Yay for new stories! *laughs* I haven't started one for a while, so this'll be fun!
Yes, Hayley and Sibrina are back! (if you don't recognize the names, go read Chasing Love! :D) Yes their appearance has changed, and this time we're actual twins, but it's still us! Note: I am Hayley, and my bff/sister from another mister is Nightengale'Serenade93!
Anyway, get to reading! I'll try not to disappoint! :D

By the way; in Japan, it's quite common for girls to have boys names and vice versa, and since most of them aren't familiar with the name "Hayley" that's why they don't instantly realize ;)

And I don't have a grudge against Haruhi- my apparent hatred of her is just for the story!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Ouran High School Host Club! The wonderful Bisco Hatori does! (Yes, I rip her a new one at one point, but I still think she's awesome! And yes, I think the English voices SUCK!)

"Wah! Sibi-chan!" Sibrina barely had time to look up before I glomped her, knocking her to the ground. "It's so awful, Sibi!" I sobbed.

"What now?" Sibrina sighed patiently, sitting up and calmly prying me off of her. I stared at her with tears in my turquoise blue eyes. "They ruined it!" I wailed. Her identical eyes hardened. "Did you watch some of it without me?" She asked in disbelief. "…Maybe…" She glowered at me, then snatched a handful of my pitch black hair and unceremoniously dragged me to our bedroom and through me in front of the TV.

"I can't believe you started without me!" She fumed, grabbing the remote and hitting play. "But it's so awful!" I cried. "Those fools! They ruined everything!" I went on.

"Wow." Sibrina's eyes widened as she listened to the voices of the new English version of Ouran High School Host Club. "Could they have picked worse voices?" She wondered aloud. I nodded fervently. "I know! Kyoya sounds like freaking Snape from Potter Puppet Pals!" I cried. "It's so un-sexy." I groaned, flopping back on the bed..

"Tamaki isn't that bad though." Sibrina remarked. "He's the only good one. Mori isn't that bad, but everyone else sucks." I said. I sat up suddenly. "And Haruhi is way to girly." I went on. Sibrina sighed, waiting for it. She knew this was coming.

"And Haruhi is such a terrible heroine!" I went on. "I mean, she's so dense, and she doesn't appreciate the friends those guys are to her!" I stood up, jabbing a finger in the air. "Bisco Hatori failed epically in picking her!" I cried dramatically.

"So do you think you can do better?" Sibrina and I leaped ten feet in the air when we heard a voice. "Who's there?!" Sibrina demanded. The voice laughed. "Answer my question."

"Of course we could do better!" I exclaimed. "Well then; good luck!"

I opened my mouth to ask what the heck was going on, when I blacked out.

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"Hayley, what the heck did you get us into?" Sibrina growled, shaking me awake. "I don't know." I moaned, sitting up. "Nice rags by the way." I added, nodding towards her slacks. They looked exactly like what Haruhi had worn on her first day at Ouran.

"Hayley! Your hair!" Sibrina gasped, and I reached up to touch my hair, my eyes widening when I felt how it had been chopped off close to my head.

"And when did you get glasses?" I demanded, staring at the huge, dorky glasses on her face. "Apparently when you did." Sibrina replied. I yanked off the glasses, then my vision blurred and I couldn't see. I put them back on hurriedly, staring at Sibrina, on the brink of panic.

"I think we're Haruhi." Sibrina said hoarsely. I rolled my eyes. "That's insane." I said. She wordlessly pointed up and I raised my head, my jaw dropping at the fountain in front of us.

"That's the one from the Ouran garden!" I gasped, leaping to my feet. "Look." Sibrina pointed again and my eyes widened at the huge pink school, bearing a sign that read "Ouran Academy".

"Sibrina."

"What?"

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

"We don't live in Kansas."

"You know what I mean." I turned slowly to stare at Sibrina, a smile spreading across my face. "I think we really are Haruhi!" I squealed. "Which means… they're inside." I stared at the school with wide eyes. "Well wipe that drool off your face and let's go!" Sibrina dragged me towards the school.

