30 Kisses Challenge: Skwisgaar Skwigelf/Toki Wartooth

Disclaimer: I don't own Metalocalypse.

Rated for language and man-sex.

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Theme #23: Push PopTM

Toki was doing something he usually does. He was eating candy. And not just any candy; He was sucking on a Push Pop. And not just any Push Pop; He was sucking on a cherry-flavored Push Pop. And he was enjoying it fully.

"Toki!" Skwisgaar called from the hall. "Where's my box of…" He stopped when he saw the cute Norwegian sucking on that pop. "Dat's not yous endorsements candy, is it?"

"No, I's went to da food libraries, today and gots it." Toki explained. "Whats you wants?"

"Uh, where's da box ofs guitar strings?" The blonde stuttered.

"Oh, it's in my closets, dere." Toki pointed to it.

"Ja." Skwisgaar went over to the closet and began looking for the box of strings. However, he kept being distracted by Toki's sucking sounds.

"Mmm…" Toki blushed in his sweet ecstasy, loving the taste of the cherry flavor. He sucked it real hard between his lips, and then licked up the front, then down the back. He swirled his tongue around it, making a slurping sound, then put the whole thing back in his mouth. His lips were sticky and red, and so was his tongue.

Odin… Does Toki know how much of a turn-on that is?! Skwisgaar thought, his lips tightening, as well as his pants. Toki stopped, catching Skwisgaar's stare.

"Oh, dids you wants to trys it?" Toki asked, obviously clueless.

"Oh, ja, Toki. I wants to trys it." Skwisgaar took the candy from Toki, and then found the lid for it, put it on, and put it to the side. Skwisgaar smirked down at the confused brunette while he unbuttoned his pants and let his hardness out. "Now I wants you to does the same thing, dis time withs my dick."

"Oh… Oh!" Toki understood now. He took Skwisgaar's cock in his hand, then in his mouth, lightly sucking on the head. "Mmm… tastes like Skwisgaar and cherries…" Toki mumbled.

"Toki…" The Swede grunted. Toki began doing the same thing he was doing to his pop: Sucking it hard, then licking up the shaft and down the side, swirling his tongue around it and making a slurping sound. He continued these oral movements for a long while. "Nngh… Toki!" Skwisgaar came in Toki's mouth, and the brunette willingly swallowed. Skwisgaar leaned down and roughly kissed the breathless Toki, tasting himself and the cherry Push Pop. "Mmm…" Skwisgaar moaned. "Dat was greats, little Toki."

"Ja…" Toki smiled and blushed. "Maybe yous can bes a Push Pops flavor!"

Theme #24: Nightmare

"Skwisgaar…" Toki stood in the lead guitarist's doorway, rubbing his eyes tiredly. Skwisgaar woke up grunting, and turned on the light, seeing the little Norwegian in the doorway with his Deddy-Bear.

"Toki…" He said, the light still bothering his eyes. "Well, either comes in or gets out."

"Skwisgaar…" Toki repeated, shutting the door and making his way to Skwisgaar's bed.

"What is it, Toki?" Skwisgaar sat up. Toki sat down on the bed.

"I can'ts sleep." Toki mumbled, hugging his Deddy-Bear. "I hads a nightsmare."

"Oh." Skwisgaar didn't have to know what the nightmare could have been about. It was most likely about his parents. "It's okays, little Toki. It was onlys a nightsmare. It wasn't real."

"I knows, but…" Toki sighed.

"Haves you tried countings sheep?" Skwisgaar asked.

"How wills dat help?" Toki replied, cocking his head.

"You know, I… really don'ts know." Skwisgaar scratched his head. He looked at Toki, who seemed sad and depressed over this dream. It must have been really painful. But Skwisgaar didn't want to worry about it. He just wanted to get back to sleep himself. "Looks, just stays here with me, okay?" He scooted over and lay back down.

"Reallys? I can?" Toki brightened up a little.

"Ja, just don't wakes me up agains." He answered.

"Thanks, Skwisgaar." The brunette got in the bed and put himself under the covers. Then, he leaned over and pecked Skwisgaar on the cheek before nuzzling next to him. Skwisgaar, surprised by the kiss, was even more surprised when he saw the younger man already sleeping soundly. He made an annoyed sound and closed his eyes.

I bet he lied about the nightmare. He thought before falling asleep. Dildoes.

Theme #25: On the Fence

Skwisgaar wasn't sure if he was ready to tell the truth. He wasn't ready to admit to the world that he was intimate with his band-mate. He didn't know if it would be a good idea to stop his fooling around with women. He wasn't sure if his lady fans would be ready for the truth. He didn't know if the world was ready for his announcement.

And he really… really didn't know if he could even tell Toki.

Tell Toki that… he loved him. Truly. He really did.

But he didn't know.

Theme #27: Overflow

The tall blonde entered his lover slowly, wanting him to feel every inch slide in. The brunette mewled loudly, feeling that large length inside his entrance. They both let out a gasp as the man on the bottom was fully sheathed. The older man grunted, thrusting in and out of that hot body, while the younger cried in slight pain, waiting patiently for it to turn to pleasure.

The lead guitarist picked up one of the other's legs and rested the ankle on his shoulder. He angled himself a little, finding his lover's sweet spot. A loud shriek was heard from the Norwegian, and the older man started thrusting harder and faster. The rhythm guitarist felt that rush – that overflow of love - that goes through him every time he and this man make love. He clutched the older man as he had his orgasm, the lead guitarist having his seconds later. The two guitarists shared a heated kiss, and they felt that overflowing feeling get stronger.

