My name is Michael Tiberius (yes Tiberius, don't laugh or I'll cut you) Newton.

I am a vampire hunter. Although I do kill werewolves on occasion.

I was normal once, just like you. I had just graduated high school I was going to state. I had it all set up. But then it happened.

My mother was murdered, murdered by those…things.

We were taking a hike in the forest, my mother and I when a savage beast attacked her, he was so busy that he didn't even notice me and after he was done-Well what I found was my mother mutilated corpse. She had her neck gashed open her face was smashed in. Yet there wasn't an ounce of blood. There was a liquid though, one near my mother it was rather strange. I always had a curiosity towards strange liquids ever since 10th grade chemistry. I grabbed the substance and it burned my hand. My curiosity grew. I called the police to get my mother and stored as much of the liquid in my water bottle. I was devastated and that's why I took the liquid, some part of me said that it would lead me to whoever did this to her. But I knew what the beast was already. I've known since a family of them moved here (Forks Washington) and took my beloved Bella away from me. She was married to one of them now; rumor had it that they had a kid. Well that's all fine, but what I needed to do was ask them what the liquid was. So I would go to the only one I actually sort of liked. Carlisle.

You probably want to know how I found out, right?

Well, I'm not an imbecile anyone with half a brain can see something was up with those guys. The paleness, the fact that they never went to school when the sun was out, the freaky eye color change. I didn't know for sure until I planted cameras into the woods by their house. I have on tape Jasper Hale ripping a deer to pieces. I knew from then on, but I never said anything because they weren't doing anything. Then Bella came and her and Edward Cullen got jiggy with it. Ugh! I tried to stop her but she wouldn't listen. There only so much I could do, then I figured out that she knew, she had to have known.

I almost said something then but they left so I didn't think it was important.

But then they came back and they got back together and engaged! And then married it's all so wrong. I feel the coward for not warning Bella, but a part of me knew that she knew. And she didn't care! I should have just said the hell with that right off. But no, I am alas a moron. A stupid, stupid moron. So of course I still love her, even though I know she's doing a monster.

So after my mother's funeral I went to him. He actually had the nachos to go. As did his wife. Luckily none of the others went.

We were at the cemetery it was over my mother had been laid to rest and everyone was giving their condolences to my dad. I caught up to Dr. Cullen and the wife.

"Yo, Dr. Cullen!" I called.

He turned around and saw me.

"Oh Michael, I am so sorry about your loss." He said.

"Yeah whatever." I got the bottle out of my pocket. "What's this?"

Both their eyes bulged.

"Michael, where did you get that?" he asked alarmed.

"My mother's murderer." I answered.

"Ewwwww…" Esme said.

I looked at her. "Excuse me?"

"That's-oh Carlisle." She dug her face into his shoulder.

He wrapped his arm around her; it was all very sweet and a little gross.

"Michael, dispose of that immediately." Carlisle warned.

"Blow me you old yet very attractive old man." I said.

"Mike!" I heard my-ex Jessica Stanley behind me.

I groaned.

"I'm having a conversation here, Jessica will you please go away and let me grieve in peace!" I screamed back at her. She pouted and walked away.

I rolled my eyes and muttered "woman".

I turned back around to face them but they were already gone.