10. "I Shot the Sheriff"- Bob Marley. "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy."

"I didn't do it!" the boy yelled.

Captain Hammer smirked. He knew better than to listen to this prepubescent criminal's useless pleas of innocence.

"Now, now," the Captain chuckles, "if you just admit the obvious here…"

"I didn't do it!"

The child is sobbing. His eyes are red rimmed and mucus flows freely from his nostrils. The boy's knees are quacking. His fingers are trembling.

The gun is lying at his feet, but the boy swears he never even touched it. He just found the weapon lying there.

Captain Hammer doesn't believe this murderer for a second. His story of a retreating man down the nearest alley is clever, but stupid.

"I didn't do it!" the boy still proclaims even after his apprehension.

The End