informed him.

"Well this damn thing won't work, and I was almost done with the report then the screen went black. And I will not write this whole damn thing again by hand." He pointed at her.

"Well maybe if you asked nicely I would help you!" she lifted an eyebrow at him and smiled.

"Fine if you think you can fix it then be my guest!" he leaned back in his chair and watched her press a few keys and the screen turned on again, and she looked at him.

"So where you done or almost done?"

"Done!" he simply answered not wanting to add those small unimportant things and jeopardize the whole report again. He watched as she pressed buttons and then he heard the printer send out his report.

"See now, just treat it right Jethro and it will be much more cooperative, now I will just save it and…." She never got any further, because she tipped over his coffee mug and its contents spilled into the computer and it just made a hissing sound then it said poof and a tiny bit of smoke rose from the machine.

"Uhm I guess the Director's paycheck will be a little smaller this month, since she destroyed federal property!" he smirked and rose as she rose to a stand as well.

"Nah, I don't think so Jethro. You see actually it is your entire fault!"

"How can it ever be my fault?" he leaned against his desk by his hip.

"See you are the reason for me expanding, and since the cup tipped due to the fact that I'm 7 months pregnant with your child, then actually you've ruined two different federal properties, your directors figure and now a computer!" she smirked.

"I'm sorry Director, but you need to take the deduction in my paycheck, up with my wife. She will not be happy about it, I know her. And she is a red head so…" he leaned in and gave her a soft kiss.

"Well I guess we could see through fingers this time, with the computer, but I know SecNav would love to keelhaul you for getting me pregnant!" Jenny winked at him and gave him a kiss as he place a hand on top of their child. "Just don't tell him about the computer while you apologize for taking me off the marked."

He guided her towards the elevator to take her home for a good night's rest as he said "Well no need to cry over spilled coffee right!"

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I hope you enjoyed it, and found it funny. Please leave a little review.