We were being remarkably calm for two girls who had wound up in an anime; but in our old lives, about three seconds ago I mean, we had already been relating everything we saw to animes. Mostly Ouran.

We ran to the libraries first, deciding we would reenact everything Haruhi had done. If we screwed up, things could get bad.

"There it is." Sibrina breathed when we finally found the third music room door. I stared at it, shivering with anticipation. "Let's go." I opened the door.

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For a moment I was rendered breathless by the blinding light and rose petals. Was this really happening?

"Welcome." Sibrina and I both shivered all over at the voices of the beautiful men in front of us. We both stared, not even trying to hide our shock and wonder.

"Oh wow. They're boys." Sibrina and I stared as the twins spoke.

"Hikaru, Kaoru, I believe these young men are in your class, aren't they?" Kyoya asked, turning to look at them.

"Yeah, but they're shy; they don't act very sociably so we don't know much about them." The twins shrugged. Wow. They were really sticking to the script here. Apparently we already existed in this world though- cool. I'd have to remember that.

Kyoya smiled slightly, and I knew he had us already pegged as girls. This is so freaking cool!

"Well that wasn't very polite. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. Honor Students." Kyoya bowed slightly as the twins looked at each other in confusion.

"What?! You two must be Sibrina and Hayley Fujoika!" Tamaki exclaimed, his face an inch from ours. Wow. Apparently we have Haruhi's last name. It was hard to think though, when the men you had drooled over for so long were finally in front of you, flesh and blood instead of on a screen.

"So you are the exceptional honor students we've heard about!" He went on. Sibrina and I blinked, both of us knowing the next line. "How did you know our names?" We asked in perfect unison. I smiled slightly at that; we were so good.

"Why you're infamous. It's not every day commoners gain entrance into our academy." Kyoya said and we both sweat dropped on cue, the sign "Commoners" appearing mysteriously by our heads. I spotted an arrow pointing to the vase and smiled slightly, deciding I'd have to knock it over soon.

"You must have audacious nerve to work so hard to fight into our school, Mr. and Mr. Fujioka." Kyoya said, sounding slightly amused.

"Well thank you, I guess." Sibrina muttered, knowing the line before I did. Tamaki jumped between us, putting a hand on both of our shoulders.

"You're welcome! You're heroes to other poor people, Fujiokas!" Tamaki said dramatically. "You've shown the world that even you can excel in an elite private academy!" He cried. Sibrina and I scooted away from him, I watching in amusement as he danced after us.

"It must be hard for you, to be looked down upon by others." Tamaki said, striding towards us. We went in the other direction, our moves perfectly coordinated.

"I think you're taking this poor thing too far." We said in unison.

"Well, that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! Welcome, poor men, to our world of beauty!" Tamaki leaped back, roses surrounding him. I wondered if we could make that happen.

"We're out of here." Sibrina said, dragging me to the door. I didn't want to go, but I knew we'd be stopped.

"Hey, come back here Sibi-chan and Hay-chan!" Hunny cried, dragging us back by our arms. "You must be like superheroes or something- that's so cool!" He said excitedly. Though I didn't want to, I knew we had to yell at him instead of cuddling him like I wanted to.

"I'm not a hero; I'm an honor student." I sighed. I let Sibrina take the next part. "And who are you calling Sibi-chan?!" She shrieked, blowing Hunny back with the force of her fake fury.

"I would have never imagined scholars would be so openly gay." Tamaki said. I fought the urge to burst out laughing and turned to him slowly with Sibrina.

"Openly what?" I mock-gasped. "So tell me, what kind of guys are you into?" Tamaki asked, and the slideshow of gorgeous men began.

"The wild type?" Mori, appeared, and Sibrina nearly swooned. "The loli-shota type?" Hunny appeared, getting over Sibrina's yelling and we both bit our lips to keep from running to him, screaming apologies.

