Guys, Ryan Ross and Jon Walker have left Panic At The Disco!

I know, random. I've been their fan since day one. But life goes on even if it hurts.

Now some more news: I will not update any of my stories till September. I have alot of things on my plate and I need some time. I might update sooner.

Thanks for the reviews and alerts.

And a big thank you to my awesome beta Escapee from the Asylum.

On with the fic!

Kakashi registered them in the computer.

"Okay gentlemen you're almost set, we just need you take some tests for us."

"What kind of tests?" Neji asked.

"Don't worry; it's just a standard safety test, for your pleasure." They could see Kakashi smirking underneath his scarf. Sasuke and Neji looked at each other. If Itachi was member here that means he had to take the test too.

"Okay" Sasuke answered for both of them.

"Aright, follow me gentlemen," Kakashi lead the men to a door located behind the reception desk. He scooped up a golden key and unlocked the door, signaling for them to follow. Sasuke and Neji entered a small hall with doors marked A to E. They could hear faint whispers and moans around them. Kakashi stopped in the middle of the hall and pointed at a door marked with a B.

"Uchiha-san, this is your room…" Then he pointed to one with a D. "Hyuuga-san this yours. Just go in there and relax, someone will be with you in a moment." Kakashi bowed and left them standing in the hall.

"Do you think it's safe?" Neji said while inspecting the door.

"Hn," Sasuke just shrugged it off. He looked at the door, trying to find a crack or something to let him see inside. Neji just opened his door.

"Well, I don't know about you but I want to get this over with, see you in while" He shut the door leaving Sasuke alone in the hall.

"Here goes nothing," He opened his own door and walked in, shutting if with his foot. The room was decorated like a doctor office.

`Maybe this won't be bad after all.´

He sat on the examination bed that was near the desk and shuffled back till his back touched against the wall. He closed his eyes until he heard the door open.

Sasuke opened his eyes to see a red haired boy. He was dressed in a short white nurse dress that barely covered his ass, white fishnet stockings and flaming red high heels.

This boy was H-O-T-T, HOTT! Sasuke could help but drool at this sight. The red head just stood there, pulling the end of the dress lower, even though it just kept on riding up, and mumbled something furiously. He looked up to see Sasuke, who still had his eyes glued to him. He cocked his head to the side, Sasuke could feel himself growing harder, and turned around, exiting the room.

"What the fu-" was all he could say when the door reopened but instead of the red head, it was a blonde one. He was shorter than the red head and had red lipstick on. But he was definitely way hotter than the red head. He felt drool coming down his mouth again.

"Wow" The blonde smiled sweetly at him.

The blonde check around the desk and pulled out a check board. He dragged a chair that was next to the examination desk and put it in front of Sasuke and sat.

"Hi, my name's Naruto. What's yours honey?"

"S-s-Sasuke,"

"Cute name. Don't worry, Kakashi likes to be all mysterious and stuff." Naruto rubbed along on Sasuke's leg.

"I'll explain, these test are just for safety, like if you have a STD, and to know what kind of guy is right for you" Naruto pulled his face closer to Sasuke.

"Or if you want…" He placed his hands on Sasuke's thigh and leaned towards his ear. Sasuke closed his eyes again.

"We could go slower," he whispered then pulled away. Sasuke opened his eyes slowly, his painful erection still in his confided pants.

"Let get starts, shall we?" Naruto went back to the desk and took out a measuring tape. He walked back and sat down on the chair. He put his hands on the top of Sasuke's pants and unbuttons them, pulling the zipper down too.

"What the hell are you doing!?!" Sasuke screamed. He tried to cover himself but Naruto grabbed his hands and put them aside.

"I'm going to measure your dick." he said innocently.

"My what!"

"Your dick, size matters"

"Says who?"

"Says the people who like getting fucked up in the ass!"

"I'm always on top"

"Well then show it, stop being a baby and take it like a man!" Naruto pinched his nose. "I'm sorry, I'm having a really bad day" Sasuke felt sorry for this boy.

"Go ahead…"

Naruto returned to unbuttoning Sasuke's pants. He pulled them down along with his boxers. Sasuke hisses as his throbbing member hit the cool air. Naruto grabbed the base of the member and started stroking it slowly.

Sasuke threw his head back, his hands clenching the sheets on the bed. It felt so good. Naruto rubbed his thumb over the tip. He took the chance to collect some of the preleaking cum. He put in a cup. He stood up again and put the cup in a machine. It was 2 minutes later when paper started coming out of the machine. Naruto ripped it off and read the bottom of the paper.

"It says here that you're safe." He walked back to Sasuke.

"Now let's measure you" Naruto brought the tape to the side of Sasuke's dick. Sasuke moaned as the cold tape touch the side of his warm shaft.

"Let's see now, 8, 9...10…Holy shit!"

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"11 inched, fuck; I've never had anyone that big…"

Sasuke cheeks turned a red scarlet. He covered his face so that Naruto wouldn't notice. Naruto looked at his dick like as he was looking at a God. His reached out to touch it, running a finger up and down it.

Sasuke had enough teasing; he grabbed Naruto by the hair and slammed him down his member. He trusted up in Naruto's mouth. Naruto tried to relax his throat but Sasuke was just too big.

"Oh god, oh god!" Sasuke kept thrusting up; eventually Naruto bobbed his head in rhythm with him.

"Naruto, I'm going to...Oh I'M CUMMING!" He spilled his load inside Naruto's mouth as said person tried not to choke.

"Naruto…" Sasuke moaned out while Naruto pulled Sasuke into a deep kiss.

"That wasn't so hard now, was it?" Sasuke nodded. He grabbed the dress Naruto wore and pulled it over the blonde's head, leaving him in all his naked glory. Sasuke step out of his pants and took his shirt off. Naruto ran his eyes up and down Sasuke's body, his creamy pale skin and his well toned muscles.

"Like what you see?" Naruto could only nod when Sasuke swiftly pulled him in for a kiss. He brushed his tongue along Naruto's lips, begging for entrance and Naruto happily complied, moaning softly when Sasuke's tongue darted in through his parted lips. They fought for dominance, which Sasuke won in the end and he lowered his hands down Naruto's back. Slowly, Sasuke slipped a finger inside the blonde, biting his lip as Naruto bit and sucked on his neck, wrapping his arms around Sasuke's neck. He added another finger pushing in deeper than he'd done before until Naruto cried out at Sasuke's insistent stretching.

"Sasuke, I'm ready." Sasuke slammed Naruto back to the nearest wall and thrust himself deep inside Naruto.

"Oh Sasuke!"

He kept sliding in and out of the blond, pounding faster and deeper until he reached that spot that would make Naruto see stars.

"Yes, Yes! Faster, deeper! MORE SASUKE!" Naruto screamed in ecstasy. He ground his hips with Sasuke, who reached in between them and grabbed Naruto shaft pumping it with his thrusts.

"Sasuke!" Naruto released his cum all over Sasuke. Sasuke gave a few more thrust till he came himself. They slid down the wall, Sasuke still in him with Naruto resting in his lap, head on his shoulder.

"That was-"

"Amazing?" Sasuke cut him off.

"Yeah," Naruto said, leaning on the wall trying to regain his breath.

"What now?" Sasuke asked.

"Congratulations Sasuke, you're now an official member of club Akuma"

I decided to put them last so I'd have more time to write a juicier lemon for them. I suck at lemons.