Chapter 1

Edward grabbed the Joker and they flew down the stairs and out the door. In the large garage outside Edward let the Joker off his back and scrambled to his shiny silver Volvo.

"I want the Porsche." The Joker said sternly and started skipping down the aisles till he hit Alice's sparkling yellow Porsche. He lay down on the hood and pointed indifferently at it.

"What? No, Alice would kill me."

"Ever hear of the healing power of laughter?" the Joker asked and slammed his fist into the hood of the car.

"They don't apply to us." Edward stated.

"Says who?"

"Me, we're undead."

"That doesn't make a difference. I WANT THE PORSCHE!" Joker yelled and kicked the bumper of the car so hard that it fell off with a large bang. He gasped and jumped off the hood of the car.

"We're both dead now." Edward said and ran back to his Volvo.

"Wait for me you quaziomortal freak!" The Joker yelled and there was the smell of burning rubber as Edward made a sharp U turn to get back to get the Joker. The Prince of Laughs hopped into the car and slammed the door behind him.

Edward sped out the door of the garage and the Joker beeped in a small tribute to the killed car. Alice stepped out of the house, a look of horror on her face. She pranced down the steps and grabbed onto the side of the car.

"What did you do to my Porsche?" she screamed.

"We put it out of its misery, Go Vampire Go!" And Edward stamped onto the gas pedal, running away from Alice's sure to be fury.

"And no rubbernecking the funeral." The Joker yelled into the wind as the Volvo slowly disappeared into a dark haze of chaos in the horizon. Alice would hear.

Author's note: So, do you like it? Sorry its short, other chapters will be longer.

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