"How about the little devil type?" The twins stood back to back and Sibrina almost had to catch me. The twins were easily my favorites, and I wanted to scream and jump up and down like the insane fan girl I am.

"Or the cool type?" Kyoya appeared and Sibrina and I both sighed dreamily. "We… uh… it's not like that! We were just looking for a quiet place to study!" We protested, backing away from Tamaki, where I knew the vase was.

"Or maybe…" Tamaki leaned forward, stroking our chins in a way that sent chills up my spine. (In a good way!) "A guy like me. Want to give it a try?" He asked. Unable to bear it, this time the acting was completely real as we shrieked and leaped backwards, crashing right into the vase stand.

In slow motion, we turned around slowly and swiped at it, narrowly missing the handle. We watched it crash to the ground and smash into a million pieces. And we're in! I wanted to jump up and down and scream with happiness, but fought the urge, realizing that I was going to get into real trouble.

"Aw… we were going to feature that vase in our school auction!" I recognized Kaoru's voice but didn't turn around. "Well now you've done it commoners, the bidding on that was going to start at 8 million yen!" Hikaru said and Sibrina and I screamed. "8 million yen?!" We shrieked, horror at being in debt to Kyoya beginning to sink in. Maybe being here wasn't as good as we had thought.

"How many thousand is that? How many thousand is in a million?" Sibrina bowed her head, trying to do the calculations while I turned to the twins. "Ah… we're going to have to pay you back…" I said slowly.

"With what money? You can't even afford the school uniform!" The twins laughed and I scowled. They were a bit rude, now that I thought about it.

"What's with that grubby outfit you've got on anyway?" Hikaru added. I spotted Kyoya bending over and picking up a piece of the vase, twirling it between his fingers.

"Well, what do you think we should do, Tamaki?" He asked and we both stiffened, waiting for our fate. We knew what it was going to be. And I was actually a little scared now.

Tamaki sat down in his chair, crossing one leg over the other in his dramatic change of attitude.

"There's a famous saying you may have heard, Fujiokas." He started, pointing one finger out. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." He said. "When you have no money, you can pay with your body." He continued. I bit back a laugh. Did he even know how wrong that sounded?

"That means today, you are the Host Club's dogs!" He smirked at us and we both tried not to look overjoyed. We were in!

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Sibrina and I walked back in the room, holding our bags of groceries we'd been told to get. It had been a real treat trying to find a store. As expected, Tamaki was sitting next to that red-headed brat.

"Speak of the devils. Welcome back, little piglets! Did you get everything I asked for?" He asked with a wink and I sighed, not liking his nickname. The being a dog thing was getting old, fast. I wanted to be a Host, dang it!

"Hey, wait a minute. What is this?" Tamaki held up a can of coffee we'd bought for exactly this purpose. "It's just what it looks like. It's coffee." I sighed dramatically. The coffee part was one of my favorite parts though.

"I've never seen this brand before! Is this the kind that's already ground?" Tamaki asked curiously. "What do you mean, it's instant coffee." Sibrina said irritably. She was getting pretty fed up at being treated like a slave; I knew she was fighting the urge to punch somebody.

"It's instant?" The girls on the couch across from us tilted their heads like dogs.

"Whoa, I've heard of this! It's commoners coffee! You just add hot water!" Tamaki cried. We glanced up and, sure enough, the amount of girls had nearly tripled. "I've never heard of such a thing." One remarked. "Then it's true then; commoners don't even have enough free time to grind their own coffee beans!" Another said importantly. They all nodded. "Mmmhmm!"

"Commoners are pretty smart." Kyoya commented as the rest of the Host Club joined us within moments. "100 grams for 300 yen? That's a lot less then we usually pay!" Hikaru exclaimed.

"We'll go back and buy something else! Excuse us for not buying expensive coffee." Sibrina snapped, her temper flaring.

