A/N: So I've decided to put this humorous head of mine to good use by writing 18 funny oneshots from Reno's point of view. In 666 words or less. Difficult...let me tell you... my first one! Reno is trippin' over Cloud's hair, of course. Who doesn't love screwing with chocobo-head?

Always seemed to me like, unnatural.

Sorta like it was made for a movie or somethin',yo.

So I go up to him and was like:

"Yo, Strife, how the hell's your hair so damn spiky and shit?"

And then he goes:

"I dunno." Like he has no idea that his coiff is so goddamn amusing.

Still bugs me though. I mean, what the hell,yo? You ever seen a blonde kid with blue eyes wandering around Nibelheim riding a goddamn motorcycle with creepy black goggles on? Nope. Not me, yo.

But it really bugs me.

Why the hell is it so damn perfect?

It's like old chocobo-head stuck his ass up some Hair-Perfectorizer and BAM,yo...he was enhanced with superior-than-me-coiff-spiking-and-eye-catching-blonde-pokey-hair abilities. (Reno sighs)

It doesn't seem like Tifa knows ethier. I mean, she lives with him, for god's sake! She should know what's up. So I asked:

"Tifa, Cloud got some kinda Hair-Perfectorizer in that bar'a yours?"