An: Alright channeling a teenage boy now. Okay scratching head **burp** man I'm hungry. Gah do I have to bathe. Wait I'm still channelling Sam, okay let's try this again. Channeling teenage boy with a neat freak for a mom. Uh, okay getting job today, being responsible, watching my brother, making pancakes for us. Getting dressed and looking presentable before entering public area. Okay I think I'm more Freddiesque now than before. To bad I don't have any homework to do. If that's not channeling Freddie than I don't know what is. WAIT I THINK I DO! I'll do it before I edit.

So as you all know this is a sequel to my story iTrap a Dork. So I want to thank everyone who encouraged me to write a sequel.

Thank you AvalonLight, cupcakeslam23, HookedonAvatar011, scifichick07, Player Zero, Basco57, and Sharkofthemist120. I'm pretty sure that's it, If there are more I'll be thanking you too.

This is dedicated to AvalonLight for waiting anxiously for me to add the last chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own it, if I did Spencer would have a girlfriend and I would play her. She would always wear light up heels. Hmmm. I have an idea for a fanfic... Any who if you recognize it from iCarly the website or TV show its not mine. I just wish Sam and Freddie as a couple was a reality that's all.

Prologue

I was just at my locker innocently putting my school books away thinking about Sam when I was suddenly ambushed by Shannon. She just kept yammering on and on and giggling and giving me this weird look. It had been going on for a while when I glanced at my watch. Sam would be there in less than a minute and I wasn't at her locker.

I'm to young to die! I haven't even gotten to announce us as a couple yet! Instead I had to sit through watching Jeremiah flirt with her. Man I want to kiss her. She didn't let me yesterday she was still mad at me. Not my fault she looked hot. I mean she always looks hot its just she looked a different kind of hot. I wouldn't want her to dress like that all the time though.

"Freddie," Shannon's whiney voice penetrated my thoughts. "I just don't get why you won't talk to me, is it something I did? Freddie!" She seemed to catch sight of something over my shoulder. This whole time I had been backing up trying to get to Sam's locker in time.

"Freddie, Sam Puckett is giving me a death glare! Can't you control your friend!" Sam's here! I felt my face break out in a huge grin as I whirled around to look at my abrasive girlfriend. She had a hammer in her hand and she sure looked pissed. She shoved a fatcake in her pocket and stalked up to me full of anger.

The second she was directly in front of me I couldn't take it anymore I wrapped my arms around her waist and just kissed her. I meant it to be a chaste innocent sorta kiss but it turned into more. I pressed Sam against the locker and took away the hammer. It was full on hot and heavy, defiantly was gonna score me some mega points with the AV club! Shane had been getting all the girl points lately and I was a little sick of it. Before he showed up I was the man. Valerie had kissed me in the school hallway. Doesn't matter that she was using me a girl had kissed me.

The only thing ruining it was Shannon's whining voice. One of Sam's hands untangled themselves from my hair and then a second later returned. Shannon's voice stopped instantaneously. I guess Sam punched her. Woah! Sam's legs are no longer on the floor, they are wrapped around me! Right around then all cohesive thoughts failed me.

"Guy's your gonna get detention, and I think the wrestler's would like to get to there lockers." I was all set on ignoring Carly, I was incapable of thinking at that moment and I subconsciously knew she'd go away sooner than later. Sam however had other ideas.

"They can wait, they seem to always somehow magically forget my threats to let Freddie get to his locker." I turned my head to Carly, Sam's mouth no longer being attached to mine seemed to help the cohesive thoughts form.

"What's another week of detention anyway?" I turned my head back to Sam and resumed kissing. Like I had stated I didn't care if I got detention and the wrestler's deserved to wait.

"Alrighty then, I'll just be getting to class, see you guys in English."

"Fredward Benson! Samantha Puckett!" Ms. Briggs voice managed to cut through the fog in my head Sam was creating rather quickly. Sam's legs instantly went back on the ground as I let go and took a jump back. I was startled, okay. Kissing Sam makes me forget things, like the fact that I'm in a crowded school hallway. "You two know the rules about kissing in the hallways! Detention for a week since you two seem suddenly unable to control your teenage hormones! I don't see why this is suddenly a problem for you two, in all the years I've known you, you've never let them get the better of you in school!"

Ms. Briggs shook her head and continued on her way. Seems Carly wasn't the only one to notice how much we'd work before either me or Sam did. I picked up Sam's hammer and handed it back to her before I shut my locker. Sam's face was just so adorable when she had her hammer safely back in her hand I couldn't resist linking pinkies with her. It just felt so right. I kinda felt that if there was to much contact the hammer would be back on the floor even quicker than it was before.

"Here, your expected to not communicate with any of the boys on this list for the next month starting tomorrow. You have today to let them know." Sam handed me the list she had made yesterday. As I glanced over the names I noticed one name in particular that stuck out to me.

"I can't talk to myself?" She rolled her eyes and swung our linked hands as we headed to English. I guess Sam's Month of Pure Evil will be started tomorrow. God I hope I survive.

An: I think it was pretty darn Freddie. I even went and got a job application before trying to write it. I chose water instead of Soda at lunch, plus, I made sure my brother got some exercise. I was defiantly channeling someone besides Sam if it wasn't Freddie. I tried my hardest and I like the end result. You guys are uber lucky I have a genius idea for Sam's first act of evil. He he. Review and I'll tell you before I finish writing the chapter!

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