"No, I'll keep it." Tamaki held up a hand. Everyone gasped. "I'm going to give it a try." He leaped to his feet. Everyone stared at him, their eyes widening. "I will drink this coffee!" He cried. Everyone burst into applause. Sibrina sweat dropped- she didn't have much patience for the annoying fan girls.

"All right Hayley and Sibrina- get over here and make some of this commoner's coffee." Tamaki ordered. I didn't know how to make it, so I stood back and let Sibrina do it. She shot me an evil look and went to do it; I kept an eye on her to make sure she didn't spit in their coffee. She wasn't taking much of a liking to the fan girls.

"I hate all these darn* rich people." Sibrina growled, stalking off, leaving me to stand next to the red head girl. "Oh Tamaki, now you're taking the joke too far. Your palate won't be able to stomach that crap. You're only drinking it because he bought it." She laughed to herself.

"Yo, I'm standing right here!" I said irritably, glaring at her. "I'm sorry." She looked up with a smile. "I was talking to myself." She said sweetly. I glowered at her. "Oh Hayley!" Tamaki waved me over, and I sighed, trudging over to join the crowd watching Sibrina pour the coffee. I heard the drum roll as she poured, then we stood back to watch everyone.

"This is getting annoying." I scowled, watching everyone as they at first refused to drink, until Tamaki persuaded them to drink it.

"Well, we're stuck." Sibrina sighed. "Now what?" We wondered in unison.

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Sibrina and I both sweat dropped, watching Tamaki recover instantly from where we had sent him into his corner, insisting he could teach us all he knew.

"You could teach them all you can, but they don't look the part!" Hikaru said. "Now, if we removed their glasses, then maybe…" He and Kaoru leaned down, removing our glasses. Their eyes went wide with shock as they stared at us.

"Hey, I need those!" I exclaimed, trying to get my glasses back as everyone stared at the two of us.

"What?" I asked irritably, though I had more then a hunch what.

Tamaki ran up like a freight train, shoving the twins to the side. He took one look at us and snapped his fingers. "Hikaru, Kaoru!" He called. "Got it!" They said in unison, each grabbing one of us and dragging us off.

"Here, change into these uniforms!" The twins ordered after tossing us into the changing room. "Wait, why?" I cried, genuinely getting a little overwhelmed.

"Don't ask questions!" The twins exclaimed, tackling up, obviously intending on undressing us.

"Fine, we'll change but you two have to get out!" Sibrina roared, picking up the twins and hurling them out of the room. I looked at her and grinned. "Impressive." I said. "I try." She replied, dusting off her hands and grinning at me. "This is getting to the good part!" I whispered gleefully. She nodded fervently. "So let's hurry up and get dressed!" She ordered and I nodded.

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"Um, Senpais?" We asked in unison.

"Aren't you done changing yet?" Tamaki demanded as we pulled the curtain open. "Are you sure it's really OK for us to keep these uniforms?" We asked. Tamaki gasped, putting his hands to his cheeks, tears streaming down his cheeks.

"So cute! You're as pretty as girls! Adorable!" He sobbed. "You two look so cute!" Hunny cried. "If we had known that's what you really look like…" Kaoru said. "We would have helped you sooner!" Hikaru finished with a laugh.

"Who knows? Maybe they'll draw in some customers." Kyoya said thoughtfully. Tamaki jumped up with a grin. "Exactly as I planned it." He said. Liar.

"Our errand boys are moving up the ranks! Starting today, you both are official members of the Host Club!" Tamaki said proudly, pointing at us.

"I will personally train you two to be Hosts. If you can each get 100 customers, then we'll forget about your 8 million yen debt." Tamaki said. We blinked in shock. We had done it. We were really Hosts now.

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Sibrina and I sat at the same table, our eyes twitching. We couldn't do this; flirting with girls is actually a lot harder to do then you'd think. Especially when you are a girl.

"Oh, I see. Your mother was sick and passed away 10 years ago. Who does the chores around the house?" One of the girls asked after we had told our "story".