Theme #28: Getting Old

Skwisgaar groaned as he woke up, slowly sitting up straight in his bed. He looked down at Toki, who was starting to wake up, also. Skwisgaar groaned again, remembering that he had to take one of his pills – the calcium pill. For old people. He annoyingly took the bottle out of his drawer and took out a white pill.

"What's dat fors?" He heard Toki ask tiredly.

"It's calciums, Toki." Skwisgaar said in a low voice. "Fors my bones."

"Buts, milk has dats, right? Just drinks dat."

"It's not enoughs for me anymore, little Toki." Skwisgaar sounded like a father talking to his son.

"Huh?" Toki cocked his head, the tiredness leaving his features. The older man sighed, not really feeling like explaining.

"You knows I's older than yous, right?" Skwisgaar asked. "A lot olders. I's gettings old, Toki." He gave a depressed look at the pill before taking it in his mouth and swallowing it.

"Yous not dat old." Toki said. Skwisgaar looked up at him. "I thinks you doings good. You takes good cares of yous hair and skin, and you gets exercise." The brunette leaned in a kissed his lover sweetly. "With me, rights?"

Skwisgaar didn't want to admit it but… Toki had some good points. He was still handsome (if he did say so himself) and he did get good "exercise" with his young and energetic lover. And of course, he took his stupid calcium pill everyday, as well. "You rights, Toki. I gots nothings to worries about."

"Ja." Toki snuggled next to him. "I wills keep you youngs, Skwisgaar."

Theme #29: Bloodfall

Toki sat in front of the waterfall – which actually had blood for water - in the backyard, just listening to the waves. It was calming in a brutal way, he supposed. The sound of the blood falling into the red stream was so stunning that he didn't hear his blonde band-mate walk up behind him and sit next to him.

"You new heres?" Skwisgaar finally asked, startling the brunette.

"Uh, ja, sort ofs." Toki did just recently start coming here after he stopped drinking so much. He needed a distraction, and between this and Skwisgaar, he was plenty distracted. "Whats you doings here?"

"I comes here lots." Skwisgaar explained, pushing his yellow hair off his shoulder. "Dis is wheres I get inspirations to write music."

"Evens though you can't reads it?"

"I writes in my heads, Toki." Skwisgaar pouted, remembering his "music dyslexia."

"Dat's cool." Toki nodded, hugging his knees closer to him. "Do you minds if we shares dis place, Skwisgaar?" He changed the subject.

"Nots at alls, Toki." The lead guitarist replied. "Why wouldn'ts I?"

"Oh, well, just…" Toki looked at his secret lover, expecting to see the always pompous and arrogant Swede giving him a smirk. But Toki hadn't realized that… his friend had changed. He didn't look so conceded anymore; he actually had some loving emotion in his features. And Toki realized that… that emotion was only for him. "Neversmind."

"Okay, Toki." Skwisgaar leaned over and kissed his lover on the cheek. Toki blushed and smiled, feeling a little arrogant himself. He had the blonde man all to himself, now.

Theme #30: Private Announcement

They finally did it. They finally took their first step as a couple.

They told their manager and band-mates.

Skwisgaar and Toki called a band meeting so they could tell their friends that they've been seeing each other privately for a long time, now. Dethklok wasn't particularly surprised about this news (especially Charles, who has known all along), but they weren't too thrilled for them either. Of course, that's just the way they are, but they were worried about what would happen next.

"What about the fans?" Nathan asked. "I don't think it's a good idea to go public with this.

"Yeah, I mean, Nathan's bitch-girlfriend thing made them crazy enough," Pickles said. "So this will just, like, man, I don't wanna fucking think about it."

"We's not tellings them." Skwisgaar said confidently.

"What?" Toki turned to the blonde. "But…"

"Toki, dey's not readys for dis yet." Skwisgaar replied. "Dem's probablies never goings to be."

"Buts, den…" Skwisgaar shut up the brunette by planting a big kiss on his lips. The others groaned when they saw that.

"Ugh, take your fucking gayness away from us!" Murderface covered his eyes.

"Toki…" Skwisgaar whispered to him, ignoring the others. "I's not havings relations with the ladies anymore."

"Wha, reallys?" Toki's big eyes widened happily. "But what abouts…"

"It's not da sames as telling them." The lead guitarist winked.

"So it's settled." Charles stood up. "Nobody speak a word of this matter outside of Mordhaus. Otherwise, it would be devastating to all of your careers." He pushed up his glasses. They all agreed and stood up to leave. Toki just kept staring happily at his lover.

"What is it, Toki?" Skwisgaar asked. "Yous freakings me out."

"Oh, Skwisgaar!" He jumped on Skwisgaar, knocking them both to the ground. Toki continued glomping his band-mate and lover with hugs and kisses. "Thanks you, thanks you! Dat's alls I wanteds!" It was true; Toki just wanted Skwisgaar to cease his sexual relations with others.

"Ja, buts dat means you haves to do more work, ifs you know what I mean." Skwisgaar winked again.

"Ja, I's do dats! Easy!" Toki gave Skwisgaar a big, wet kiss. The others groaned in disgust again and left mumbling, leaving the two Scandinavian guitarists alone on the floor, enveloped in a kiss that seemed to last forever.

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