A Wammy's House trip to Blackpool.
Inspired from a recent trip, where I had to spend all day with my little sister who was in a bad mood. I mean REALLY bad. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. Or Blackpool. Is Blackpool copyrighted? O.o
Mello's POV
Great. A whole day with Near. At least I don't have to sit with him on the bus…
"Quick Matt, back seats. NOW."
We ran up to the back of the bus to see the white-haired child of doom sat there. Matt didn't notice the problem. He sat down next to Near, and immediately took the game boy from his pocket.
"Matt, lets go sit over…" I glanced back over my shoulder to see no spare seats whatsoever. The whole bloody orphanage must be on this bus.
No, wait, the whole bloody orphanage is on the bus.
"Mello, sit down."
"Roger, I am NOT sitting with-"
"Mello, let's not start this again. Just sit down."
"But Roger, I-"
"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE MELLO, SIT DOWN!"
I thought I had better sit down. I really did want to go on this trip after all.
I took the seat as far away from Near as I possibly could.
I looked up to see the entire bus staring at me. Even the bloody driver. I shuffled further into the depths of the chair, hoping for it to just swallow me up. And Near too.
30 minutes later
"Ear."
"Nope."
"Eye."
"No."
"Exit."
"no."
"emergency."
"no."
I looked around the bus. There was nothing on the bus beginning with E!
"Erm… eh-roplane."
"Mello, aeroplane starts with an a."
"I did know that aeroplane starts with an a. I was just testing you."
"Sure you were Mello. Do you give up?"
"NO! I'll never give up!"
15 minutes of silence later...
"Fine, I give up. You win, again."
Near woke up.
"Huh? You give up on what?"
"I-spy. What was it that began with E?"
"Elephant."
"That's cheating, there are no ele-" I turned to see where Near was pointing. Right behind my head was a giant elephant. Oh.
"Elephant travel, see Mello?"
Damn, I hate that kid.
In Blackpool
Finally. That was the worst bus journey ever. Matt was no help. I might confiscate his game on the way back. Make him play friggin' i-spy with Near.
"Right, stay in groups of at least three. Don't go off on your own."
Me and Matt instantly joined together. So did all the other kids, but they were in groups of at least three… all the other kids except one. Guess who.
"Near, you can go with Matt and Mello. Then you're a three, okay?"
Roger obviously recognised the look of pure horror on my face.
"Mello, don't try anything. Be nice to Near, he's younger than you."
"Fine..." I sighed at Roger. I'd get rid of Near somehow...
As I slinked away, Roger shouted a final warning message to me.
"By the way Mello, I've contacted the local police. If they see you without Near, they will arrest you on suspicion of murder."
Damn, there went plans A to F. And I didn't have a plan G.
Not yet, anyway…
I glanced at Near and registered the slight look of fear on his usually emotionless face. I think the grin in my face at that point may be the reason Near let out a little scared whimper.
I could see Matt's eyes roll behind his goggles. Traitor.
We walked along the promenade. We had each been given some money, plus anything we had saved up. Obviously, Near had the most.
I wasn't going to last a whole day with Near. I had to get rid of him somehow…
I saw a police officer looking over in our direction, so resisted the temptation to push Near in front of the oncoming tram.
Matt distracted me from my glorious visions on Near being flattened. "Let's go to the pier!"
I gave him 'the look'. I didn't want to go all the way up there to get beaten by Near at all the games.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeease Mello!"
"Mello, there'll surely be chocolate. And you definitely haven't had any since we got off the bus."
Hmmm. Near was right. Again. I hadn't had any chocolate for at least ten minutes…
"Fine. We'll go to the pier."
"Yeah!" Matt tried to hi-five Near, but he didn't quite understand the concept. I smiled as Matt stood motionless with a big victory smile on his face and his hand held out in front of him for what seemed like an eternity. Near just stared confusedly.
"Okaaaaaaaay. Let's go." I dragged Matt away, still expecting the returning slap on the hand from Near.
Idiots.