"We do." We replied. "Our mother was a great cook; when she went to the hospital, she left us all kinds of great recipes. It was so much fun, to learn them." We said, both of us making valiant attempts at cute, shy smiles.

"We've had a hard childhood; we've managed to make it through OK." We smiled at them. The girls turned pink, hearts spinning above their heads.

"So, um… is it OK if we asked to sit with you tomorrow?" One asked hopefully. "Yeah! We'd really appreciate it ladies." I said.

We looked up as Tamaki snapped, beckoning us over. We sighed and stood up, walking over with a sense of dread.

"What's up?" I asked, crossing my arms and regarding him. "I'd like you to meet my regular guest." He said, introducing us to the girl.

A/N: I have no clue how to spell her name. Sorry! She's stuck with "red head" or "girl" from now on xD

"It's nice to meet you." We smiled sweetly, both looking forward to and dreading what was next.

"Ah! That shy smile is so good! Super good! Amazingly good!" Tamaki shrieked, crushing us to his chest and spinning us around and around. We flailed wildly, begging him to put us down.

"Mori-senpai! Help me!" Sibrina shrieked. In a flash she was held up, Mori's eyes widening slightly as he noticed her slightness and body shape. I was still trapped by Tamaki, glaring daggers at the floor.

"Mori-senpai, you really didn't have to go that far. Come on, little one, come here and let daddy give you a big hug!" Tamaki said, and I twisted in his tight hold, peering over at the girl, who was glaring daggers at the both of us.

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"Sibrina."

"What?" Sibrina looked up. "Where'd our bags go?" She asked. We turned slowly to the window, our eyes widening at sight of our bags floating in the fountain.

"Of course." I sighed. "But our money's getting soaked!" Sibrina exclaimed, taking off at a dead run, I right beside her. We ran in silence, hating the girl more with each step, until we saw her in the hallway and we slowed, coming to a stop a few feet behind her.

"Oh. It's you again." I could practically hear the sneer in her voice. "I bet you love having Tamaki make over and fawn over you. It's useless though; you're always going to be a second-class citizen." She sniffed, running off. I growled, whirling around, wanting to throw her into the fountain but Sibrina laid a calming hand on my arm. "Come on, let's just go." She sighed, and I hesitated, then nodded before running off with her.

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We waded around the pool, looking around desperately for our wallets.

3…2…1…

"Hey, commoners. You've got some nerve skipping the club like that." Tamaki said, and we turned around. "Why is your bag all wet?" He asked. "It's fine; we've got it." I said, turning back to looking, getting actually worried, not wanting to go hungry all week.

Tamaki waded into the pool and began searching a few feet away, and I stood up. "You don't have to do that. You'll get wet." I said as Sibrina stood up beside me.

"It's fine; water never hurt anyone. And besides; people are always telling me I'm dripping with good looks." He smiled slightly as he continued searching. We stared at him, momentarily captivated by his beauty.

"This what you looking for?" Tamaki held up our wallet, winking at us. "What's the matter? You're staring off into space. You're not falling for me, are you?" He teased, waving the wallet in front of us. Sibrina snatched it, recovering before I did.

"No way!" She snapped.

"How did you bag get in the pond anyway?" Tamaki asked. "Well uh… I guess we accidentally dropped it out the window at some point." I shrugged.

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"Really? That's terrible. I can't imagine what I'd do if my bag fell into the pond." The red-head smirked at me, and my eye twitched. Sibrina sighed faintly, giving me a warning look.

"And you actually made Tamaki search that dirty old pond with you, how astonishing. You realize he's a blueblood and not a commoner, right?" She questioned, and I swore in my mind at her.

"The only reason he's paying attention to you two is because he's trying to turn you into gentlemen." She went on, and this time even Sibrina stiffened slightly. "Don't start thinking he cares about you just because he's doting on you." She said.

"I get it." I said, trying to contain my cool. "You're jealous of us." I smirked, enjoying the stunned look on her face.

