Trailer Trash Twilight- One Shot AH. OOC.

This is my first attempt at ff. So I know it's not all that great, but I wanted to get something out there. I would appreciate reviews.

This fic is based on an annoying, yet popular song. If you can guess the song, you win a cookie!

JPOV

I own a bar on a road that's far off the main through town. It's always full of ragged, trashy people who just need to get away for a little while. Well, today was no different.

I haven't seen Edward leave here much lately. He's been fighting with his wife a lot, so he doesn't go home very often—even though he only lives in the trailer park down the road from this rickety old pace. He's been fighting with his wife, Bella I think is her name. Anyway, he actually left here today to go back home because he missed her or some shit like that.

Well, not even an hour later, Edward comes back here. He's got dirt and god knows what else all over him. I think he may even be bleeding.

"Dude, what the hell did you do?"

"Well, Jasper, I really did it this time."

"What? Did what, Edward?"

"When I went home to tell Bella that I love her and all that happy shit, she freaking hit me!"

"Why? You had to have done something. I've never seen Bella hit anyone besides that Tanya chick who tried to get in your pants"

"Heh. Well, something about the bills and how I don't have a job and I shouldn't be with her if I can't treat her right. I'm pretty sure the bitch was on some adderall or speed or somethin', dude."

"Well, what can I get you to drink this time, Edward?"

"Give me the best whiskey you've got 'cause I think I'm gonna go to jail pretty soon here."

"Wait a minute, dude. Jail? Did Bella call the cops or something? 'Cause that'd be really stupid since she's the one that hit you."

"Well, I was drunk and pissed off, so I grabbed the keys to that piece of shit truck she loves so much and I mighta wrecked it," he trailed off, staring into his glass.

"Aren't you on parole?!"

"Yeah…"

"Then why in the name of all that is holy would you steal her car if you know the cops will come? You're gonna go to jail again, man. You're my best customer; I'm gonna go bankrupt without you coming in all the time."

"I'm drunk, so I'm not thinking right. I'm probably gonna get 10 years now 'cause they're gonna pull my street time. So can you just feed me drinks until the cops show up. I wanna go in feelin' good."

"Well, man, I'm getting ready to shut down in about 45 minutes."

"I know, Jas, but please. I need to drown out this morning. Everything I used to love is out the window, so please just help me out, man. As a friend."

Then, after his third round, sirens were coming up the road. They know exactly where Edward was.

Edward got off his stool, and before he walked out the door to meet Officer McCarty, all he said was, "At least I'll get to see my friends again. See ya in a few years, man. Keep this place running so I can have a nice cold one when I get out."

And, with that, he was gone.

I should probably be surprised by something like this, but living in that trailer park for so long, it's really nothing new…