An attempt at a twisted story….

Welcome to Wonderland

Down the rabbit hole she fell, her platinum blond locks flying behind her as she slid down her colorful and seemingly never-ending hole. Her terrified shrieks ended as she hit the cold ground. "Where am I?" she asked looking around, finding nothing but darkness. All around her was nothingness but then a dim light broke the pitch black darkness and her blue eyes quickly darted towards the source of light.

It moved like a ghost, floating in the air. The girl saw the faint outline of the person holding the light. Tall in stature and it seemed like a male. He got closer and the girl heard him sing a familiar song, the hairs at the back of her neck stood up as she listened to his twisted song.

"Three blind mice...three blind mice. See how they run; see how they run…They all run away from rabbit, white. He'll cut out your heart with a carving knife, have you ever seen such a thing in your life as three blind mice?"

The girl's eyes widened in fear as she heard her sister's voice in her head, 'Beware the rabbit hole Ino…beware…'

Finally the figure was close enough for Ino to see. A pair of mismatched eyes and a scar running down one of it, silver hair that stood up in a strange way, dressed in a fine looking coat and finally…a pair of rabbit ears protruded out of his head. A smirk decorated his features as he held his candle in his hand and a golden pocket watch in the other. "Welcome to Wonderland my dear." He said in a velvety voice.

"W-wonderland?" Ino stammered, puzzled. Wasn't Wonderland a made-up world?

"Why yes." The rabbit-man said casually….

Welcome to Wonderland

Where the bags walk and dogs talk

Where birds sing laments

And flowers grow on cement

Meet the caterpillar

And his shocking blond hair

Come and be pulled into his azure eyes

Naruto is his name and he shall be your demise

Come and see the Jabberwocky

Answer his riddles and eat some pocky

Thy name is Sasuke of the Uchiha

Beware his riddles for they'll make you waclky

Visit the twins in yonder woods

Hinata and Sakura, faces hidden in hoods

They'll make you laugh your last laugh

And after, they'll slice you in half

The March Hare, Gaara is crazy see

Come to his tea parties

Come relax and unwind

Your flesh the will dine

The Dormouse is here

Waiting for you dear

Lee is his name

Killing you is his game

Cheshire cat oh Cheshire cat

Smile that malicious smile

Jiraiya his name is

His smiles you shall miss

If the King and Queen of Hearts ye seek

Go to kingdom deep

Neji and Tenten they're names be

They're mad like us as you can see

So enjoy your stay in Wonderland

Where milk tastes like sand

Where lullabies turn twisted

And where Death has your names listed

"Welcome to Wonderland Yamanaka-san."

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