Suddenly her arm whipped out, in one strong move she had pushed the table over and dragged me on top of her.

"No Hayley leave me alone! He just attacked me!" She shrieked. Wow. The girl was good. I was staring down at her, wondering if I could start choking her or something, when the twins dumped water on us.

"Why did you do that?" She demanded as I sat down, hating the sensation of being soaked. Tamaki reached down and calmly helped her up, and I tensed, an expectant grin threatening to ruin the moment. I knew she was about to get booted out of here.

"Do something Tamaki… Hayley just assaulted me…" She whimpered, staring at Tamaki was puppy-dog sad eyes.

"I'm disappointed in you." Tamaki said. "You threw their bags into the pond, didn't you?" He demanded. I stared up at them, watching the exchange with silent pleasure.

"How do you know I did that? Do you have any proof?" The girl demanded as Tamaki took her cheek in his hand. "You know, you're a beautiful girl, but you aren't classy enough to be our guest here." I glanced around the room, snorting with laughter at the expression the twins were making.

"If there's one thing I know; Hayley is not that kind of a man." Tamaki said seriously, ruining my temporary admiration of him with the word "man".

"Why Tamaki? You idiot!" She sobbed, running from the room. I wanted to jump up and down with delight, but bit back the urge.

"Hmm, now how am I going to punish you, since it was your fault?" He asked, glancing between both of us. "Your quota is now 1,000!" He cried, stabbing a finger in my direction. I groaned and hung my head, wondering if we'd ever work this off.

"Come on." Tamaki offered me a hand and after a moment I took it. "I've got high expectations for you, my little rookies." He winked at both me and Sibrina.

"This is the only spare uniform we have. Sorry, but it's better then being wet, right?" Kyoya asked, handing me a bag where I knew a hideous yellow dress lurked.

"Thanks you guys; I'm going to go get changed." I said.

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"Hayley, here you go; I brought you some towels." Tamaki said, opening the curtain. I whirled and stared at him, clad in just my underwear. I shrieked and covered myself up. "Get out get out get OUT!" I wailed and he dropped the curtain instantly.

I knew that was coming but it was still mortifying! I thought in horror, dressing hurriedly as I listened to what they were saying outside.

"Hayley?"

"Yeah?" I sighed.

"You're a girl?" Tamaki asked, stunned.

"Biologically, yes." I replied as I emerged, adjusting my bow. Tamaki shrieked and tore at his hair as I spoke. "Besides, senpai I don't really care if guys don't see me as a girl. I think that you should be seen as who you are, not what sex you are." I said.

"Well said, Hayley!" Sibrina gave me a thumbs up.

"Does that mean… you're a girl too?" Tamaki asked, turning to Sibrina. She smiled and nodded. "Well isn't this an interesting development?" Kyoya said with a small smile.

"Oh yeah!" The twins grinned at each other. I turned back to Tamaki.

"But I have to say senpai; I thought you were pretty cool earlier." I smiled and winked at him as he blushed furiously.

"Now I think I could be wrong, but I think we could be witnessing the start of some love here." Kyoya said with a smile.

"Being a Host and being fussed over by girls might not be that bad. I wonder how we can pull it off." Sibrina and I said in unison as she came to stand beside me.

"We know! We'll just call everyone 'dude' and 'bro' from now on!" Sibrina and I said, and we burst out laughing

*wipes brow* Whew! That was one of my longest chapters yet! But I had fun writing it ;)

What do you guys think of the episode chapter idea? I'm probably going to change it later on, since there's two girls here, not one, so if you didn't like it, don't worry :)

And the pairing's a bit of a mystery for me too! Right now it's looking like SibrinaxKyoya, but Hayley could be either with Tamaki or Hikaru! What do you guys think would be the cuter couple? I'm looking forward to reading your answers!
Anyways, please review! I love feedback from my readers! See you next time!

- LOSGAP =D

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